Can't you see what it's doing to the LV community?!?!?!?!!?

Mary has a threesome, plus you hurt Jen's feelings.

Yeah...we've got some thoughts or whatever. CONFORMIST!

We wear bikinis for the laughs....it's just a joke. No need for the insults, the haters or the character judgements. Bikini News is a lighthearted sketch comedy show...and we make it for laughs. Laugh   more...with us, laugh at us ... just laugh.  less

Jen's on the prowl...watch out!

The tape you've all been waiting for is finally here. Jen and Mary get STEAMY and HOT. Plus, Sylvester Stallone takes steroids.

This is Mary and me dancing a ways back. I put some stupid music to it and made it into a Bikini News promo. You likey?

Mary turns into a flesh eating monster. Plus, she's all about the prostitutes.

Mary likes it hot.

Today we take a look at Mary's porn habits; plus Britney Spears stops by to show us her mothering skills.

How will everyone deal with Mary's *unique* management style?

UBC: ULTIMATE BIKINI CHAMPIONSHIPS

It's a blooper from Friday's episode. Mary's so mean.

That little puppet has something to say...so do we...

Bloopers for your happiness!

Mary, on her birthday, is on the streets of LA daring you to do something stupid. Plus, Jen does her "freak of nature" dance.

Today we're getting a Glimpse into the home life of Jen and Mary. Plus. we've got an EXCLUSIVE interview with Amy Winehouse.

We take a SEXY look BACK to Jen's first screen test. It's been a YEAR!!!! Has she changed?

Jen and Mary finally admit their true feelings.

I break into a playground. WATCH OUT!

We left the camera rolling and Mary decided to imitate Jen. They really love each other though, seriously.

Some outtakes from the ninja episode...watch!

Mary loves herself...plus Jen gets rude in a bathroom :)

A new sketch must be delivered: who will survive?