The tape you've all been waiting for is finally here. Jen and Mary get STEAMY and HOT. Plus, Sylvester Stallone takes steroids.

Mary loves herself...plus Jen gets rude in a bathroom :)

Jen's on the prowl...watch out!

Jen and Mary finally admit their true feelings.

Today we take a look at Mary's porn habits; plus Britney Spears stops by to show us her mothering skills.

This is Mary and me dancing a ways back. I put some stupid music to it and made it into a Bikini News promo. You likey?

It's no holds barred when Mary pranks Jen. Watch!

Today we're getting a Glimpse into the home life of Jen and Mary. Plus. we've got an EXCLUSIVE interview with Amy Winehouse.

Mary has a threesome, plus you hurt Jen's feelings.

Jen and Mary try to fix relationships, but they should be working on their own. Also, their producer is a cokehead and Britney's acting up again.

I break into a playground. WATCH OUT!

Stuck deep underground, in Japan, while the earth is shaking, is a pretty interesting experience

We take a SEXY look BACK to Jen's first screen test. It's been a YEAR!!!! Has she changed?

Mary likes it hot.

Mary, on her birthday, is on the streets of LA daring you to do something stupid. Plus, Jen does her "freak of nature" dance.

There are ghosts everywhere you turn...

Didn't you know? I play dumb sometimes, but I loves me some video games.

In honor of Jen's disappearance, we show you a classic clip of them fighting.

Things get boring around Bikini News way sometimes. This is how we spice it up!

Bloopers for your happiness!

double the trouble

I answer some of your questions :). You ROCK!

Some outtakes from the ninja episode...watch!

It's a blooper from Friday's episode. Mary's so mean.