This is the first promo of the hit TV show "Desperate Housewives" on Lifetime.

a wacky video...

This is an original song. I hope you like it. -Tay

"Lifetime Limbo"

I sing a song I don't care whether
All the pieces fit together
Lollipops and traffic stops
Dancing on an old roof top

TV dinners   more...like the picture
Reading junk mail like it's scripture
Bach and Tupac on random repeat
Bumped to first class airline seats

Spitting llamas at the zoo
Bosses who just laugh at you
Getting soaked by ancient rain
Seeing your baby's face again

(Chorus)
I sing a song I don't care whether
all the pieces fit together
Sing it high and sing it low
Sing the lifetime limbo
Sing it high and sing it low
Sing the lifetime limbo

Paper plates and interstates
Silver dollar fishing weights
Breezy starlight in July
Stomp your feet and glorify

Interviews in smelly shoes
Looking for a drop of booze
Empty stores on busy streets
Ain't no other place to eat

Peanut butter long expired
Never gonna be retired
Learn to swim at ninety-five
Teach your goldfish how to jive

(Chorus)

Make a mess when you're depressed
Wake without a drop of rest
Ace a test and wipe your brow
Pay your credit card somehow

Say goodbye to those you love
Cry in jobs you're tired of
Find a "you" you didn't know yeah
Living life in limbo  less

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The 2009 Nora Roberts series concludes with Tribute staring Brittany Murphy and Jason Lewis. Catch the grand finale world premiere of Tribute, Saturday at 9pm|8c on Lifetime.

Expert hostage negotiator Phoebe McNamara juggles her career with raising her young daughter and contending with her agoraphobic mother. When Phoebe is assaulted by an unknown assailant in her precinct,   more...she can’t help but be deeply shaken. She later receives a series of mysterious threatening messages, and discovers she is the target of a psychopath out to destroy her personally and professionally. High Noon premieres Saturday April 4th at 9pm|8c on Lifetime.  less

Expert hostage negotiator Phoebe McNamara juggles her career with raising her young daughter and contending with her agoraphobic mother. When Phoebe is assaulted by an unknown assailant in her precinct,   more...she can’t help but be deeply shaken. She later receives a series of mysterious threatening messages, and discovers she is the target of a psychopath out to destroy her personally and professionally. High Noon premieres Saturday April 4th at 9pm|8c on Lifetime.  less

Former Baltimore policeman Nate Burns who escaped to a small town in Alaska finds himself falling for Meg Galligan, an independent and feisty bush pilot with her own demons. When her father's body is   more...discovered in a mountain cave, Nate finds himself in the middle of a high profile murder investigation and learns the killer is in the community. Based on the Norah Roberts novel, Northern Lights premieres Saturday March 21st at 9pm ET/PT on Lifetime.  less

Former Baltimore policeman Nate Burns who escaped to a small town in Alaska finds himself falling for Meg Galligan, an independent and feisty bush pilot with her own demons. When her father's body is   more...discovered in a mountain cave, Nate finds himself in the middle of a high profile murder investigation and learns the killer is in the community. Based on the Norah Roberts novel, Northern Lights premieres Saturday March 21st at 9pm ET/PT on Lifetime.  less

Jackie is a divorced mother of two on the brink of her 40th birthday. When her kids go to stay with her ex for the holidays, Jackie takes a chance on a magical vacation and finds herself in the middle   more...of an unexpected romance with a much younger man. It's not long before she realizes that life only begins at 40. Based on the book by Jane Porter. Flirting With Forty premieres Dec 6th at 9pm ET|PT on Lifetime.  less

A pair of brothers seem to have it all - the perfect wives, the perfect homes, money and perfect lives. But nothing is as it seems in the Kissel household, especially when unspeakable tragedy strikes   more...and both brothers are found dead. Premieres No 15 at 9pm ET | PT on Lifetime.  less

A pair of brothers seem to have it all - the perfect wives, the perfect homes, money and perfect lives. But nothing is as it seems in the Kissel household, especially when unspeakable tragedy strikes   more...and both brothers are found dead. Premieres No 15 at 9pm ET | PT on Lifetime.  less

In "Rita Rocks", Nicole Sullivan stars as Rita Clemens, an overworked wife and mother in the middle of a full-blown identity crisis. Tuesdays at 8:30pm ET | PT on Lifetime.

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In "Rita Rocks," Nicole Sullivan stars as Rita Clemens, an overworked wife and mother in the middle of a full-blown identity crisis. Catch a Sneak Peek Week: Five new episodes nightly beginning   more...Oct 20th at 8:30pm ET/PT on Lifetime.  less

"Sex & Lies In Sin City" follows the story of casion mogul Ted Binion and his relationship with beauty queen turned stripper Sandy Murphy. When Binion turns up dead from an overdose all   more...fingers point to Sandy, the beneficiary of his millions. Staring Mena Suvari, Marcia Gay Harden and Matthew Modine. "Sex & Lies in Sin City" premieres Sat Oct 25 at 9pm ET/PT on LIFETIME.  less

In "Rita Rocks," Nicole Sullivan stars as Rita Clemens, an overworked wife and mother in the middle of a full-blown identity crisis. Catch a Sneak Peek Week: Five new episodes nightly beginning   more...Oct 20th at 8:30pm ET/PT on Lifetime.  less

In "Rita Rocks," Nicole Sullivan stars as Rita Clemens, an overworked wife and mother in the middle of a full-blown identity crisis. Catch a Sneak Peek Week: Five new episodes nightly beginning   more...Oct 20th at 8:30pm ET/PT on Lifetime.  less

"Living Proof is the true story of a UCLA oncologist who helped develop the breast cancer drug Herceptin. His inspring journey shows the sacrafices he made and obstacles he faced to get the drug   more...approved. Staring Harry Connick Jr and Renee Zellweger. Premieres Oct 18th at 9pm ET/PT on Lifetime.  less

"Coco Chanel" is the rags-to-riches tale charting the rise of one of the most influential fashion icons of the 20th century. Staring Shirley MacLaine as Coco Chanel. Premieres September 13th   more...at 8pm et/pt on Lifetime.  less

"Coco Chanel" is the rags-to-riches tale charting the rise of one of the most influential fashion icons of the 20th century. Staring Shirley MacLaine as Coco Chanel. Premieres September 13th   more...at 8pm et/pt on Lifetime.  less

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Last season there was infidelity, family drama, sizzling romance, ruthless rivalries, shocking rumors and heartbreaking deployments. Expect even more excitement and surprises in Season 2 of Army Wives.   more...Sundays at 10pm ET on Lifetime.  less