dude, i sound like a chick. -.-

I decided to make a series of me, going on and on about stuff I hate. It's pretty much exactly like Foamy's Rant, my voice is sped up and everything, so yeah.

WTF IS KEVIN SAYING!?
"Alright. Is this   more...recording? Okay. Hi, I'm Kevin and ...umm...I just wanna talk about a few things. Right. First. How many of you get SO annoyed when, um, say like ... well, I work at a candy store, right? so like say... you're paying, well someone's paying for their candy. they brought up like ... a billion things, you check them all out, and right when you're done giving them the price, they go "WAIT! ..I want this too." OH! and then you're like, "OKAY!" cause you have to keep a smile on your face cause you know... the customer is always right! So... finally they leave and you're like "Thank the lord that they left." But then they come back five minutes later and they get more and are like "Oh sorry, I want this too." Geeze, okay, you know what? What you do is you go to the store, get everything you need, THINK about it before you pay, THEN pay, then leave. PERMANITLY, until your next visit. Don't come back five minutes later. You know what else I hate? When you're on the freeway, or just like on the road, and the car in front of you is on their cellhphone. So they're driving like 5 miles per hour. Or they're like an old person and they're going really slow, right? So you're like beeping at them because it's a green light ... and they're not moving. So you're like um... Beep. Old lady. Get off your phone and drive. You know? I just always found that really annoying. Or also when you're on the computer, and you're in a chatroom talking, and a person just gets on your nerves more then anything... like, they just won't shut up. They're like so annoying and you can't say anything because they're your best friend's friend. Ya know? Doesn't it just aggrivtate you. It finally gets to the point where you're like "SHUT UP." But, they don't get it. They think you're joking. They're like "Haha! Shut up! Your funny!" And then they just keep talking. They're obnoxious and they're loud. UM..alright, um, so we're gonna go to commercial now. Gonna take a quick break. Enjoy this break...yes."

I don't feel like typing the rest. xD

This episode consists of:
-Rants by Kevin
-A commerical break
-Story Time with Kevin!


Enjoy? xD  less

episode 1:
Listen as kevin and chris rant about random stuff! =)

I'm the one singing normally. Chris and Kevin are the idiots that keep changing the words... and Kimmy.

a new show! wow there's too many.
this one is a random story... about school...
tell me if i'm funny?

kevin, chris, kimmy, ella, lynn, sam, and the weird british girl alice are all hanging out at kevin's hizzouse and decided to make a random video. tah duh!

YEAH.

Ella's amazing chipmunk voice as she talks about her dreams, and is constantly interrupted by Kevin and Kimmy. :)

Translation: Me: Hi, my name is Ella, and I am really cool.
Kevin: Not!
Me: That was Kevin.   more...I’m at Kevin’s house right now. And so is Kimmy and Mark. Because we’re all really..cool..like that. And yeah. So like…I’m just gonna…talk…and stuff…and it’s probably going to be really random. But that’s okay. Because random is good. I like random. Don’t you like random? Yes, random is very fun. Okay. So. Oh my god, one time, I had this dream, and I met this magical unicorn, and her name, was Rainbow Sunshine. And we went on a magical adventure into her unicorn world, and it was really really really pretty, and we had a lot of fun, and there were flowers and fairies and rainbows and..more unicorns, and it was so much fun, and yeah.
Kevin: And Ella is crazy!
Me: That was Kevin.
Kevin: And I got candy! CANDY! (Kimmy and Kevin laugh)
Me: Wowww. Wowww. Wowww. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Kevin is really weird.
Kevin: No it’s my candy!
Kimmy: I want some too!
Me: SHUT UP! This is my thing! Shut up! You’re all being really annoying!
Kimmy: Okay!
Me: Okay, so anyway, I woke up, after that dream…and I was really sad…because the dream was over…and it wasn’t real…but I wanted it to be…And then, another night, I had another dream! And I met a dinosaur named Paul. And he was wearing a top hat, and he was tap dancing. And he taught me how to tap dance. And omgomg it was so much fun. So then he introduced me to all his like—dinosaur friends, and we had a lot of fun, but then I had to go home, and I was really sad…but then my mom woke me up, and I yelled at her…and then I went to school…and um…yeah. And…Kevin is staring at me and he’s kind of creeping me out right now.
Kevin: (burps twice)
Kimmy: (laughs)
Kevin: I did not just burp.
Me: Kevin, shut up.
Kevin: (burp) Ew.
Me: Ew, that was Kevin.
Kimmy: Ewwww!
Me: Shut up, you guys are really annoying and you’re messing up my video.
Kevin: Ella’s a cartoon!
Me: Shut up. Anyway…yeah, that cartoon…Danny Phantom thing is um…really cool…Kevin made it for me…and in case you can’t tell…it’s me. But you would be really stupid not to know that. And I’m gonna go now, bye.
Kevin: Whee!  less