http://www.myspace.com/etomicmailr kelly i believe i can fly - I took this in italy for a birthday party for my friend Vanessa, where we met these great Scots Men. Rickie is singing in his kilt..Hilarious....thanks   more...Rickie  less

i know its only August....lol

i wanted to re post the "glow table"

laughter is the best medicine

I was out having a couple of beers the other night and this girl started to sing,it's that bad i thing i got cancer.

Bad Credit Signature Loans provide you financial support despite your bad credit history.

A response for Zwoontalks. Not sure about stealing from malls, but um... I may know a little about... stealing from...

Music wasn't mixed by me this time, it was mixed by saturnvandel at splicemusic.com. And there's something on my lips.

"I Hate That I Love You" by Rihanna featuring Ne-Yo.

Part one of a series exploring the failed system: the Philips CD-I.

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I've found something else to be addicted to :(

Sorry for being lazy but this is a tease until I finish my other vids... But I really do like this one alot! I push my bike harder than most days and I enjoy the sound it makes. I also venture around   more...a hospital parking garage and I see a stupid MAN driver... Enjoy and comment (if you dare!) And I do have topics in this one and they are - waking up earlier and - infomertials!  less

EAGLES OF DEATH METAL - I Want You So Hard

hmm...

showing my tire... wait til the end for the good stuff... guess this is the cost of stunting huh????

You Have to see this video

Don eats taco bell and gets terrible gas and end up killing the entire world in this Iam Legend Movie Review Spoof

I complain, then illustrate my car wreck, then basically try to sell you stuff. oh yeah www.hktowoworkshop.com

Series of emails from "Amanda Girl" ... who I don't know and have no idea how she found me:

"We are int he process of making our first feature film and trying to get between half a million   more...and a million for the film. Do you know any one we could turn to for help producing the film?
Thanks so much for your help
Amanda"

MY response:

"Do I know you?
And is there a reason I care about the project?
Why would you ask me?"


Her last email:

"well sorry i bothered you ok!
1st off you are listed in the producers list on here so i thought i would ask i dont give a f*ck for real if ur interested ok..Jesus Christ could you be anymore a B*tch?"


I then informed her that I am in no way a producer and to send me an unsolicited email asking directions to deep pockets was a very uncouth, ill mannered, uneducated, inexperienced thing to do and that she should grow up and get some sense.

People, if you are trying to find funding for a film:
1. Do your research
2. Find an actual producer...don't just hit up random people on MySpace asking for half a million bucks.
3. Write a legible and well-worded email using spell check
4. In that email, introduce yourself, your project and how you found the recipient of the email
5. NEVER EVER call the recipient names or degrade them if they simply prompt you with more questions about your project...at least you got a response. Be thankful for that.
6. Know your industry and understand that most of us working actors have little money, no power and are just trying to survive in LA...if we had access to funds for a half million dollars...don't you think we would be doing something with that ourselves???????
7. Use common sense and manners
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funny

unlock Cuffs

World famous DIRTY VIKING challenges SENATOR BRIAN BAIRD (*** federal agent even ***) to prove JESUS CHRIST is coming back to "pay the price" for bad judgments Mr. Baird and Mr. Bush made on   more...the WAR.  less

and you wouldn't give it to me