Our EXCLUSIVE interview with YouTube Star Boh3m3 and WriterTron3000 shows us what it's like to write a Bikini News episode.

When Mary Clark's LiveVideo addiction takes over her life, it's up to Jen, Shango, Sylar and Faye006 to get her help.

Coming this summer...Bikini News, the movie!

Today we take a look back to the first time Jen and Mary met. Plus, Jimmy Fallon isn't funny.

Can't you see what it's doing to the LV community?!?!?!?!!?

Mary has a threesome, plus you hurt Jen's feelings.

WriterTron comes out with a little secret for his belle Jen. Are things oily, or is it just WD-40?

We wear bikinis for the laughs....it's just a joke. No need for the insults, the haters or the character judgements. Bikini News is a lighthearted sketch comedy show...and we make it for laughs. Laugh   more...with us, laugh at us ... just laugh.  less

Mary's ribs are crushed and Jen wants another ride. She won't take no for an answer, or maybe she's stillupset about Mr. Oinkers.

Jen's on the prowl...watch out!

The girls get wild during a puppy fight, plus Jen breaks up with herself.

Today we interview Linsday LIVE from the 'Dance, Dance Drug' Club in West Hollywood. She shows us her new boardgame and discusses rumors of her strumpethood.

The tape you've all been waiting for is finally here. Jen and Mary get STEAMY and HOT. Plus, Sylvester Stallone takes steroids.

Sadly, Bikini News has been cancelled. This is our last episode...(or is it?). Star Trek Hottie Chase Masterson stops by to help us say goodbye.

Mary Clark shows off her pranking style in CLARK'd. Today her victim is Jen Jackson.

This is Mary and me dancing a ways back. I put some stupid music to it and made it into a Bikini News promo. You likey?

After notes from a network exec, the girls are forced to 'spice up' their show. Hilarity probably ensues.

Finally, we learn the truth behind the Donald/Rosie clash...can anyone say 'hormonal tension'? Plus, we learn the horrible truth behind Jen Jackson's face.

Today Britney Spears stops by the show, plus a ninja captures Jen.

Today we celebrate Valentine's Day by showing you a glimpse of Mary and Jen's home life. Also, Kid Rock, Pam Anderson, Jessica Simpson and Motel 6 all have a reason to hate us.

What would Bikini News look like as a Fox show? Also, Paris Hilton is ridiculous, again.

Jen and Mary are coming to your door. Plus, we show you what we do with our old bikinis.

A little video we put together to tell you why. Plus, a never before seen, once in a lifetime Mary Clark clip at the end!

Mary likes it hot.