I barely make it away with my butt virginity intact!!!

Oh yeah! I'm going to be huge! The internet is amazing! When opportunity knocks, you better be ready to answer! And me? I'm answering!

(in case anyone is wondering...this is a joke. I don't want   more...to do fetish videos.)  less

I get some strange requests from people.

I wanted to do a video today but wasn't sure of what. Krista was telling me some guy asked her to do a video of her blowing up a balloon. I guess he has a fetish of girls blowing up balloons. People   more...have strange fetishes. One time a guy asked me to do a video where I'm just crossing my eyes.
I make a pretty funny face when I pop the balloons.  less

one of my livevideo friends has a balloon fetish...he asked me to blow up a balloon so i am going to blow up a balloon for him in a few days...why not, it is harmless...

people are going to ask you questions that you think are strange

pillow figth

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BLOOD JEWEL AUDIO-VISUAL ASSAULT VI

These owners must really love their kittys! Talk about spoiled! The cost $15,000.00 dollars? I am not sure how true that is, but regardless these are some cool cats!

sorry no popping here...its scary....for all you balloon fetishers this goes out to you....i wish blowing up balloons turned me on....i feel like a did a good deed for today..

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Haha I'm commenting on a lot of fetishes today. My comment to Faye006's hilarious asian fetish video

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my comment to traveler1967's video

RIPPED from the BLOUSE of today's HEADLINES...! A CAVALCADE of CATACLYSMIC CARNALITY!....SHOCKING!....SENSATIONAL...SCANDALOUS....SCORCHING!....THESE are the GIRLS that CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS have   more...WARNED you about!....HOT, HEAVING, HEATHEN, HARLOTS!....HELLBOUND on a HIP HIGHWAY through HEARTACHE, HUNGERING for MORE! .... WANTON WOMEN so STACKED and STATUESQUE that they CRUSH ALL HAPLESS MEN upon whom they TOPPLE!.....Do you DARE SEE...? LURID LADIES OF LUST!!!!! (...plus selected shorts)(Rent this theater for your next meetings! Ask management inside!)

I animated this series of "Fetish Girl Dancers" for a video installation at an Annual Erotic Art Show Opening during Valentine's weekend (see "Club Liquide" video)...but I thought i'd make a quickie sleaze-movie trailer out of it. Just me farting around, basically. But y'know...? Now I kinda wanna see the actual MOVIE! LOL

Let's see how many views THIS one gets me! Heh-heh!  less

my response to your comment about Balloon Fetish Guy

What in the world are these people thinking?

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Some more of my sexy feet

New Juice music video, hot street shit

Sexy Feet