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Episode 0666

Ernie gets emotional during a movie: first he's sad, then scared, then happy. His reactions bother the other moviegoers,   more...and the scene ends in chaos.

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to tell you some things

Ernie Hernandez talks to Emma Perez Trevino

Ernie Hernandez talks to Emma Perez Trevino about UTB, Planning, Streets

ERNIE PLAYS GUITAR

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Here's the most popular E&B skit from 1970. (From MarshalGrover)

From 1990, Ernie plays a game with opposites, much to Bert's chagrin.

"You're putting me on."
From 1981.

Autism is the fastest-growing developmental disability in the United States.* Fourteen years ago, only 1 in 10,000 children was diagnosed with autism. Today, that rate has soared to 1 in 150.

Despite   more...this prevalence, research shows that many parents of young children are generally unaware of autism. This campaign seeks to educate parents about the growing rate of autism in this country and to ultimately increase the level of early detection.

Because there is currently no cure for autism and no effective means to prevent it, early detection is the crucial first step in helping children with autism. With appropriate early-intervention services, from ages 3-5, between 20% and 50% of children diagnosed with autism will be able to attend mainstream kindergarten.

All of the PSAs communicate the startling statistic that 1 in 150 children are diagnosed with some form of autism. The PSAs also encourage parents of young children to visit www.AutismSpeaks.org to learn the signs of the disorder.  less

Autism is the fastest-growing developmental disability in the United States.* Fourteen years ago, only 1 in 10,000 children was diagnosed with autism. Today, that rate has soared to 1 in 150.

Despite   more...this prevalence, research shows that many parents of young children are generally unaware of autism. This campaign seeks to educate parents about the growing rate of autism in this country and to ultimately increase the level of early detection.

Because there is currently no cure for autism and no effective means to prevent it, early detection is the crucial first step in helping children with autism. With appropriate early-intervention services, from ages 3-5, between 20% and 50% of children diagnosed with autism will be able to attend mainstream kindergarten.

All of the PSAs communicate the startling statistic that 1 in 150 children are diagnosed with some form of autism. The PSAs also encourage parents of young children to visit www.AutismSpeaks.org to learn the signs of the disorder.  less

The Advertising Council, in partnership with Autism Speaks, announced today the launch of a new series of public service advertisements (PSAs) featuring professional golfer Ernie Els, and his six-year   more...old son Ben, designed to raise awareness about autism and to urge parents to learn the early warning signs of this developmental disorder, now diagnosed in one in every 150 children.

To view Multimedia News Release, go to http://www.prnewswire.com/mnr/adcouncil/37797/  less

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Visit: http://www.erniefidanza.comErnie Fidanza Managing Partner ef@mylifemaxmila.com (561) 277-8187 Office (201) 951-9387 CellOnyx Group International, LLC LifeMax, Inc. Email: info@mylifemaxmila.com   more...Website: http://bombers89.lifemax.netKeywords: Team Azure - Independent Distributors of LifeMax Team Azure consists of like minded individuals who are passionate about the vision of Lifemax, to change the health and wealth of the world teamazure.net Leaders Team Azure - Independent Distributors of LifeMax teamazure.net/leaders www.teamazure.net Team Azure Products : Home Team Azure has done it again! Understanding the immediate needs for all of our LifeMax Independent Distributors. Team Azure has brought you the branded teamazureproducts.com Team Azure Products : Terms and Conditions Team Azure Products shall be made either by e-mail, sent to the address we provide on our Web site, or first class mail to our address amazureproducts.com/termsandconditions Team Azure Launches Valuable Website The amazing LifeMax “Team Azure” has launched a Business Training and Development Website to help you build your LifeMax Business. ...  less

Visit: http://www.erniefidanza.comErnie Fidanza Managing Partner ef@mylifemaxmila.com (561) 277-8187 Office (201) 951-9387 CellOnyx Group International, LLC LifeMax, Inc. Email: info@mylifemaxmila.com   more...Website: http://bombers89.lifemax.netKeywords: Mila By Lifemax business.lifemax.net Worlds Best Omega 3 Source Buy Product or Become a Distributor Lifemax Mila The Miracle Seed Try Lifemax Mila today - order here. Mila - The Miracle Seed is a VERY special, micro-sliced, blend of chia formulated by scientist Dr. Wayne Coates.theperfectgrain.com MLM Business Opportunities Blog | LifeMax Distributor Shares Her Angie Aller, a distributor for LifeMax could tell you that LifeMax Distributor Shares Her Success Story | Business Idea Dream Team Announces Lifemax Launch©Sep 11, 2008 The launch of the LifeMax Signature Grainâ„¢ onto the world's stage is happening. The Dream Team today announces the premier Launch Event Chia Power: LifeMax (The Signature Grain) and What Happened to It's taken 10 weeks Arizona Chia, which for many years sold excellent quality chia seed at LifeMAX The LifeMAX® name traces its origin to 1974 when its parent company, founded by Gene Richard Moss, M.D., came into existence as a medical service lifemax.com DB- SAYS LIFEMAX MLM COMPANY WILL BE GLAD ACTIVATE YOU FOR WOULD YOU PAY $4000.00 TO BE A LIFEMAX DISTRIBUTOR BUYING SIGNATURE GRAIN??? Lifemax — Blogs, Pictures, and more on WordPress themiracleseed wrote 2 months ago : Lifemax founders Jim and Sherri Wear share their vision for changing the health of the world LifeMax LIfemax Market 2008 LifeMaxlifemaxmarketLifemax and Its Founders Jim and Sherri Wear Announce Exclusive LifeMax International launches to the world LifeMax International Orlando bassed Health and Wellness company, have launched their revolutionary Signature Grain to the world.  less

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Episode 0694
Air date December 12, 1974

Ernie answers the telephone. Bert overhears the conversation, which involves a baseball game,   more...a rainy day, and a gorilla stealing a baloney sandwich. When Bert asks who just called, Ernie says it was a wrong number.

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From Episode 158: Ernie asks Cookie Monster to help him with a lecture about the letter A, and shows an apple as a visual aid. Cookie Monster, true to form, eats the apple...by tossing it into his mouth   more...in one gulp. (Some of the earliest sketches with Cookie included that visual gag; I wonder if any preschoolers tried to imitate it?) NOTE: This sketch first appeared in Episode 47 of Sesame Street.  less

StuntRider Ernie "edub" Vigil riding a Ducati Hypermotard 1100 stunt'n style.
"edub" myspace link in the comments.
I have permission to upload this video.

A vintage Bert & Ernie sketch from 1969--and one of the few times that Bert successfully fools his roommate, too. (According to Muppet Wiki, this sketch first aired in Episode 14 of Sesame Street.)

Yes people, I AM COMPLETELY NAKED in this video.

From "This Way to Sesame Street": Bert tries to sum up the purpose of Sesame Street, but Ernie protests that the audience hasn't learned enough about it--and begs for one last clip. Another   more..."speech balloon" letter cartoon follows; then Bert reads off an address where parents can write for CTW's official guide to the show. Finally, the end credits roll (in spite of Ernie's loud protests).  less

From "This Way to Sesame Street": Bert does a double take when Ernie lists Kermit among the celebrities who will appear on Sesame Street. Ernie responds by showing one of Kermit's lectures;   more...this one teaches the difference between "more" and "less". As usual, a monster (or should I say "monsters"?) interrupt and ruin the lecture.  less

When Ernie wants to eat a few cookies before dinner, Bert insists (rather rudely) that he should wait until *after* dinner instead. Ernie claims not to know what those words mean, so Bert uses the covered   more...cookie dish to demonstrate. (Ernie, naturally, takes advantage of the lesson and pigs out after all...)  less