Drunken Babel . by Ian

Knights of the office chairs in an epic duel to the finish.

Guy slices his ironing board in half with a katana. And that's what you'll be most famous for in your life.

Drunken again

This crazy drunken Frenchman terrorises a airplane full of passengers!

This guy has MAJOR talent to be drunk and make such an awesome strike!

tower of the drunken dragons

My mate after a bar crawl at uni. Took us 20 minutes to get her down the stairs to bed, i got her changed then she wanted to go back up. I said no! tried to get her to bed, watch her eyes before she makes   more...the escape!  less

trying to keep her out the club

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She kissed the tequila bottle and she liked it.

It's called a baby shower, not a night out at the clubs you skanky ho.

A taser makes for a hell of an alarm clock.

Nothing another fifth of Jack won't fix.

These guys all needed to drop some more E before they came outside. Then they could hump instead of fight.

singing too S Club 7's "Have You Ever" .. Wooo Mint !!

If you're drunk, don't dance on a the back of a truck. And don't let other drunk people pick you up and throw you off the back of the truck.

The porcelain God couldn't stand her breath