I think it's time for this cop to lay off the donuts and hit the gym.

Eddie here and Cliff is once again trying to feel up my kid sister. Kira needed some medical attention and all Cliff can think of is how can he get to cop a feel.
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One good tip to follow if you want to avoid a police beat down... don't run!

My terrible ticket.

If taking your lawnmower out for a drunken ride is wrong, I don't want to be right.

How does Brandon handle seeing his girlfriend hang out with the guys? Will Brandon be able to join in on the party or will his relationship with Wendy be busted as well?

This is amazing!

Fight between two girls gets broken up by a cop that slams one of them.

I heard that the attackers only got four years for this. In America, they'd all be dead.

Hungary must be a peaceful place, when the cops have time to do a choreographed dance and all...

Being good at parking has other benefits.

If you've only been out on parole for grand theft auto for a week, maybe you should resist the temptation to steal more cars?

Watch the reaction of the motorists - when they get a special kinda of ticket - from a "special kind of" Cop!!! *grin*

What happens when cops forget to set the parking brake?

How are you gonna try to get away from the cops with your car pretty much totaled?

That was not smart, ya wanker.

In Vegas, she could probably have found some guy who'd pay her to pee on him, and not have gotten arrested for it.

You mean Russia actually has drunk driving laws?

Protester sneaks up behind a riot cop and lands a solid punch.

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Everyone's having a great time until they all start shooting at each other.

That's one lucky mutt.

Oh yeah, that's a rough start for the cop, for sure.

If you want to make it look like the cops beat you, try hitting yourself harder than a 3-year old. And make sure they aren't monitoring you with a camera.