SNL Jeopardy with Sean Connery

some impressions i can do

My impressions of Harrison Ford and Sean Connery in a scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade! Just for a laugh!

I thought it was funny

Part 2 or Pirromount's 1979 James Bond parody.

Bryan Adams - (Everything I Do) I Do It For You

SEAN CONNERY COMMERCIAL

Here's some impressions I do. And I freely admit that a few of them are just ripoffs of other people's impressions. Here's the list:

1. Bill Cosby
2. Sean Connery
3. Jon Lovitz
4. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
  more...5. Krusty the Klown (The Simpsons)
6. Dr. Nick Riviera (The Simpsons)
7. Comic Book Guy (The Simpsons)
8. Gilbert Gottfried
9. Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb (Silence of the Lambs)
10. Abbott & Costello
11. ALF
12. Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
13. Cleveland (Family Guy)
14. Arnold Schwarzenegger
15. Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin
14. Walter Matthau
15. Bobo (NOthing But Trouble)
16. Lil' Debull (Nothing But Trouble)
17. Heffer (Rocko's Modern Life)
18. Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
19. Filbert (Rocko's Modern Life)
20. Mrs. Bighead (Rocko's Modern Life)
21. Mr. Bighead (Rocko's Modern Life)
22. John Wayne
23. Milton Waddams (Office Space)
24. Howard Stern
25. Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne
26. Fez Whatley (XM's "Ron & Fez" show)
27. Beavis & Butt-head
28. Marvin the Martian
29. Yogi Bear
30. Boo Boo
31. Snagglepuss
32. The Impressive Clergyman (The Princess Bride)
33. Scooby Doo
34. Inspector Gadget
35. The Joker (Batman the Animated Series)
36. Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)
37. James Hetfield (Metallica)
38. Dr. Gregory House (House MD)
39. Popeye
40. Dr. Phil
41. Meatwad (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
42. Zorak (Space Ghost Coast to Coast)
43. Kermit the Frog (Sesame Street & The Muppets)
44. Big Bird (Sesame Street)
45. Elmo (Sesame Street)
46. Ernie & Bert (Sesame Street)
47. The Swedish Chef (The Muppets)
48. John Madden  less

Sean Connery tries to explain to Barbara Walters when it's okay to smack a woman.

Uhh... Link's gotta save something. And in the end, uhh, Sean Connery helps out and uhhh thats pretty much it.


NOTE: This isn't related to AgentESPIO's new video, so you know. kkthx BOOM POP

This is the first part of a James Bond parody that we did back in 1979, back in the day when 007 movies meant something.

Had a BBQ this weekend, I like to make my famous potato salad, But we didn't have any mustard so I jumped on the bike to get some.

Music dubbed over my horrible Sean Connery impressions toward the end,   more...haha...I crack myself up sometimes.  less

Life is interesting when friendship and loyalty are found at the most
unexpected place and time. Two different people, a 16-year old African
American kid in the Bronx and a reclusive, eccentric award-winning
  more...writer, accidentally meet and become friends. Their friendship changes
one another in the best of ways. This movie will renew our belief in the
human spirit and inspire goodness in all of us. If you're looking for an
uplifting and inspirational movie, look no further.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE...I know have an urge to buy a typewriter/make
BETTER Videos in 2007,, lol's
We all have movies that we feel belong to us personal and this is the
movie for me & hopefully All of Us!.

Quotes:
Forrester: Let me ask you a question... those two foul shots at the end
of the game... did you miss them, or did you *miss* them?
Jamal: Not exactly a soup question, now is it?

Forrester: My name is William Forrester.
[points to 'writers wall of fame' pictures]
Forrester: I'm that one.

Forrester: Punch the keys, for God's sake!
Forrester: You're the man now, dog!

Jamal: Man, fu*k you William! You wanna know what the real bullsh!t
is? How about you let me take on this one cause you're too damn
scared to walk out that door and do something for somebody else.
You're too damn scared, man! That's the only reason.
Forrester: [throws glass against wall and breaks it] You don't know a
G-D'd thing about reason; There are no reasons! Reasons why some
of us live and why some of us don't! Fortunately for you, you have
decades to figure that out!
Jamal: Yeah, and what's the reason in having a file cabinet full of writing
and keeping the shit locked so nobody can read it? What is that man?
I'm done with this sh!t.

Forrester: I have an homeland that I have not seen for too long.
Jamal: Oh, you mean Ireland?
Forrester: Scotland, for God's sakes!
Jamal: I'm messing with you, man.

If I ask you not to say anything to anybody...
There will be no questions about me, or why there was only one book!

Forrester: The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an
unexpected time.
Jamal: I came back to see, if you could help me out with my writing.
Forrester: How about 5,000 words on why you should stay the fu*k out
of my house!

Forrester: No thinking - that comes later. You must write your first draft
with your heart. You rewrite with your head. The first key to writing is...
to write, not to think!
Jamal: "The rest of those who have gone before us cannot steady the
unrest of those to follow." You wrote that in your book.

Prof. Robert Crawford: [to Jamal] Perhaps your skills do reach farther
than basketball.
Jamal: "Further"
Prof. Robert Crawford: What?
Claire Spence: [to Jamal] Don't...
Jamal: [to Crawford] You said that my skills reached "farther" than
basketball. "Farther" relates to distance, "further" is a definition of
degree. You should have said "further".
Prof. Robert Crawford: Are you challenging me, Mr. Wallace?
Jamal: Not anymore than you challenged Coleridge.

Prof. Robert Crawford: Perhaps the challenge should have been directed
elsewhere. "It is a melancholy truth that even...
Jamal: "Great men have poor relations" Dickens.
Prof. Robert Crawford: "You will hear the beat of...”
Jamal: Kipling.
Prof. Robert Crawford: "All great truths begin...”
Jamal: Shaw.
Prof. Robert Crawford: "Man is the only animal...
Jamal: "That blushes. or needs to." Mark Twain.
Jamal: Come on, Professor...
Prof. Robert Crawford: [shouting] Get out!
Prof. Robert Crawford: [whispered] Get... out.
Jamal: Yeah. I'll get out.

I love the quote in Finding Forester,
When Sean Connery ... William Forrester & Rob Brown ... Jamal
Wallace
Say: The question you ask me here is more the type question asked
over a bowl of soup,, I always try and put these types of moments in
conversation in perspective with people, trying to do justice the meaning
of certain questions, need for a response, but as  less

The opening is now in full motion. I had issues with this one because I had to change the font color around so it is visible. The Clip is from Kingdom hearts Re: Chain of Memories, the PS2 remake of the   more...GBA game that was released with the Japan-only Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix+.

Songs:

Opening: "Yura Yura" by Hearts Grow

Closing:"Smash Bros. Great Medley" by Smashing...Live!

Video from KH-vids.net  less

This short James Bond demonstration is of just one of over 7,000 completely free screensavers that you can download immediately without registration at http://allscreensavers.biz .

The trials of 2 casting directors who happen to cast Oscar nominated films.

A reality show where a college student hast to survive leaving with Sean Connery for few weeks.

Impersonations include:
Droopy Dog,
Sean Connery,
Jack Nicholson,
Jimmy Stewart,
Mickey Mouse,
Goofy,
Gomer Pile

This is the third part of a James Bond parody that we did back in 1979, back in the day when 007 movies meant something.

my Impersonation of Sean Connery

Pot should totally be legal!

Interesting commentary... thanks Sean!

Sean Connery sings Disney! Own it today!!

Sean Connery Talks About Slapping Women