..Ahh...cheesy...kitsch...but thats how LOVE is right?...sometimes...

So I've been dance-tagged by Celestialsam. Which is awkward, as I can't dance. Never could, never will. Never had any ambitions in that department whatsoever.

But as long as I have to, I might as well   more...make it as cheesy as possible.
Or better yet... I'll send in Gaeri to do the ugly work.

To compensate for the damages you have just sustained, I shall tag two girls who will look much better dancing than I do:
<b>Kazzart</b> and <b>xLluviax</b> You're it!  less

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Monet Crayola is back! American Pie Star Tara Reid has a saucy new burger joint (or ketchup joint?) opening in West Hollywood aptly named Ketchup. Ms. Crayola delivers pop news with an artsy fartsy spoken   more...word spin that's oh so uniquely Monet.

Credits: Michelle Renee Coudon and Alexander Paul Morris

Links: http://www.vlogolution.com/vlog/HotRoast/20070403.html#extended  less

Hey its the Killer Dolls here again with Gingerdead Man 2 and some exciting news! Is it strange that this movie made us hungry?

The Jaws theme gets a funny lyrical treatment.

This goes to all the boy bands out there

Mike Nelson, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo are having fun with their PSXs until they get to see a weird video that was shown on PlayStation Underground. At the end, you'll get to see how it was all done!

Just watch, you'll see what I'm talkin' about.

This is a test to see what the LV uploader's like. I would've reposted one of my YT videos, but those are all on my external harddrive halfway across town.

I edited this one up real quick from some old   more...footage I had lying around (unused because it's so dark).

One year when I was about 10 I decided I would make the Thanksgiving centerpiece, and this is what I came up with. Now it's my job to recreate it every year, for the sake of tradition. For the hanging turkey thing, I cut out the bottoms of two paper plates and glued them together.  less

Some random, short clips from the distrubing Kung Fu Panda rip-off from Brazil. Don't the makers even know that Brazilians actually get American entertainment?!

The Logo of WDC Cheesy Diamond from 1984

No Batman movie is authentic without Bat-Shark Repellent.

Nothing special about this video, but wait until Tex the Robot kicks the THX logo...

Someone set Batman up the bomb. Or the bomb up Batman. Or something.

this is my first video in a while and it's not edited or anything because i can't open it's format in movie maker but it's pretty entertaining (:
hope you like it!



this is just a video of me and my best   more...friend marcy when we were both legally drugged one night [me on demoral for my wisdom teeth and she had just started her zoloft] enjoy.  less

When Geordi LaForge takes his visor off, he starts rapping about really pathetic ways to entertain bored kids.

They brought you cars that can think. They brought you mice that can cook. They brought you bees that can fight. But one rip-off that wasn't based on a CGI film was Gladiformers, a PS3-style Transformers   more...rip-off where transforming gladiator robots fight each other!  less

This time, the plagiarists at Fakesar rip off a DreamWorks movie! And what is that movie? Bee Movie.

When a war threatens a beehive, peace may come from unexpected places.

A honey-maker wants to fight,   more...and a soldier wants to make honey. What happens when these bees decide to follow their hearts instead of the rules?

After the chef in charge of the bee's honey production puts the entire beehive at risk, Beernard the little soldier, and Beeuty the honey-maker learn that it may be a challenge to disobey their own rigid society.

Will their world be destroyed or can they rescue it in time to find out who they are meant to be?  less

Start your engine and come to Raceopolis (Wait a minute, wasn't it supposed to be ROADopolis?), a town where cars act and think like they do in Disney and Pixar's Cars. Emotion, adventure, speed, crappy   more...animation and stolen ideas on the worst tracks!  less

The Little Cars are back in another crappy rip-off adventure (in three parts)!

Get ready to start your engines again! The Little Cars are back for more fun, excitement and racing in these 3 short animated   more...adventures.
Cruise The Cheater: A local newspaper accuses Cruise of cheating in a race and his best friend, Combo, is named as the source. Can Cruise prove his innocence and will Combo be able to regain his friendship with Cruise?
Combo the Racer: Combo goes into training to compete in The Rodopolis Race to save the delivery company and prove to eeryone that he is the quickest truck on the track. Will he succeed in his quest?
Fashion Chris: Chris dreams of looking prettier and becoming a part of High Society. Will a fabulous make over be just what she needs to make this happen?
Watch as the excitement runs high both on and off the track for these Little Cars!  less

DO NOT VIEW THIS!!!! ONLY I CAN BECAUSE I'M THE VIDEO'S CREATOR!!!!
Oh, crap. Pootobucket has come to LiveVideo! Pootobucket is my Photobucket sub-album with crappy stuff that makes fun of other crappy   more...stuff.
http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h144/Maxtaro/Pootobucket/

A badly done spoof of the Universal logo. I made the edited images when I was younger and interested in ads and logos.

Please click "Miss" on this video, I would really appreciate it =3 (Don't click "Hit"!) You can also flame this video, which is alright with me.  less

First Cars, then Ratatouille, then Transformers, then Bee Movie, and now... Kung Fu Panda? What will they rip-off next? Wall-E? Do the Brazilians even GET the real thing? EDIT: Seems like they HAVE ripped-off   more...Wall-E...

A clumsy panda bear wants to be a great dancer. But his boss wants him to be a heavy weight fighter.

Pancada is a cleaner on the Bear Bar Box. He breaths fight but dreams about ballet. When he finally takes part on an important dance contest, his plans are changed by his big boss. The Bear Bar Box has not been crowded lately and without knowing Pancada has a brilliant idea to bring people to the place. So his boss, a former fighter, decides to have a panda on the ring and the box begins! Now, Pancada will have to conciliate the boxing and the ballet!

God, when will the madness EVER stop?!  less

An old, beat-up Grindhouse-style trailer for a movie that doesn't exist titled Pomona Heat. Written & Directed by Borrow lead, Jason Oyama. Narrated by Khaled Hassan. Shot and Edited by MEEEEEE!!!   more...Featuring lines and set-ups borrowed liberally (read: stolen) from Boogie Nights and Seinfeld. Enjoy!

I put together this trailer as a surprise for our gang's most recent Trash Movie Night, using footage shot in 2002 for my buddy Jason's short film in addition to some old trashy flicks from my collection. After watching the trailer for the first time, Jason came over to me and smiled -- then proceeded to punch me in the face, over and over again. You're welcome.  less