Two hotties singing along to "Redneck Woman"

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Stewie & Brian sing at the emmys

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thats a good video about torrie wilson and trisha in a bikini contest with a happy ending!!!!

HD Trailer for The Darjeeling Limited Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody, Jason Schwartzman, and Anjelica Huston.

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well.. Today he admitted he is gay.

short match.. and michelle mccool is great

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Adrian Wilson of the Arizona Cardinals is up and over a 66 inch hurdle with a three-step start. Unbelievable.

Wheres my money?!

Comedian/Actor Brian Posehn recently completed work on his first music video The video, for POSEHN (Brian's metal band) track "Metal By Numbers" taken from Brian's upcoming CD 'Live In: Nerd   more...Rage', www.BriansNerdRage.com was shot on location in Los Angeles, CA with the team of director Darren Doane (DEFTONES, AFI), producer Jeremy Jackson and editor Dan Dobi. The video illustrates Brian's view on today's metal scene and features appearances from POSEHN members Scott Ian (ANTHRAX / DAMNOCRACY) and Joey Vera (ARMORED SAINT/FATES WARNING). 'Live In: Nerd Rage' reveals the hilarious observations of a self-professed nerd and life-long fan of heavy metal. Recorded as part of Brian's appearances on the Comedians of Comedy tour, and including a sketch with Bob Odenkirk (Mr. Show), 'Live In: Nerd Rage' is Brian at his funniest. 'Live In: Nerd Rage' can be previewed via Brian's MySpace site (www.myspace.com/BrianPosehn) and its official home on the web www.BriansNerdRage.com.

LYRICS:

Metal By Numbers
Music by Scott Ian
Lyrics by Brian Posehn

They’ve killed METAL twice, but it will never really die!
It’s kind of like a zombie or even that Jesus guy…
So grab your friends, some instruments and start a metal band
Just sing about death, Egypt and wizards or rip off Ayn Rand
We’re coming to the end of the first verse…
Then comes the breakdown, a pretty chorus and then the second verse.
I know I just rhymed verse with verse
That’s because I’m sooo METAL, bitch, where’s your fucking purse?

BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight…
BREAKDOWN!!! Don’t be scared, the chorus will make it all alright

Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a baby could do it, just give it a try
Just sound like Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

I have to change my voice to make me sound MAD!
If I tried to sing clean it would make your ears SAD!
This is the GANG VOCAL and I’ll tell you the TRUTH!
It’s four sweaty dudes yelling in a BOOTH!
Music really sucks now Posers and trendy FOOLS
But compared to Coldplay and Nelly, EVEN SHITTY METAL RULES!
It’s metal by numbers, it’s not arithmetic
John Mayer, Kelly Clarkson…they all can suck my PENIS!

BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight…
BREAKDOWN!!! Don’t be scared, the chorus will make it all alright

Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a monkey could do it, just give it a try
Copy Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

Here it comes! C’mon! All Right!
ARE YOU ALMOST READY??
Dammit! I missed it!

This is the mosh part! So...MOSH!!!
Or don’t. It’s your call.
I'm too old for it.
I just sorta stand in the back and try not to get hit.
Watch out for the shirtless white trash guys. They’ll punch you and they stink.
And look out for the screamo kids trying out their karate kicks.
Dude, you look gaytarded.
And look out for the giant Mexican guy, he looks really pissed.
I wish everybody would put their shirts back on, it’s kind of gross.
Is this part still going?
Here comes the lead break…
Oh, not yet.
Here it comes…
here it comes.
GO!

Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE!
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a retard could do it, JUST GIVE IT A TRY!
Steal from Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die  less

stewie pulls a sopranos on brian

Redneck girls all the way~

Lisa Dalbello's "Tango" video from her 1987 She album.

There have been so many requesting this one, I am thrilled to be able to post it!

Many, many thanks to Jarmo Nousiainen for providing the   more...video footage.

Thanks to Scott Schneck at HomeCottageCafe.com for transferring to DVD.

PLEASE NOTE:
Since this video is taken from a promotional video from EMI Svenska, the entire music video was not available. I extended the video slightly to include the middle bridge part and the first part of the last chorus and overdubbed sound with CD transfer for better quality. Enjoy!

Please visit my unofficial Dalbello fan site at
http://dalbello.4x2.net

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The Brothers Wilson were all on hand at the premiere of their latest movie, written by Luke, directed by Andrew and starring Owen.

stone cold and brian pillman a clip from 1996

Hamtaro with a Famguy dub.

I wanted to make an AMV, this was the first thing that popped into my head XD

Brian Sapient recently interviewed Lori Lipman Brown from http://www.secular.org She is the first atheist lobbyist in Washington D.C. working on behalf of all atheists (or as she says "nontheists")   more...in this country.  less

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If you think Hollywood produces trash, you should see what foreign studios are churning out...

Another music vdeo!! i had an idea of what i was doing this time, so i hope you like it!!