Very short snippets from BOTH YouTube and LiveVideo arranged as best I could to make just a little bit of sense. I only mention one site
in the title to make for a shorter/cleaner title.I plan on doing   more...more of these in the future so fear not if I didn't get around to you. I'll be
including more people in future episodes as I go along. If anyone reading this desires not to be in a future video of this nature from me, then please send me an email. I worked really hard at trying to make this
funny. OK, perhaps it's a bit irreverent but that's the only way I'm capable of doing something like this. If anyone appearing here is unhappy with how they are portrayed I apologize in advance. Know that it was not my intent to portray anyone in any way which I felt they'd
be truly uncomfortable with when taking into consideration the obvious fictional nature of this video as well as taking into consideration
the type of videos produced by that person.

Cast of Characters In Order Of Appearance

PPPPPanic
BibleGirl7
Traveler1967
BradThunder
U2bianSynic / LVbianSynic
SuburbanMom
KatiesOpinion
DebStef
SusanHas3Cats
Curt344
NutCheese
Leslie56
Furnifur
Magnulus
OctoberRoad
OZPete2111
Wags229
WPGPeanut
BlancheNoE
BugsInRug
RexTangle  less

BradThunder Poetry Tagged me. For better or for worse this is the result. A butterfly flaps it's wings in Scotland...yada, yada, yada:)

I in turn tag... LtAdams, Mango, and TheHateSpunj (although TheHateSpunj   more...gets an exemption if he so desires it)


A World Without Locks

What a wonderful world it would be
If there were no need for locks so no one needed a key.

No locks would mean there was no crime
It would mean that no one would steal, so much as a dime.

Just imagine if you will no keys to lose
No locks to pick, No Locksmiths to choose

No need for car keys or house keys
I say good riddance to all those keys as numerous as fleas

The failings of mankind can be partly summed up by the very need for a key
But the need for a key will always most certainly be.

To merely push a button and start a car
Now THAT would be the sign of a society advanced far.

If a visitor to our planet saw my keys and asked What's That?
I'm afraid I would have to tell him, I'm sorry but your spaceship has just been jacked.  less

This'll teach ya!

That and 'Burn everything! Burn it all!'

The heat, my friends..... IS ON!

5 items had to go....

This was originally posted to You Tube on September 29th 2006 and was to be the first in a line of regular updates.

'Week 2' is still pending...

This was the first instance where I implied that the Spunj   more...had a personality.

Although still bereft of any facial features and a voice, I had to employ exposition to convey the Spunj's thoughts...  less

Couldn't resist!

AIGF!

I should point out - Shatner rocks!

S'okay, Peter. We're not ganging up on you!

AIGF!

Here is the Survival Challenge. If you want to take part, message either the RED team leader, PTinUK, or the Blue team leader, BradThunder. PLEASE ONLY JOIN ONE TEAM - NO SPIES!!!!! :-)

Team Leaders -   more...you have until 1pm PST (9pm UK time) on Wednesday April 4th to assemble your team, discuss the situation and post your first video (on your own channels) telling us which FIVE items you are ditching from the life raft, and why you are ditching them.  less

Time shall tell...

There is no obligation (not that there ever is!) to either watch, comment or hit (or miss!) this video as it is purely an indulgence on my part for reasons that will be made known in a few months. But   more...if you do endure it, I truly thank you!

Music, as if I need to tell you, is by the ethereal Enya - often copied, never matched.  less

It was bound to happen!

"What's normal...baseball games and barbeques?" Robert DiNiro, from the movie 'Heat'.

K'uch cho pah te'tech, qich ru'ol cho dach fluffy bunnies?

When to quote, or when not to quote? That is the question. Wether tis nobler in the mind..... oh, shut up!

The Hate Spunj is back - Not bigger, not better and certainly not improved. Just the same old grumpy bugger he was before.

Just when you thought it was safe....

My fear......

Another little insight into the workings....

Come and have a go if you think you're sad enough!

What it says on the tin....

THANK YOU ALL!!! :)

And yes, I know I haven't shaved, so I look like a convict.

Damn you! Damn you all to hell - where this Diction Challenge belongs!

I had a bit of difficulty singing one of my lines.