My response to sedonaleigh"s Diction Challenge.
17 Seconds!
(Don't try this wearing a thong!)

I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to   more...the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.  less

An interview with an Englishman about biscuits