PAMELA ANDERSON GOES TO THE DENTIST

Once upon a time at Snake Pit Professional Wrestling.... maha

Someone is looking for a job at "Boobers". (FROM ALMOST DUNN PRODUCTIONS)

WATCH AND DISCOVER HOW BENNY HINN`S ANOINTING IS IDENTICAL TO MESMERISM AN OCCULT PRACTICE

Since I became politically correct I found I had to stop singing about 90% of the traditional songs I enjoy singing!

Note: The incident in the sixth verse is based on my own experience. One of my Form   more...3 students in an Australian school was killed by her own father because she shamed her family by having a boyfriend. The case is also referred to in Phil Cleary's book, "Just Another Little Murder."

Lyrics:

You know that dirty story
That's currently doing the rounds.
If you dare to pass it on you'll be on
Very shaky grounds.
These days any kind of humour
Seems to be out of bounds.
All jokes you must reject.
You can't draw a caricature
In case it offends.
You must beware and never dare
Upset our Muslim friends.
You'd better get on the bandwagon
And follow the latest trends.
You have to be politically correct.

You can't make fun of Irishmen,
You can't make fun of Jews.
And don't attack the feminists --
You've got too much to lose.
They'll always let you speak your mind
So long as you share their views.
And don't say you've been hen-pecked!
An anatomically compact bloke
Should never be called a dwarf.
You can say he's vertically challenged,
But never say he's short.
Call a differently-weighted person fat
And you might end up in court.
You have to be politically correct.

If a guy comes up to you
And invites you to play,
You can't call him a homo
And send him on his way.
"You poofter!" is a no-no,
But it's okay to say he's gay!
You have to show respect.
You can't call a spade
A spade any more.
You can't call a sex-worker
A prostitute or whore.
And you can't make jokes
About your mother-in-law.
You have to be politically correct.

They've censored all the fairy tales,
They're banning Mother Goose.
You mustn't laugh at Benny Hill
Or even Lenny Bruce.
And you mustn't smack your naughty child.
You'll get done for child abuse,
And then your family's wrecked.
You can't assume that others
Share the beliefs that you hold dear.
You can't say "Merry Christmas",
But only "Happy New Year",
And if you make a Nativity scene
You'll be thrown out on your ear.
You have to be politically correct.

Sometimes Mother Nature
Is very hard to please.
Environmental issues
Can bring a business to its knees.
Stop your global warming
And go out and hug some trees.
This pollution must be checked.
Endangered whales and sharks
Are disappearing from the seas,
But if we try to save the whales
We'll offend the Japanese,
And sharks fin soup at a banquet
Is important for Chinese.
You have to be politically correct.

Sixteen-year-old Zerrin
Had a boyfriend, to her shame.
Her father stabbed the girl to death
To save the family's name.
The judge said, "He's a Muslim,
So that mitigates the blame.
What else would you expect?"
"Allow for cultural differences"
Is a song you'll learn to sing,
Though equality for women
Is a very worthy thing,
We must allow for cultures where
The man is like a king.
You have to be politically correct.

Don't call a nigger a nigger
Unless you're a nigger too.
Borat can tell anti-Jewish jokes
Because he's actually a Jew,
And Kazakhstan is wondering
Who the hell to sue,
Their reputation to protect.
The safest thing to do
Is to sit firmly on the fence.
Don't be so bloody sensitive,
So quick to take offence.
Have a sense of humour
And have some common sense.
Do you have to be politically correct?  less

Classic dance single from the Italian DJ.

Benny-B

Estos picarones hacen de las suyas y no dejan titere con cabeza jajajajaj "hacen de las suyas" jajajaj

A funny little Avatar vid to the tune of Yakety Sax (The Benny Hill Theme Song).

Nice fs flip.

A story about the greatest game of all time...
Special: First apperence of Sleecer and Kaj EVER! You will probably see them later...

Made this video from total boredom. Sorry about video being dark, but then again this is Silent Hill.

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Somebody better lay down some salt, then again it is pretty entertaining.

Silent Hill: Homecoming
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This video is based off the games not the movie i hope you enjoy, many people have commented before on another site on one of my other accounts so i hope you like it

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robin hood hill

An Evangelist pushing some people around

Victory Hill damage after Gustav

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Rory Kindersley (writer/ director)

After their father charmingly runs off with the family fortune and a man called Brian, Ben and Jenny move from Manhattan to a flyspeck town   more...in New England with their mother, Susanne. The town is characterised by three things: a history of witchcraft and religious slaughter, a slew of missing children, and a population of freakish teens.  less