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When Mr. H decides to shave his beard into a mustache, the fellas ridicule him. But Mr. H retaliates by familiarizing his friends with the history and more...power of "the stache" by harnessing the power of hip-hop.
"MY STACHE" LYRICS
My Stache!
Don't you disrespect
My indefatigable upper lip accent
The ladies love
And The girls, they scream
Cause my four inch domestic da stache of all they dreams
Whether William Howard Taft
Or Edgar Allan Poe
When they see my stache, b#tches want some mo'
Mustache, Mustache
(What, What! What, What!)
My Stache, My Stache
(What, What! What, What!)
Burt Reynolds
He was at his best when
Grew out his stache on the run from Smokey
Pimp Shoutin'
"Ye-Haw", as Bo Darville
Sally Field was victim, stache did the lady kill
And as for Selleck
Magnum PI!
His stache - like a shuriken - through your motherf@ckin eye
Mustache, Mustache
(What, What! What, What!)
My Stache, My Stache
(What, What! What, What!)
For all you haters
And childish instigators
Who say the stache is a piece of trash and only for French Waiters
Fools I say
Mr. H will make you pay
As you run and hide, all flee inside, when you see the stache come your way
On the dance floor make some room
For my mini push broom
As it steals your girl, brings her to my world and puts you in a tomb
Mustache, Mustache
(What, What! What, What!)
My Stache, My Stache
(What, What! What, What!)
DICTIONARY
Indefatigable - (adj) Incapable of being tired out; not yielding to fatigue; untiring.
Four Inch Domestic aka Push Broom - (n) The most standard mustache that does not migrate horizontally nor vertically beyond the width of the lips; a typical "cop mustache".
William Howard Taft - (n) 27th President of the United States. First president to own an automobile. Mustache aficionado.
Edgar Allan Poe - (n) Poet, short story writer, playwright and essayist, best known for his tales of the macabre and mystery and for his commitment to mustaches.
Bo Darville - (n) Burt Reynold's character in SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT. More often used his ham radio handle, "Bandit".
Shuriken - (n) Ninja Throwing Star. less
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