I went to the dentist and they found out I needed two fillings . So, today, I showed up for my appointment and they fired up a big tank of Nitrous Oxide just for me. Normally, I love N2O but this time was a little different. I heard the dentist say they were starting me out with a 50/50 mix and the next thing I know my lips start to tingle and I feel a bit like I'm floating. It's lovely. He cranks it up as he comes at me with the "anesthetic". Don't candy-coat it, it's a big giant needle. However, I could care less, I was thinking how huge my lips felt. Could I have some Chapstick for my big giant lips, please? Next thing you know, I'm thinking about my shoes and then Gnarls Barkley on the radio and then my shoes again. I think I'm having a stroke. I'm certain I'm not getting enough oxygen. What if I have to pee? Will I know it? Bing Crosby. How will I ever make a left-hand turn out of the parking lot? Don't breathe out of your mouth. Oh listen, it's George Michael. Why can't I just relax….? I felt just this shy of one of those people who counts ceiling tiles on odd-numbered days. Whew. I was glad when it was all over and I was back to my semi-normal self again.