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 BIDEN IS A COMPULSIVE LIAR
Thursday, October 2, 2008 (7:25 PM)
(I'm feeling annoyed)
In a recent speech in Virginia coal country, Biden seemed to embellish his background once again. He declared, "I am a hard coal miner," which he's not and never has been. His spokesman, David Wade, said Biden was joking.

nd looking back on his 1972 Senate campaign, he told Pennsylvania delegates at the Democratic convention that people from his hometown of Scranton, Pa., piled in up to 10 buses and drove to Wilmington, Del., to show him support. "Literally," he said, "there were hundreds of thousands of people."

THE HELICOPTER SPIN

In a Baltimore speech last week, Biden said: "If you want to know where Al Qaeda lives, you want to know where (Usama) bin Laden is, come back to Afghanistan with me. Come back to the area where my helicopter was forced down with a three-star general and three senators at 10,500 feet in the middle of those mountains. I can tell you where they are."

Two days later, in Cincinnati, he said Al Qaeda has re-established a safe haven and it's not in Baghdad. "It's in the mountains between Afghanistan and Pakistan," he said, "where my helicopter was recently forced down."

At a Sept. 9, fundraiser, Biden addressed his national security credentials by talking about "the superhighway of terror between Pakistan and Afghanistan where my helicopter was forced down. John McCain wants to know where bin Laden and the gates of Hell are? I can tell him where. That's where Al Qaida is. That's where bin Laden is."

THE FACTS: In February, Biden and fellow senators John Kerry and Chuck Hagel were flying in a helicopter over Afghanistan in a fact-finding trip when a snowstorm closed in.

"It went pretty blind, pretty fast and we were around some pretty dangerous ridges," Kerry told The Associated Press afterward. "So the pilot exercised his judgment that we were better off putting down there, and we all agreed."

He said the group waited for about three hours until a convoy with U.S. troops took them to Bagram Air Base.

"We sat up there and traded stories," Kerry joked. "We were going to send Biden out to fight the Taliban with snowballs, but we didn't have to do it."

He added: "Other than getting a little cold, it was fine."

The area was reported as not being under Taliban control. But Wade noted "it's the wild west out there" and the senators were transported under guard and with air cover from an F-16.

Though Biden never said his helicopter was shot at in Afghanistan, last year he asserted that he was "shot at" in Iraq. He amended that later, saying the quarters he was staying in while visiting Baghdad's protected Green Zone shook from a nearby blast, and "I was near where a shot landed."

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 BIDEN IS A COMPULSIVE LIAR
Thursday, October 2, 2008 (7:18 PM)
(I'm feeling aggravated)

WASHINGTON —  When Joe Biden tells voters he understands the threat posed by Afghan extremists, he dramatically illustrates one reason why: His helicopter was "forced down" on "the superhighway of terror." Actually, snow, not the enemy, persuaded the helicopter pilot to land and wait out a storm.

The Democratic vice presidential candidate has repeatedly left that part out, in an episode that Republicans hope will become an echo of Hillary Rodham Clinton's errant tale during the primaries of landing in Bosnia under sniper fire.

Biden has made a number of questionable statements recently that, viewed in isolation, might not amount to much. But this is a man whose first presidential campaign collapsed 20 years ago after he told a story about coal miners in his family that he lifted without credit from a British politician.

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 SARAH PALIN
Wednesday, September 17, 2008 (6:06 PM)

There are those still drinking the OBAMA KOOL-AID... send them this!
 
NO HOW, NO WAY, NOBAMA!!!
 
SARAH PALIN'S EXPERIENCE:


Don't dismiss the fact that Sarah Palin is Commander of the Alaska National Guard-- consider this.
Alaska is the first line of defense in our missile interceptor defense system. The 49th Missile Defense Battalion of the Alaska National Guard is the unit that protects the entire nation from ballistic missile attacks.  It's on permanent active duty, unlike other Guard units.
As governor of Alaska, Palin is briefed on highly classified military issues, homeland security, and counterterrorism. Her exposure to classified material may rival even Biden's and certainly by far exceeds Obama's.
She's also the commander in chief of the Alaska State Defense Force (ASDF), a federally recognized militia incorporated into Homeland Security's counterterrorism plans.
Palin is privy to military and intelligence secrets that are vital to the entire country's defense. Given Alaska's proximity to Russia, she may have security clearances we don't even know about.
According to the Washington Post, she first met with McCain in February, but nobody ever found out. This is a woman used to keeping secrets.
She can be entrusted with our national security, because she already is.
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Posted on Monday, September 01, 2008 1:22:41 PM by <"nofollow" title="http://www.freerepublic.com/~jeffhead/" target="_blank" href="http://www.freerepublic.com/%7Ejeffhead/">Jeff Head
HOW THE SARAH PALIN PICK TRUMPS OBAMA-BIDEN

On August 29, 2008, Republican Presidential nominee, John McCain, announced Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska as his VP running mate. That selection has trumped and checkmated the Obama-Biden ticket.
Coming the day after Obama's historic acceptance speech at the Democratic convention, which speech and Obama's earlier pick of Joe Biden as his own VP running mate, were expected to be the top news item leading into the Republican convention the following week, McCain's pick of Sarah Palin however completely eclipsed those events.
In less than 24 hours, Obama's day in the sun had been come under a cloud of shadow and was relegated to history being completely upstaged by the Palin choice. The news cycles have talked about nothing else since in terms of the presidential politics.
The choice by McCain has stunningly energized the conservative base of the Republican party, an important segment McCain had his own problems with. But by choosing Palin, a staunch conservative, he has revitalized his commitment and perception in that area. Many conservatives, who had relegated themselves to simply voting against Obama, are now more than willing to for "for" Palin.
The choice also reached out directly to independents and disaffected Democratic voters, particularly women, who were so sorely disappointed by Hillary Clinton's narrow loss and the way they had been treated since Obama sealed the nomination. Particularly in overlooking Hillary Clinton, who won 18 million votes in the primaries, and actually had more votes than Obama, those disaffected women are also excited about Palin, and indicating by the tens of thousands on blogs and disaffected Hillary voter sites on the web that they intend to cross over and vote for her and McCain.
The Obama campaign and DNC, curiously, have already launched all out attacks against the choice and Palin herself, indicating that she does not have enough executive or national experience.
Excuse me? She does not have enough executive experience?

A simple analysis of the relative experience levels of Sarah Palin compared to either Democratic candidate puts this to rest. For over the past decade, Sarah Palin has been involved in executive decision making at increasing levels of elected positions of public trust. Obama has no executive experience, Biden has no executive experience. During that time, Palin left off running an actual private business in Alaska, a commercial fishing business and was elected to her city council and then, in quick order to be Mayor of her home town. She did so well there that she was ultimately elected to be Governor of the State of Alaska, managing 17,000 personnel and a 9 billion dollar budget. Obama and Biden have absolutely no comparable experience at all, neither of them.

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 MARTUSKA, I FEEL SAD FOR THIS ONE
Monday, September 15, 2008 (10:50 PM)
(I'm feeling apathetic)

I HAVE INTUITION TOO! THIS EMAIL IS REALLY ABOUT YOU TRYING TO FEEL OK ABOUT YOURSELF. YOU DON'T ENJOY YOUR LIFE YOU CAN'T EVEN MEET PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT FU*KING IT UP. THIS IS REALLY YOUR STORY IS IT NOT? YOUR HUSBAND CHEATED ON YOU OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH AN ASIAN WOMAN AND EVENTUALLY LEFT YOU. LOL THAT IS WHY YOU MADE THE STATEMENT I CHEAT AND CHEAT AND CHEAT. SOUNDS ANGRY TO ME, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT YOUR EX DID. LOL YOU ARE A SAD SACK BI*CH. YOU HAVE HAD MORE THAN ONE HUSBAND AND THEY ALL LEFT YOU BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PLEASE A MAN IN THE BED OR OUT. YOU HAVE NO KIDS BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT EVEN STAND YOU. YOUR EGO. I WON'T EVEN BOTHER. YOU CRIED SO MANY TIMES, MEN WOULD ASK YOU OUT AND YOU WOULD ALWAYS F*CK IT UP.LOL WHAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A MAN IS PUTTING F*CK UPS AND RACISTS LIKE YOU DOWN. YOU LOST ME ON THE OLD DOG NEW TRICKS, YOU MUST HAVE SLIPPED ON YOUR OWN PISS. MY WIFE IS PERFECTLY HAPPY BECAUSE I AM A MAN IN AND OUT OF BED. APPARENTLY YOU MIRROR YOUR OWN SAD LIFE IN YOUR POST AND EMAILS. YES I LOVE KARMA BECAUSE YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW. I HAVE A PIC OF YOU ON MY CHANNEL UNDER MARTUSKA THE RACIST. I HAVE JUST TWO BEAUTIFUL KIDS FROM MY WIFE.

I EVEN POSTED YOUR TRASH VID COMMENTS. I DON'T BLOCK PEOPLE EVEN IF THEY ARE UNDER DEVELOPED BREASTED WHITE TRASH FEMALES, ONLY PORN, I ALWAYS GIVE THE DEVIL HIS/HER? DUE.

P.S. YOU FAILED


I enjoy each day of my life, and since my lifestyle isn't as humble as yours , but rather a privledged one, that just makes it even better. You say I;m nothing like my profile! I'm exactly how my profile depicts me to be. Are YOU? I wonder if I'm right about the kind of ******* you are. I'm very intuative, so here it goes! This isn;t your first marriage, but it will be your LAST!.. You have older children from other relationships. You cheat on your present wife, and you've been doing this with the other wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, etc.... You have this ego about yourself thats self destructive ,and the people around you say that your coming out as insane! Your current wife is very unhappy with you. She cries alot when she's alone. She hates the life you've given her. Look at her. She looks like a manic depressive. And since you're miserable and so absorbed in yourself, you   <a )">more...cheat , and cheat , because that makes you feel like a man ,. But deep inside, you know your not a man, don't you? You can't teach an old dog new tricks! Sorry, but I;m afraid it's just too late for you. Don't you just love karma?
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 OPINION
Sunday, September 14, 2008 (7:53 PM)
(I'm feeling amused)
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't serve food anymore, so what's the loss? 
 
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. 
 
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.  I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances
 
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. 
 
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
 
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? 
 
Sincerely, 
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 MARTUSKA IS A RACIST. I FEEL SAD FOR THIS ONE
Friday, September 12, 2008 (2:20 AM)
(I'm feeling apathetic)
THESE ARE EMAILS I HAVE BEEN SENT.


FIRST SHE HAS SOMETHING AGAINST ASIANS, BUT SHE MUST BE THINKING OF FEAR FACTOR. THEY EAT COCKROACHES.

THIS IS THE WAY YOU , A MORON DESCRIBES YOURSELF " TO KNOW ME WOULD MEAN i HAVE TO KILL YOU " wHAT A JOKE!!! YOUR ONE OF THOSE LITTLE BITTY SLANTED EYED BOYS WHO DOESN'T WEIGH MORE THAN 100 POUNDS, AND HAS THE MENTALITY OF A COCK ROACH! DON'T YOU SLANTED EYED BOYS EAT THEM? ROACHES ARE A TREAT IN YOUR COUNTRY! UMMM UMMM GOOD!


NEXT SHE SPEAKS AS IF SHE IS BETTER THAN OTHERS, SO IF YOU ARE ASIAN, OVERWEIGHT, BLACK, HISPANIC OR DIFFERENT FROM HER, THEN YOU ARE NOTHING TO HER. SHE SOUNDS LIKE A NAZI:

A big boy with a needle dick! I heard that the slanted eyed woman like big dicks. The bigger and fatter the guy, the smaller the dicky Sorry for your bad luck big man! No wonder you became a marine. LOL!

THEN SHE JUST UTTERLY BECOMES WHAT SHE IS. A RUDE ANTISOCIAL AND ALL AROUND WORTHLESS ASS HAIR. I DON'T EXPECT A GREEN CARD HOLDER TO ACT THIS WAY IN AMERICA.

Do you know anything about karma? Do you ever think about the innocent children you killed and orphaned in Iraq and Afghanistan? You will not see your daughter or son grow up. They will be orphaned just like the ones you orphaned. This isn't my law, but it's a universal and perfect law. I hope you think about this each day and night. Karma is a bitch, isn't it. I'm not LOL this time. This is for real.

I TRULY FEEL SORRY FOR HER AND ANYONE THAT HAS BEFRIENDED HER. SHE MIGRATED TO THE US TO DO WHAT? TO TALK TRASH ABOUT AMERICANS? SHE OF COURSE BLOCKED ME. I HAVE NOT BLOCKED HER. I HOPE SHE DOES NOT OR HAS NOT AFFECTED THE GENE POOL OF THE UNITED STATES.
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 LUCKY JOKE, HILARIOUS
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 (6:22 PM)
(I'm feeling amused)

An elderly woman walked  into the Bank of Canada one  morning with a
purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account  and insisted
on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she  had a
lot of  money.

 

After many lengthy discussions (after all,  the client is always right)
an employee took the elderly woman to the   president's office.

 

The president of the Bank asked her how much she  wanted to deposit. She
placed her purse on his desk and replied,  '$165,000'. The president was
curious and asked her how she had been able  to save so much money. The
elderly woman replied that she made  bets.

 

The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of  bets?'

 

The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you  $25,000 that  your testicles
are square.'

 

The president started to laugh and told  the woman that it was
impossible to win a bet like that..

 

The w oman  never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and
said,  'Would you like to take my bet?'

 

'Certainly', replied the president. 'I  bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square.'

 

'Done', the  elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money
involved, if  you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock
tomorrow  morning with my lawyer as a witness.'  'No problem', said  the
president of the Bank confidently.

 


That night, the  president became very nervous about the bet and spent a
long time in  front  of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them
this way  and that, checking them over again and again until he was

 

/positive  that no one could consider his testicles as square and
reassuring himself  that there was no way he could  lose the bet.

 

The next morning at  exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the
president's office with  her lawyer and acknowledged the  $25,000 bet
made the day before that  the president's testicles were square.

 

The president confirmed that the  bet was the same as the one made the
day before. Then the elderly woman  asked him to drop his pants etc. so
that she and her lawyer could see  clearly.

 

The president was happy to oblige.

 

The elderly woman  came closer so she could see better and asked the
president if she could  touch them. 'Of course', said the president.
'Given the amount of money  involved, you should be 100% sure.'

 

The elderly woman did so with a  little smile. Suddenly the president
no ticed that the lawyer was banging  his head against the wall. He asked
the elderly woman why he was doing that  and she replied,
'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100 ,000 that around  10 o'clock
in the morning I  would be holding the balls of the  President of the
Bank of Canada!'

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 Iranian Interior Minister's Oxford Degree Apparently Fake, Riddled With Spelling Errors
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 (5:12 PM)
(I'm feeling amused)

Iranian Interior Minister's Oxford Degree Apparently Fake, Riddled With Spelling Errors


CAIRO, Egypt  —  Iran's new interior minister has raised an uproar among lawmakers and Iranian media over an apparently fake claim that he holds an honorary doctorate from Britain's Oxford University. To back his case, he's shown off a degree certificate riddled with spelling and grammar mistakes.

Oxford issued a statement Wednesday denying it ever awarded Ali Kordan an honorary doctorate of law, as he claimed to parliament before it approved his appointment to the post earlier this month.

The Interior Ministry put out a copy of the degree, with an Oxford seal and dated June 2000, aiming to prove its authenticity.

But in the certificate, "entitled" is misspelled "intitled," and it says Kordan was granted the degree "to be benefitted from its scientific privileges."

The clumsily worded document says Kordan "has shown a great effort in preparing educational materials and his research in the domain of comparative law,that has opened a new chapter,not only in our university,but, to our knowledge,in this country" — leaving out spaces after all but one of the commas. It was published in several Iranian papers this week.

Oxford said in its statement that it "has no record of Mr. Ali Kordan receiving an honorary doctorate or any other degree from the university." It added that the three professors whose alleged signatures are on the certificate have all held posts at the university at some stage but none of them work in the field of law and none would sign degree certificates.

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 LI PLEADS IN COURT TO KILL HIM WTF? THIS IS HORRID UPDATE
Tuesday, August 5, 2008 (7:26 PM)
(I'm feeling amused)

'Please kill me,' suspect in bus beheading says

PORTAGE LA PRAIRIE, Manitoba (AP) -- A Chinese immigrant accused of stabbing, beheading and cannibalizing a man on a Greyhound bus in Canada pleaded in court Tuesday for someone to "please kill me," and was ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation.

Vince Weiguang Li, who immigrated to Canada from China in 2004, is charged with second-degree murder in last Wednesday's slaying of 22-year-old carnival worker Tim McLean -- an attack which witnesses aboard the bus said appeared to be unprovoked. He has yet to enter a plea.

Li was scheduled to appear Tuesday to determine whether he should undergo psychiatric testing, but the judge in Portage La Prairie adjourned the hearing for a short recess to allow a legal aid attorney to confer with him. Since his arrest, Li has declined to speak to prosecutors and his court-appointed attorney.

When asked again by the judge after the recess if he wanted a lawyer, Li shook his head and then quietly said "please kill me," The Canadian Press
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 WTF? THIS IS HORRID UPDATE
Saturday, August 2, 2008 (7:44 PM)
(I'm feeling STUNNED)

Police tape: Canada bus killer ate victim's flesh


TORONTO - A police officer at the scene of a grisly beheading on a Canadian bus reported seeing the attacker hacking off pieces of the victim's body and eating them, according to a police tape leaked on the Internet Saturday.
n the tape of radio transmissions, a Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer refers to the attacker as "Badger" and says he is armed with a knife and scissors and is "defiling the body at the front of the bus as we speak."

On the tape, which lasts about 80 seconds, officers continue to detail the attacker's movements until one reports, "Badger's at the back of the bus, hacking off pieces and eating it."


The RCMP described the tapes as "operational police communications and, as such, are not meant for public consumption." Police said permission had not been given to use the radio transmission, which was posted on LiveLeak.com and picked up by other Web sites.

Passengers said they had just reboarded the bus following a break when the suspect — for no apparent reason — stabbed the man sitting next to him dozens of times as passengers fled in horror. He then severed the man's head, displayed it and began hacking at the body.

Li's employer said in an interview Saturday that he was shocked to learn that his "model employee" had been accused of the grisly attack. Vincent Augert, an independent contractor who distributes newspapers in Edmonton, said that Li was one of his most reliable carriers.

"He was very punctual and always cleanly dressed," he told The Associated Press. "He was a very nice, polite guy. We would've had no reason to let him go before all this happened."

Augert said Li had worked for him since last July and caused no problems.

"I had no odd suspicions about him at all," said Augert.

Augert said that Li called him two weeks ago to say he needed a day or two off to go to Winnipeg for a job interview at the end of July. He said Li called him back and left a message with the dates, but never followed up after that.

"That was unusual for him not to call back and then when he didn't show up for work on Tuesday we got worried," said Augert, who said it was sometimes difficult to understand Li because he spoke quickly and had a strong Chinese accent.

Augert said he called Li's cell phone on Thursday and his wife answered. She told him that she hadn't heard from Li, who had told her he had to leave for a few days because of a family emergency.

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