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| | BABY | | | | Monday, November 10, 2008 (7:06 AM) | |
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| | CRAZY MAN | | | Tuesday, October 7, 2008 (5:52 PM)
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| | Pricing…...... | | | | Tuesday, September 30, 2008 (5:23 PM) | | Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred dollars. Any questions, I’ll be parked around the corner.”
She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?”
She says, “A hundred dollars.”
He says, “All I got is thirty”.
She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks, “What can he get for thirty?”
“A hand job,” Harry replied.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty bucks is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE length. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.”
She runs back to Harry. ‘What’s wrong?’ he asks,
“Any chance you could lend this guy seventy bucks?!
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| | Actual Laws Banning Sexual Activity in America | | | Tuesday, September 30, 2008 (5:05 PM)
(I'm feeling crazy) | | 1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, OR to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connersville WI, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, PA, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
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