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| | I'm Game | | | | Saturday, October 17, 2009 (9:54 PM) | | I'M GAME
Based on the internet comic by ; Tim Carillet
Adapted by ; Justin Merpaw
(With ideas from Stevexpert & Braedon Ceasor)
Written in 2007
[Scene : Two guys are playing video games in their living room. Their names are Lief Langerhanz & Shuu Hatsuma.]
Shuu : "Yo Lief, do you think Santa would give me a PS3 if I asked for it?"
Lief : "Nah, Santa is only allowed to make kiddy toys, he doesn't have the rights to manufacture Sony's Playstation 3. Man, he'd be busted SO fast he wouldn't have even enough time to finish his chocolate-chip cookie!"
Shuu : "Wow, think of what would happen to Rudolph and the Elves!"
Lief : "I hate Elves, always walking around with those smug looks on their faces. I bet a strike will happen any second."
[Silence for about 10 seconds]
Shuu : "I played Super Mario Brothers the other day."
Lief : "Classic. Was it as good as you remember?"
Shuu : "Nah, it seemed alot cooler as a kid. And I don't remember there being SO many bosses!"
Lief : "At least it has fireballs. What could beat that?"
Shuu : "Yeah, whatever."
[Shuu gets up]
Lief : "What are you doing?"
Shuu : "Getting a glass of milk, I'm thristy."
Lief : "Can you get me something."
Shuu : (laughs) "No."
Lief : "Jerk."
[Shuu opens the fridge, and takes out milk. Then he gets a glass, and fills it with milk. Then he puts the milk back, and goes to join Lief again.]
Lief : "You could have at least got me a bag of chips or something."
Shuu : "Yeah, I could've."
Lief : "I'm going to remember this."
Shuu : (smiles) "You do that."
[They start playing again, and in about 10 seconds Lief says...]
Lief : "Yo, you remember that chick who plays game with us on the net, RPGluva333?"
Shuu : "Mhmph." (takes sip of milk)
Lief : "Well, it turns out she lives in town, and she was looking for an apartment. So I told her about the one across the hall from us. I've invited her over."
Shuu : (all the milk spits out of his mouth and on to Lief)
Lief : "AH MAN!"
Shuu : "WHAT! Why the heck did you do THAT!"
Shuu : "It's just, I have this mental image that she's really hot. What if she turns out to be some hideously wierd chick!"
[RPGluva333 enters the screen]
RPGluva333 : "No worries. I'm a little wiered, but I'm certainly not hideous, and I'm so glad you guys aren't geeks myself!"
Lief : (does a nervous giggle)
They both stand up, and join RPGluva333
Shuu : (amazed at RPGluva333's beauty) "I'm Shuu Hatsuma, and this is Lief Langerhanz."
RPGluva333 : "My name is Racheal Petunia Gamewell."
Shuu : "WAIT! Your initals are R.P.G? That's so SWEET!"
Racheal : "So what do you guys do for a living?"
Shuu : "I'm a Pizza Delivery guy."
Lief : "I'm a comic artist. Not really making much from that tho, but I do okay."
Shuu : "What about you?"
Racheal : "I'm a reviewer/critic, so if you guys ever want to, you can borrow some games."
Shuu : "YOU ARE A GODDESS!"
Lief : "Can-C-Can I touch you?"
Racheal : "Do you guys have a bath room?"
Lief : (pointing) "Ya, over there."
Racheal : "Thanks." (walks off screen)
[Lief & Shuu go back to the couch to play their game.]
Lief : "You know, I read in a magazine that if you exercise your hands on a daily basis, your gaming skills improve."
Shuu : "That's retarded, it's all skill my man."
Lief : "Yes, but having a hand which is more energized, more powerful, makes you at an advantage."
Shuu : "Okay, what retarded magazine did you get this from?"
Lief : "G.O.M."
Shuu : "G.O.M.?"
Lief : "Yeah, Gamer's Online Magazine."
Shuu : "Yo, I've learned from experience to never believe anything from the net."
Lief : "Why?"
Shuu : "How do you know it's not some geeky person writing some lie, or rumor, just to make himself sound smart?"
Lief : "I don't know."
Shuu : "Exactly."
Lief : "Yo, schools study for their assignments on the net. Is the government trying to feed kids false information!?"
Shuu : "OH.....MY.....GOD!"
Lief : "Dude, we have to stop this insanity!"
Shuu : "Yes, the both of us, a Pizza Delivery guy, and a comic artist, we can send a message!"
Lief : "The government won't outsmart us!"
Shuu : "Damn straight!"
[A couple of seconds of silence]
Shuu : "Does it really matter? Like, I don't even go to school."
Lief : "Good point... Anyways, Girls.... What's up with them?"
Shuu : "Tell me about it."
Lief : "Like, you think you know one, then you tell her your a comic artist for a website, and she never returns your calls, or emails!"
Shuu : "Tough world. Like I delivered this pizza to this chicks house once, and she refused to pay for it just cause it was a little cold..."
[Moment later]
Shuu : "Racheal is pretty cool huh?"
Lief : "But no matter how hot she is, she must remain out mutial friend..."
Lief : "Shuu...?"
[Silence]
Shuu : "Who would you classify as the hottest girl in Final Fantasy?"
Lief : "Ariel, all the way!"
Lief : "No freckin' way man."
[Racheal comes back on]
Racheal : "Yo."
Shuu : "Yo."
Racheal : "Have you guys ever made a Resolution?"
Lief : "Ya, once."
Racheal : "And what was that?"
Lief : "Not to be obsessed with video games."
Racheal : (giggles) "Looks like you've failed miserably."
Shuu : "If there's one thing I've learned about Lief, it's that he's artsy fartsy."
Lief : (laughs) "Shut up! You chocolate addict!"
Racheal : "You like chocolate Shuu?"
Shuu : "Like it? I'm obsessed! If I could, I would BATHE in it!"
Racheal : "You seem to have the money, and the means, why not do it?"
Shuu : "Fantasies are always better kept as a fantasy, everyone knows that!"
Racheal : (giggles) "You're just afraid that once you start, you won't be able to stop."
Shuu : "Dang straight."
(Knock on door)
Shuu : "Lief, go get it."
Lief : "Why me?"
Shuu : "Go get it!"
(Another knock)
Shuu : "It's Ivan, go get it!"
Lief : "FINE!" (walks toward door)
Racheal : "Who's Ivan?"
Shuu : "Our beloved BBM fan from the Soviet Union."
[Lief opens the door, and in walks Ivan.]
Racheal : "What's BBM?"
Ivan : "WHOA! OH MY GOD! Did you just day, 'What's BBM?' "
Shuu : "Man, don't start this."
Lief : "Here we go again!"
Ivan : "BBM means, 'Big Brown Monkey!' The best series on YouTube EVER! HOW COULD A SERIES POSSIBLY BE ANY BETTER? IT'S A DISGRACE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!"
Racheal : "Sorry..."
Ivan : "Too late for sorries! I can no longer communicate with this creature."
Shuu : "Listien Ivan, she's not a YouTuber.... She's a YouTube virgin."
Ivan : "DEAR GOD! IS SHE MENTAL? HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO YOUTUBE?"
Racheal : "More of a LiveVideo chick, I guess."
Ivan : "LiveVideo? PAH! A mere YouTube copycat!
Racheal : "Excuse me? LiveVideo is purly original!"
Ivan : "I think she smokes too much cocaine."
Racheal : "You don't smoke cocaine, you sniff it."
Ivan : "And only a real druggy would know that."
[Racheal punches Ivan in the face, and knocks him out.]
Shuu : "You knocked the shit out of him!"
Lief : "Should we call a hospital or something?"
Racheal : "Nah, he'll be up in a few hours."
Lief : "Holy cow."
Racheal : "Anyways, it was great to finally be able to meet you guys. See ya online."
Lief & Shuu : "Bye."
[Fade out]
[New Scene : Racheal is in her apartment, playing a video game. The door is visable.]
Racheal is playing video games.
The door behind her cracks open, and two faces, faces of Lief & Shuu, are seen behind it. Racheal gets a sense that they are there, and says...
Racheal : "I don't know if you guys can hear me from down the hall, but I got a new Capcom game if you wanna check it out."
Lief & Shuu run straight into the room, and sit beside Racheal.
Shuu grabs Racheal's hand. Racheal looks at Shuu. Shuu then kisses Racheal. Racheal smiles.
Shuu : "Yo, you think you wanna go out with me?"
Racheal : "With a kiss like that, I KNOW I wanna go out with you."
Shuu : "SWEET!" (puts arm around Racheal)
Lief : "This aien't sweet! This is crap! Why the hell do you get the girl in the end?"
Shuu : "Lucky I guess."
Lief : "I'm outty!" (walks to door) "And I'm sure all this shit wasn't in the comic!" (walks out)
[Fade out]
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| | Attack of the Giant Starfish (1/2) | | | | Saturday, October 17, 2009 (9:26 PM) | | Script Written in 2007
"ATTACK of the GIANT STARFISH"
Story by ; Justin Merpaw--- Screenplay by ; Justin Merpaw & Tim Callier
[Shot : A General is sitting on a chair, talking heatedly on the phone.]
General : "Like I told you yesterday, Sergeant, one more screw-up and you're outta here! Now remember: the cheese goes on the side with the mustard, and the meat goes on the side with mayonnaise, and put the tomato and lettuce in between... I don't care how your mama used to make it. And be sure you warm the plate in the oven before bringing it up here; I hate to eat off a cold plate!"
[A scientist suddenly bursts into the room : A live-action shot.]
Scientist : (worried) "General, Sir, I have something you must know about!"
General : "Yes, what is it?"
Scientist : "Sir, it's a matter of utmost urgency!"
General : "Well spit it out, man."
Scientist : "At the lab I've been doing growing experiments with Starfish...and, well, something horrible has happened!"
General : "Mhm. And what would that be?"
Scientist : "The starfish became huge! It's a monster! And being so big it grew such hunger sir, and RAGE!"
General : "Now, now, I'm sure it's all a part of your imaganation.... You haven't been burning any 'special vegetation' in those beakers at the lab, have you?"
Scientist : "Sir, I'm telling you, this thing is going to kill everything in its path! We must stop it at once!"
General : "I think you should take the day off mister, you need sleep."
Scientist : "How can I sleep knowing something I created is killing and eating?!"
General : "Killing and eating? Hah! You're quite the joker. Now please, go home. Take a nice warm bath...."
Scientist : "A bath sir? While millions die?!"
General : "Don't get so dramatic with me! Just where would I find this 'monster'?"
Scientist : "I don't know, I've lost track of it, it went into the ocean..."
General : "And if it did exist, in the ocean it would stay."
Scientist : "No it won't sir... It will grow hungry... Hungry for food... Human blood..."
General : "I've had enough of this! You've gone mad! There're no giant starfishes!"
Scientist : "So that's it then... Fine. If you won't stop it... I will..."
General : "Do all you want, just don't bother me. The door is over there--good day."
Scientist walks out of the room, enraged.
[New shots : Scientist is looking at maps, very quick shots... Also, pictures of star-fishes, very quick too. - Live action.]
[Face-shot of Scientist]
Scientist : "There's only one place he will go... Cornwall, Ontario, Canada....(looks at watch) ... I must be quick..." (runs off screen)
[New scene : (Live Action, & Animation), Man goes to sit near water, very innocent, whistling happily]
Man : (whistling, sitting)
After a while, the man stops whistling, and looks at the water, there seems to be something odd.
[Shot of water. Nothing but waving water. The man scratches his head, and continues to whistle, in an innocent manner. (new shot) The camera seems to be the eyes of a creature that is in the water and is slowly approching the man, very slowly. A little growl is heard. Shot of man looking at water again, but nothing is there. (Animation shot) Then all of a sudden, the Monster Starfish comes out, and grabs the mans legs. (Live-Action) Shot of man's face, screaming!!!! (Animation shot) Starfish finally catches man and eats him. Then it leaves the waters, and starts to head towards the city.]
[Back to the Scientist.]
[It seems that the scientist is roaming the streets, looking really worried. The starfish is nowhere in sight. More shots of Scientist looking for Starfish, on many different streets. He rounds a corner and lets out a sudden ~gasp! But it's just a very fat man with a star design on his shirt.]
[New Scene.] A man/woman is walking on the streets and looking at shop windows. Now the camera's lens seems to be the eyes of something. Something that is approching the man/woman. The camera is now really close to the man/woman, and the man/woman sees it, and gasps!
Man/Woman : (laughs) "Professor! My god, you scared the crap out of me!"
Scientist : (chuckles) "Sorry, but I've something to ask you..."
Man/Woman : "What is it?"
Scientist : "Have you seen anything... strange ?"
M/W : "Well, I saw a naked man running around the mall today. He had a nasty sunburn and was singing 'Hot Cross Buns.' Is that what you're talking about?"
S : "That is rather abnormal. But no, I'm talking about a gigantic man-eating starfish..."
M/W : "You're joking? Right?"
S : "I wish I were joking. I'll see you later....or not."
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| | Attack of the Giant Starfish (2/2) | | | | Saturday, October 17, 2009 (9:25 PM) | |
[Animation shot - The Monster is moving across the city streets, (live-action) shots of people's reactions.]
Man : "DAMN! It's huge!"
Another man : (screams)
Another : "Oh for the love of SUSHI!"
[Animation - The Starfish starts running towards the people, and they run and scream! But! They're not fast enough! Cars start driving away like mad! The monster catches one man, and holds it in it's tenticle.]
Man : "AHHH!!! DON'T KILL ME! PLEASE! AH!!! I WANNA LIVE !!!"
[The starfish eats the man, and continues to grab other people, and eat them.]
A man gets out a gun, and starts to shoot it. It seems to have no effect. The starfish is now pissed, and eats the man. Then a nerdy kid steps out of the crowd, raising a wand.
Kid : "Step aside, I'm a Fourth-Year student at Hogwarts... Reducio!"
The starfish sucks him up and continues on.
[A woman shrieks as her tiny pet Chihuahua leaps from her arms and begins barking loudly at the monster. The starfish approaches them.]
Woman : "No! Not my baby!" She runs in front of her dog and tries to scoop it up, but it is too late. They're both goners.
[New Scene : Back in General's office. The General is seen playing with two figurines (a guy and girl), and doing voices for them.]
Girlish voice : "Oh my, you're such a high-ranking officer!"
Manly voice : "Come here babe, and I'll let you rank these lips of mine."
[A soldier comes into the room, and the General quickly puts the toys away.]
Soilder : "GENERAL! SIR!"
General : "(Ahem) Sit down..."
Soilder : (sits on a chair) "Sir, it has been reported that a 'huge monster' is terrorizing the city, and that military assistance is urgent. What shall we do?"
General : "Monster? What kind of monster?"
Soilder : "It's been described as a giant starfish sir. It's destroying the city, and eating civilians. It also ate a Chihuahua."
General : "Dear God. So that scientist was being serious.... Where is it headed?"
Soilder : "Over on Montrose, sir."
General : "Gather all you soilders to Montrose then, we shall set a trap."
Soilder : "Ai, right away sir."
[New Scene : Military men waiting with guns. Shots of their faces. The General is there.]
The Scientist arrives on screen.
Scientist : "General, what's happening?"
General : "Turns out you was right about that dang Starfish. We're setting a trap."
Scientist : "Trap?"
General : "Yep, he's gonna come up this street, and we're all gonna shoot him."
Scientist : "That's not going to work General, it will just enrage it."
General : "And how do you know that?"
Scientist : "I've spoken to survivors. One said that a man shot the beast, and it did nothing! Nothing at all. Just
angered it."
General : "Worry not, we got political powered guns my dear sir. They're gonna kill this creature in a matter of seconds."
Scientist : "It will take less then a matter of seconds for it to kill you, and your soilders. This starfish is powerfully strong, I advise another plan."
General : "Please, I'm trying not to be rude, but you must get out of the way. This is Canadian Military business."
A loud roar is heard.
General : "That be him..."
Scientist : "Please, get away from here, ALL OF YOU."
General : "Would someone get this man outta my sight?!"
A soilder grabs the scientist, and starts taking him away.
Scientist : "NO! STOP! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU NEED A DIFFERENT PLAN!"
General : (chuckles)
[Animation- The Starfish arrives on screen. And starts moving towards the general and his troops.]
[Live-Action - General signals his troops to get their guns ready. They all aim their guns towards the Starfish]
General : "All right men, we're gonna turn this mother into Swiss cheese!"
[Animation - The starfish is only a matter of feet away from the men, he does a growl]
General : "SHOOT!" (live-action)
Animation : They all shoot the beast, and it gets pissed, and kills them all by slapping them with his mighty tentacle.
[Live-Action : The Scientist, and and soilder saw what happened behind them]
Soilder : "By god!"
Scientist : "Let's get outta here!"
Soilder : "You said it."
They run off screen.
Fade to Soilder & Scientist walking on a different street.
Soilder : "How can we kill that thing?"
Scientist : "I don't know... I'm still trying to figure that out myself..."
Soilder : "Can you tell me something?"
Scientist : "Sure."
Soilder : "Are we screwed?"
Scientist : "I can't answer that with any certainty, but seeing how I can't find a weakness... then yes. We're screwed like a cylindrical rod incised with spiral threads, twisted into a receiving socket. But you never know."
Soilder : "Look, I'll do anything to stop that beast."
Scientist : "Thanks, and so will I."
A loud yell is heard
??? : "PROFESSOR!"
The scientist and the soilder turn around, and to their surprise, it's the GENERAL, still alive! The general catches up to them.
Scientist : "But--How?"
General : "That doesn't matter. Just know I'm alive, and I'm gonna kill that thing no matter what!"
Soilder : "General, did anyone else make it?"
General : "No...that monster killed every last one of 'em!"
Scientist : "It's all my fault..."
Soilder : "Don't take this burden professer, you didn't intend for this to happen."
Scientist : "I was asking for it when I experimented with making small creatures huge."
General : "You're damn straight it's your fault!"
Soilder : "General!"
General : "What? It's not my fault hundreds of lives are ending; this nightmare came from that man. I hope you're freckin happy!"
Scientist : "Wait--I got it!"
General : "Got what?"
Scientist : "I think I might know a way to kill the creature!"
General : "How?"
Scientist : "It's risky, but we can use what it's al-ler-gic to against him..."
General : "What's it al-ler-gic too? C'mon speak up!"
Scientist : "Rwanni."
General : "Rwanni ? Is that some kinda spicy Mexican dish?"
Scientist : "No, it's a solid ball made of secret ingredients which I made sure the StarFish was al-ler-gic to, in case I may ever need it."
General : "Then why the devil didn't we use it sooner? Go get that Rwanni!"
[New Scene : Near water again, where the first man was eaten. And the monster is resting.]
Monster : (snoring) (burps and snores)
[Live-Action, Scientist, the General, and the Soilder, approch the monster, Scientist holding Rwanni, and the other two holding guns.]
Scientist : (whisper) "Why did you bring guns?"
General : (whisper) "I'm not gonna approch something like this with no protection, are ya crazy?"
The Monster wakes up.
General : "Oh crap!"
The General starts shooting the monster, the monster is now pissed! The Monster grabs the soilder and eats him.
Scientist : "Stop shooting you idiot!"
The General stops, and the Scientist throws Rwanni at the creature. The creature walks back in fear, and hurries
into the water. The General and the Scientist walk up the edge of the water.
General : "YES! It's over! Back to Davy Jones' Locker with you! Ha-ha, we've defeated him!"
Scientist : "No we didn't. He'll come back, you can bet on that. Starfish are creatures of terrible vengeance. He'll return to finish us off...."
[They both look at the waving water.]
Fade out.
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| | Tino Phelps (2/2) | | | | Saturday, October 17, 2009 (9:17 PM) | |
ADAM
"HEY! OPEN UP!"
MICHAEL
"Tell me. Are you retarded? Se-duc-tion!"
ADAM
"Sorry." (knocks on door) "KOMINSKY!"
MICHAEL
"Why do I ever even bother?"
[Door opens. Kominsky pops out his head.]
MICHAEL
(looks at Adam) "I'll handle this." - (looks at Kominsky) "Are you John Paul Kominsky?"
KOMINSKY
"Je ne sa pas anglais monsieur. Je suis francais."
MICHAEL
"Damn it all, he's french!"
ADAM
"Bonjour monsieur."
MICHAEL
"You speak french?"
ADAM
"A little."
KOMINSKY
"Comma vous elite toi."
ADAM
"What the-"
MICHAEL
"What?"
ADAM
"He's not french. That sentence made no fuckin' sense."
MICHAEL
"What he say?"
ADAM
"Random shit."
KOMINSKY
"Okay, what the hell do you guys want?"
ADAM
"Are you John Paul Kominsky?"
KOMINSKY
"Who's asking?"
ADAM
"Friends of Guillermin."
KOMINSKY
"Guillermin? Why the hell didn't you say so? Come in. Take your shoes off on the mat."
[Kominsky goes in the trailer.]
[Adam & Michael are still outside, whispering quickly]
MICHAEL
"I hate you!"
ADAM
"The Guillermin thing was your idea."
MICHAEL
"I said, 'no!' "
ADAM
"Sorry."
MICHAEL
"Get in!"
[In Kominsky's trailer : Michael & Adam enter, walk past Kominsky, and go right to the table and sit down on the same side. Michael against the wall, and Adam at the edge. They still have their shoes on.]
KOMINSKY
(nervous)
"Shoes."
ADAM
"Yeah? What about 'em?"
KOMINSKY
"Please take them off. I don't want dirt all over the place."
ADAM
(checks the bottom of his shoes)
"There's no dirt on my shoes. So don't worry about it."
KOMINSKY
"Could you please just take them off?"
ADAM
"How about this? You listening?... I keep my shoes on. You sit down at this table. That seat right there looks comfy."
KOMINSKY
"Uh... okay." (sits down)
[Michael starts playing with the volume control on the radio sitting at the table. Radio is off.]
ADAM
"So Kominsky, how's business?"
KOMINSKY
"Okay, what kind of friends of Guillermin are you exactly?"
ADAM
"What kind?"
KOMINSKY
"You know... Friends, as in very fond? Friends as in you're going to kill him? Friends, as in you're gonna kill me? 'Cause right now, I gotta tell ya, you're striking me as hitmen who are gonna make sure my funeral is coming up pretty damn soon."
ADAM
"What the- Do we look like hitmen to you?"
KOMINSKY
"Yes. You look and sound exactly like hitmen to me."
MICHAEL
"Friends, as in very fond."
KOMINSKY
"How fond?"
ADAM :
"That's none of your damn business, is it?"
KOMINSKY
"Well, you're in my home, and I don't know who the hell you two fucks are. How the hell do I know you're friends of Guillermin?"
MICHAEL
"Mrs. Guillermins name is Fran. His two sons ; Don Guillermin Jr and Peter. He also has three daughters : Margaret, Jane, and Amber."
KOMINSKY
"Anyone with an internet connection can tell me that."
ADAM
"How about you SHUT UP, and talk only when asked!?"
KOMINSKY
"Okay."
ADAM
"SHUT UP!"
[Ackward silence.]
ADAM
"Good. Finally got some order."
MICHAEL
"Congratulations. Thank you for taking my advice."
ADAM
"Your advice was gay shit."
MICHAEL
"Ah yes. Shit. Since we are on the topic of shit, I estimate that my digestive system has fully digested the food I so sent down there, and now I must relieve myself of the remains. Kominsky?"
KOMINSKY
"Ah, yes?"
MICHAEL
"May I relieve myself by using your toliet?"
KOMINSKY
"My toliet?"
MICHAEL
"Yes, your 'toliet,' invention of Thomas Crapper."
KOMINSKY
"Uh..."
MICHAEL
"Yes or no?"
KOMINSKY
"You're just using the toliet? Nothing else?"
MICHAEL
"Yes, just your toliet. Trust me, I don't want what ever crack you're hiding in there."
KOMINSKY
"Oh...uh.."
ADAM
"JUST LET THE MAN USE YOUR SHITTER!"
KOMINSKY
"Okay."
MICHAEL
"Thank you." (looks at Michael) "I need to get out."
ADAM
"Ah, yeah." (Gets out of chair, and lets Michael out, then sits back down.]
MICHAEL
(looks at counter)
"Kominsky."
KOMINSKY
"Yeah?"
MICHAEL
(picks up newspaper)
"I'm gonna borrow this."
KOMINSKY
"Go ahead"
[Michael goes into the bathroom.]
[In bathroom : Shower curtains close, but opened a little. Michael locks the door, pulls down his pants, and sits on the toliet, and begins to read the newspaper.]
[Back to Adam & Kominsky.]
ADAM
"Kominsky, Starting now, the bull-shit nice routine is over."
KOMINSKY
"When are you going to tell me why you guys are here?"
ADAM
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP! It's pretty simple! I ask, you answer!"
(calms down)
"I am to understand that you work for Guillermin?"
KOMINSKY
"I work for anybody willing to pay.|
ADAM
"You're talking cocaine right?"
KOMINSKY
"My product."
ADAM
"WHICH IS COCAINE! YOU DUMB-SHIT?!"
KOMINSKY
"Yes."
[Back in bathroom.]
[The camera is eyes. Watching Michael on the toliet. Shot of eyes behind the curtain, where it's opened.]
[Back to Kominsky & Adam.]
ADAM
"In 2005, you ran into financial problems?"
KOMINSKY
"Yes."
ADAM
" 'Till you seeked help from Mr. Guillermin?"
KOMINSKY
"Yes. But I paid him back, why'd he send you guys?"
ADAM
"I ask the questions, so don't bother asking any. -- And with any of these things, he helps you, you owe him a favor."
ADAM
"In 2006, Rebbeca Brolin was raped, and murdered by Tino Phelps. All the bastard recieved was 20 years. -- 2 weeks ago, Phelps escaped. Being Guillermin's best hitman, Mr. Guillermin would want to hide him 'till the heat was off.
You owed Guillermin a favor. The police wouldn't suspect you'd be hiding him.
Where in the hell is Tino Phelps?"
KOMINSKY
"I don't know."
[Adam grabs Kominsky's head, and bangs it against the table.]
ADAM
"FUCKIN' LIAR! WHERE THE HELL IS HE?
KOMINSKY
"I don't know!"
ADAM
(bangs again)
"Don't play dumbass with me! Where in the blue fuckin hell is Phelps?"
Kominsky
"ah.. My head fuckin hurts."
ADAM
"I don't give a flying fuck. Where's Phelps?"
[Back to Bathroom.]
[Eyes still looking at Michael. -- Michael looks up and sees the eyes.]
MICHAEL
"What the- Who the hell are you?"
[The man gets out of the shower and starts walking towards Michael."
MICHAEL
"Stay the hell away from me!"
[Man grabs Michael's hair, and starts punching his face. Michael fights back, but it's pointless.]
[Back to Kominsky & Adam. Adam just finished another bang.]
KOMINSKY
"I swear you bang my head one more fuckin' time, and you're a dead-man Adam Brolin!"
ADAM
"How the-"
KOMINSKY
"Come on. It wasn't brain surgery! You gave yourself away. Who else would give a fuck that Phelps raped that slut Rebbeca Brolin?" (laughs) "And for god sake, what kind of shit hitman can't find another hitman, before the cops?"
[A big thud it heard.]
ADAM
(looks at bathroom door)
"What the hell was that?"
[They both get up. Adam goes to the bathroom door, while Kominsky goes to the other side of the trailer.]
ADAM
"Michael? Everything all right in there?... Michael?" (waits a moment. tries to open the door, but it's locked.) "MICHAEL?!" (turns to face Kominsky) "Kominsky, the door is-"
[Kominsky has a bat, and hits Adam's knee, causing it to break. Adam falls to the ground in agonizing pain.]
Adam
"OW! FUCK!"
[Kominsky keeps hitting him with a bat, until Adam pulls out a gun and shoots Kominsky. Kominsky falls to the ground dead.]
[Before Kominsky falls to the ground dead, he has a flash-black. We just see his father's face. The father is ashamed.]
FATHER
"I have no son."
[Another flashback. We see a teen holding a bag of cocaine.]
TEEN
"Try it JP. It's fuckin' trippy!"
[Back to trailer. Kominsky is dead.]
Adam
(gets up slowly. Puts his hands on the counter, and seat, lefts his body up, and tries to kick the door down with his good leg. But it's not strong enough. He gets back down, limps closer to the door, and shoots the door open. The door slowly opens, as Adam sees Michael's dead body on the bathroom floor.]
ADAM
"SHIT! DAMN!"
[Adam goes slowly to check Michael's pulse.]
ADAM
(sad)
"God damn Michael."
(looks around scared, then looks back at Michael's corpse. And whispers : )
ADAM
"I'll come back with help, and murder the motherfucker that killed ya."
[Adam limps his way out of the trailer, but trips on the step, and falls on the ground.]
ADAM
(groans in pain)
[Adam gets back up slowly, and starts limping away from the trailer, gun still in hand. He gets a certain distance away until he notices The Man coming out of the trailer with the bat Kominsky had. The man is advancing on Adam.]
ADAM
"PHELPS, DON'T FUCKING MOVE! STAY THE FUCK WHERE YOU ARE!" (lifts up gun) "OR I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU, YOU RAPING BASTARD!"
[The man is still coming.]
ADAM
"I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING AROUND PHELPS! STAY THE FUCK THERE!"
[Phelps is too close, and Adam shoots. But the gun is empty. Phelps whacks Adam in the head. Adam falls to the ground. Phelps grabs Adam's arms, and they get into a fight. The fight lastes for about a minute, with flashes of Adam with a woman. However, Phelps kills Adam by whacking him one last time with the bat, and drags him into the trailer. Phelps than closes the door behind him.]
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| | Tino Phelps (1/2) | | | | Saturday, October 17, 2009 (9:18 PM) | | Script written in 2007
"TINO PHELPS"
Written by ; Justin Merpaw
[Shot of store, "Big Ed's." Exiting store is two men in suits. Names : Michael Hendricks & Adam Brolin. They walk down the steps, and then walk and talk to each other]
ADAM
"It was nothing special."
MICHAEL
"Where'd you go? You don't have to make a big deal about it."
ADAM
"Harveys."
MICHAEL
"Harveys? That hamburger joint?"
ADAM
"Ye-ah, 'that hamburger joint.' "
MICHAEL
"And...?"
ADAM
"What?"
MICHAEL
"You ask her?"
ADAM
"No."
MICHAEL
"Can you enlighten me as to why?"
ADAM
"The mood didn't strike."
MICHAEL
"This 'mood,' you're talking about, aien't ever gonna strike at Harveys, or any other God forsaken fast food joint."
ADAM
"Because...?"
MICHAEL
"Okay man, you think of sweet romance, the kind that makes relationships happen, and stay strong. You don't think of a damn sqaushed sloppy burger with extra cheese prepared in 30 seconds, slapped with salty grease french fries, and an extra large soda-drink.
You think of you, your woman, the love."
ADAM
"As if your way was any better Romero." (chuckles) "Over the phone."
MICHAEL
"Don't diss the phone Adam, about 6% of men propose over the phone."
ADAM
"Are you serious?"
MICHAEL
"Yep. So, if you can't seem to ask her in person, the phone is always there my man."
ADAM
"Don't start Michael. It wasn't fear, okay? It was the mood. The tone."
MICHAEL
"The mood? The tone? Man, you were thinking you were gonna ask, but when the moment came to, you choked. Ya got scared."
ADAM
"I aien't scared of asking Susan to marry me! I mean, I love her. I know she's ment for me."
MICHAEL
"Perphaps then, you're wondering if you're ment for her. Does she love you, as you love her?"
ADAM
"Of course she does!"
MICHAEL
"Then why be scared man?"
ADAM
"I'M NOT SCARED!"
MICHAEL
"You are the biggest denial I've eva seen."
ADAM
(annoyed)
"How much further?"
MICHAEL
"Not much. Just a block or two... Or three. Just look for a trailer."
ADAM
"A trailer?"
MICHAEL
"Ye-ah, my instructions was that cracker John-Paul Kominsky lives in a trailer."
ADAM
"Kominsky lives in a trailer?"
MICHAEL
"Ye-ah. What of it?"
ADAM
"Nothing. Just, with high connections with Mr. Guillermin, and being a profitable cocaine dealer, I thought he'd live in like a big house or something."
MICHAEL
"Nope. He lives in a trailer. Heard he prefers it that way."
ADAM
"Any reason why?"
MICHAEL
"Think he grew up in a trailer. Or some screwed up shit like that... Point is, look for a trailer."
ADAM
"Shouldn't be too hard to find."
[They walk for a few seconds, silent.]
ADAM
(stomps foot) "AH SHIT!"
MICHAEL
"What?"
ADAM
"Ah! Last night I loading my gun, Susan came home, I hid the gun in the dresser-"
MICHAEL
"Susan doesn't know you're a hitman?"
ADAM
"No, but that's not the point-"
MICHAEL
"Now the truth comes."
ADAM
"What? Never mind. Listen-"
MICHAEL
"You scared! That's for damn sure! You're scared to marry Susan 'cause you're a hitman, and she doesn't know! You are fucking up some serious shit between you two!"
ADAM
"Look, listen!"
MICHAEL
"What will the honeymoon be like?
'Baby, I'm a hitman.'
You have got to straighten your shit up! You'd better tell that girl you're a hitman!"
ADAM
"Okay, I will. Can I finish?"
MICHAEL
"Finish."
ADAM
"I forgot my gun."
MICHAEL
"We're out to find Tino Phelps, and you do such a dumbass thing, like forget your gun?!"
ADAM
"Did you bring yours?"
MICHAEL
"Ye-ah, your lucky ass is lucky I remembered." (pulls out gun)
[Movie freezes on gun, as Opening Credits begin.]
[Opening Credits finish]
[We now joing John-Paul Kominsky in his trailer. He is setting up his cocaine. Once prepared, he takes out a straw, and starts sniffing. He takes a deep breath, and leans back.]
[During all this, the radio is on, and the host is talking : ]
Host
"Hello people of Cornwall! Richard Bay here with all your favorite songs for the hour! So call in and request what you wanna hear!
I believe we have someone on the line already. Hello?"
Caller
"Hey Rich', This is [Name], and I was just wondering if you could play, 'Get Rythm,' by : Johnny Cash?"
Host
"Why not? Here's 'Get Rythm,' by : Johnny Cash. Only on 86.7 Better FM."
[Back to Michael & Adam. Michael gives Adam the gun.]
MICHAEL
"Don't be a dumbass and shoot at anything. I did a job this morning, and there's only two bullets left. You better use them wisely, ya hear?"
ADAM
"Ye-ah, but how would you defined 'wisely?' "
MICHAEL
"One bullet for Tino Phelps, and if the moment every needs to come, one for John Paul Kominsky."
ADAM
"Well, I only need one bullet my friend."
MICHAEL
" Good. I didn't come with ya for a blood-bath."
ADAM
"Hey, do you know what Kominsky looks like?"
MICHAEL
"No idea. Never met him."
ADAM
"But you know he lives in a trailer?"
MICHAEL
"All you have to do is ask some crackers where to get some good shit, and they'll tell you Kominsky."
ADAM
"You went and asked coke-addicts?"
MICHAEL
"Hell no! They creep the shit outta me. I was tipped, like any smart fucker."
ADAM
"We better not bust the wrong trailer."
MICHAEL
"Look around. All house. When you see a trailer, you know it's Kominsky's."
ADAM
"Right... I think that's it."
MICHAEL
"Yep. It's a trailer. Gots to be Kominsky's."
ADAM
"Okay, let's go." (puts away gun, starts walking forwards, but stops when Michael says :)
MICHAEL
"Whoa! Where the hell you think you're going?"
ADAM
"What we came here to do."
MICHAEL
"As what? Two guys looking for Tino Phelps? We won't get shit outta him that way. Crackers don't like being forced, we got to seduce him."
ADAM
"I ain't sleeping with him!"
MICHAEL
"NO! We just got to get him to like us, that's all. How much money you bring?"
ADAM
"How much money did I bring? None."
MICHAEL
"Okay, well I brought none either.... Alright, since we got no money, we'll tell him we work for Guillermin."
ADAM
"But we do work for Guillermin."
MICHAEL
"Wait. No. We can't tell him we work for Guillermin, or else he'll tell Guillermin."
ADAM
"Can we just go? I'll handle all the talking. Just be cool."
MICHAEL
"I can handle talking."
ADAM
"Okay, so let's go."
MICHAEL
"Patience is a virtue."
ADAM
"Fasinating."
[They go to the trailer door, and knock.]
[Shot of Kominsky. The knock interupted his sniffing of cocaine. He gets up quickly and hides all his cocaine & cocaine accesseries.]
[Back to Adam & Michael.]
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| | Moonlight Nitro | | | Tuesday, April 21, 2009 (12:01 PM)
(I'm feeling content) | | (Chorus)
Moonlight nitro
Moonlight night show
Motions quite slow
Midnight nitro
I'm seeing an old tune
A sun over the moon
Everything's one form
At once cold and then warm
Real dreams have curled
Unreal is my world
What I am is a dream
Floating life's drip stream
(chorus)
Purple bolting sky red
Purple bruises sky bled
Past, now, future, sublime
Moon screamed expired time
The wind is strong and sound,
It's music whispers round.
The blowing world repeat,
It's tripping at my feet.
(chorus)
Trees blossom out of ears
Spreading far all the fears
Setting minds, cloudy coze
Grass growing from my toes
Sun dancing in a sqaure
No questions why he's there
Cherry trees spurting juice
Holding minds tightly loose
(chorus)
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| | Back To You | | | Tuesday, March 24, 2009 (7:59 AM)
(I'm feeling full) | | Just peeking down the hallways aisles,
People with lighter joyful smiles.
They bring me back to you...
I don't know when I can hear it,
A somber and lonesome lyric.
That brings me back to you...
Your presense all my only sight.
It pounds my mind, wounding tight.
I feel me back to you...
You stole my heart, press my mind.
Hoping, soaping, a dashing grind
I need me back to you.
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| | Lion With A Strawberry Mane | | | | Tuesday, March 24, 2009 (8:01 AM) | | I'll take my drive to a candy cane lane.
To visit the Lion with a strawberry mane.
In his brittled down cave he lays there alone.
Laying upon his potatoe couch throne.
Green roots are grasping against his fat spine.
Notices he doesn't, be he drunken with wine.
The grass he's been smoking, it clogs up the room.
Upon his berry chest, are crumbs of mushroom.
He complained highly, intoxicatingly purred.
Angry splurges slithered his lips, fully by word ;
My ignorant, innocent, eyes became opened.
Naked, they looked, glancing exposed.
To colours, ideas, all newly proposed.
My childish mind had joyishly hopened.
When there, you're not there, you're not even here.
But wherever you are, all is perfectly clear.
I've never seen a Lion with so many tears.
Not that I've seen many in my limited years.
To what worried his mind, the cause of his fears?
He mentioned something, "the jungle she hears!" | | | | 53 Views | 0 Thumbs Up | 0 Comments | |
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| | Dreamemories | | | Thursday, February 26, 2009 (10:15 AM)
(I'm feeling full) | | The old lady who sat home alone,
Always strolled along, trying to find a purpose, a tone.
She rocked backwards to memory's glories.
There she recalled all descenting stories.
She had remembered her mother and dad.
Hyptonized in the comforts of her parent's extinct glad.
In the memories there was so many things to find,
Her brother and sister, they often came to mind.
The tiring mind thought of dwindling childhood.
And how--- S-- ......
A body, hers, exhausted by breathing.
How did this come to be?
It was night.
Around eight or so.
A nap was needed.
She dragged her bottom limbs, using what strength left from top limbs to assist.
The room was reached.
Hesitant, she sat on the bed.
What an exercise that was.
Laying back, she soaked into a dream...
dH
n
a
b
u
s
Flowing/THOURGH/a/OPEN/window
h e h a d a p p e a r e d
GlOwInG lIkE aN aNgEl,
he echoed ;
'Don't fear the door that flows above.
I will travel with you, travellers in love.
Entrust me your share of our soul, give undying will.
Though the soul holds no body, we'll soar higher still.
We'll soar together, as the bestest of friends,
Rising in a one love's chosen blends.
Come with me my dear,
To where peace for the mind is clear.
And love always present,
Never far but near.
Be rested.'
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| | Internal Sun Sky | | | Thursday, February 26, 2009 (10:11 AM)
(I'm feeling hopeful) | | We don't see things, we see ideals.
We don't feel things, we notice things.
We don't put things to ideals, we react by our feelings.
And we don't notice, for we see.
We're born to not function properly.
But look at me...
THROUGH MY THOUGHT AND EYE,
join in an internal sun sky.
COLOURS RANGE FROM BLUE TO RED,
but the deceptive black is dead.
THERE WE'LL DREAM TWO DREAMS A DAY,
save it's orgy for monday.
Your eyes'll see what I cannot see,
What I see you'll see defferetly...
Who you there's not internal,
Nor can it be external.
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