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| | my jokes | | | Tuesday, April 29, 2008 (4:03 AM)
(I'm feeling happy) | | 1} 2 old mensiitting in a retirement home chatting, "i'm full of aches and pains today alf , how do you feel"? alf replies "like a newborn babyfred" "really" says fred "a newborn baby"? "yep, no hair, no teeth, and i've just shit myself
2) My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
3) Six girls are on vacation without their boyfriends. They are walking on a beach when they are attracted to the sight of a beautiful six-storey hotel.
Wishing to check in immediately, they walk in. They are greeted by a charming hotel manager who tells them: "Go up to each storey and you will see a sign. If you like what it says, we'll put you up there."
So the six girlfriends take the lift to the floor above, where they see this sign: "All the men here have no money, and are short and ugly." The girlfriends laugh and move off.
On the next storey, they are met by this sign: "All the men here have money, but are short and plain." The girls continue on their way.
At the third level, they see this sign: "All the men here have money, and are tall but ugly." The girls smile and move on.
On the fourth floor, the sign says: "All the men here have money, and are tall and handsome." This excites the girls and they are about to go get registered when they remember that there is one more storey above. So they head up there.
At the top, they see this big sign: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is just no way to please a woman."
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| | PS3 vs 360 | | | Monday, April 14, 2008 (2:06 AM)
(I'm feeling happy) | | hi i have got a ps3 and got call of duty4 , Gran Turismo 5: Prologue, Resistance: Fall Of Man, MotorStorm, Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights and Burnout: Paradise all on the ps3. now i have played on the 360 and ps3 and i think the gameplay and the graphic are so much better on the ps3 then the 360, plus the ps3 looks better then the 360 and the ps3 online is free where if you had a 360 you would have to pay £40 a year. so that's what i think about the ps3 and 360.
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