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| | Life's little Reminders | | | | Saturday, November 14, 2009 (1:12 PM) | | One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remember=
that it's his daughter's birthday. He stops by a Toy Shop and asks the sal=s
person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out
Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for
$19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.'
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 an=
the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Hello !!!...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends :-)
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| | Living Together | | | Sunday, November 8, 2009 (9:42 PM)
(I'm feeling devious) | |
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| | Friends | | | Thursday, November 5, 2009 (7:26 PM)
(I'm feeling indifferent) | |
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| | What a Hero ! | | | Friday, October 23, 2009 (5:43 PM)
(I'm feeling mischievous) | | A hooded robber bursts into a Texas Bank, pulls a Magnum and forces the tellers to load a gunny sack full of cash.
As he runs out, a brave customer grabs his hood and tears it off, revealing his face.
The robber shoots him without hesitating. He glances around and spots one of the tellers looking straight at him. He shoots her, then yells, “How about the rest of you?! Anybody else see my face?"
They all stare at their shoes. After a moment of utter silence, one old guy lifts his hand--without looking up--and says, "I’m pretty sure my wife caught a glimpse of you.
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| | Just For Women! | | | Saturday, September 26, 2009 (9:32 AM)
(I'm feeling weird) | |
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| | The Last Argument | | | Monday, September 21, 2009 (9:39 PM)
(I'm feeling relaxed) | | Okay, Honey!!!!
We're here!
I said I was
sorry!
You can come out
now.
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| | Oh Deer | | | | Wednesday, September 16, 2009 (9:56 PM) | | >> Actual Letter from someone who writes, and farms. ..
>>
>>
>> I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a
>> stall, feed
>> it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it.
>>
>> The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured
>> that, since
>> they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much
>> fear of
>> me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and
>> sniff at
>> the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet
>> away), it
>> should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag
>> over its
>> head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.
>>
>> I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope.
>>
>> The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back.
>> They were not having any of it.
>>
>> After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up -- 3 of them. I picked
>> out.. .a
>> likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and
>> threw..
>> my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me.
>>
>> I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would
>> have a
>> good hold. The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you
>> could tell
>> it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation.
>>
>> I took a step towards it...it took a step away. I put a little
>> tension on
>> the rope and then received an education.
>>
>> The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just
>> stand there
>> looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action
>> when
>> you start pulling on that rope.
>>
>> That deer EXPLODED.
>>
>> The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT
>> stronger than a cow or a colt. A cow or a colt in that weight range I
>> could fight down with a rope and with some dignity.
>>
>> A deer-- no chance.
>>
>> That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no
>> controlling
>> it and certainly no getting close to it. As it jerked me off my
>> feet and
>> started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me that
>> having a
>> deer on a rope was not nearly as good an idea as I had originally
>> imagined.
>>
>> The only upside is that they do not have as much stamina as many
>> other
>> animals.
>>
>> A brief 10 minutes later, it was tired and not nearly as quick to
>> jerk me
>> off my feet and drag me when I managed to get up. It took me a few
>> minutes
>> to realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the blood flowing
>> out of
>> the big gash in my head. At that point, I had lost my taste for
>> corn-fed
>> venison. I just wanted to get that devil creature off the end of that
>> rope.
>>
>> I figured if I just let it go with the rope hanging around its
>> neck, it
>> would likely die slow and painfully somewhere.
>>
>> At the time, there was no love at all between me and that deer.
>> At that
>> moment, I hated the thing, and I would venture a guess that the
>> feeling
>> was mutual.
>>
>> Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had
>> cleverly arrested the deer's momentum by bracing my head against
>> various
>> large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could still think
>> clearly enough to recognize that there was a small chance that I
>> shared
>> some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in, so I
>> didn't want the deer to have it suffer a slow death, so I managed
>> to get
>> it lined back up in between my truck and the feeder - a little
>> trap I had
>> set before hand...kind of like a squeeze chute.
>> I got it to back in there and I started moving up so I could get
>> my rope
>> back.
>>
>> Did you know that deer bite? They do! I never in a million years
>> would
>> have thought that a deer would bite somebody, so I was very
>> surprised when
>> I reached up there to grab that rope and the deer grabbed hold of my
>> wrist.
>>
>> Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like being bit by a horse
>> where they
>> just bite you and then let go. A deer bites you and shakes its
>> head --almost like a pit bull. They bite HARD and it hurts.
>>
>> The proper thing to do when a deer bites you is probably to
>> freeze and
>> draw back slowly. I tried screaming and shaking instead. My method
>> was
>> ineffective.
>>
>> It seems like the deer was biting and shaking for several
>> minutes, but it
>> was likely only several seconds.
>>
>> I, being smarter than a deer (though you may be questioning that
>> claim by
>> now) tricked it.
>>
>> While I kept it busy tearing the bejesus out of my right arm, I
>> reached up
>> with my left hand and pulled that rope loose. That was when I got
>> my final
>> lesson in deer behavior for the day.
>>
>> Deer will strike at you with their front feet. They rear right up
>> on their
>> back feet and strike right about head and shoulder level, and
>> their hooves
>> are surprisingly sharp.
>>
>> I learned a long time ago that, when an animal -- like a horse --
>> strikes
>> at you with their hooves and you can't get away easily, the best
>> thing to
>> do is try to make a loud noise and make an aggressive move
>> towards the animal.
>> This will usually cause them to back down a bit so you can escape.
>>
>> This was not a horse. This was a deer, so obviously, such
>> trickery would
>> not work. In the course of a millisecond, I devised a different
>> strategy.
>>
>> I screamed like a woman and tried to turn and run.
>> The reason I had always been told NOT to try to turn and run from
>> a horse
>> that paws at you is that there is a good chance that it will hit
>> you in
>> the back of the head.
>>
>> Deer may not be so different from horses after all, besides being
>> twice as
>> strong and 3 times as evil, because the second I turned to run, it
>> hit me
>> right in the back of the head and knocked me down.
>>
>> Now, when a deer paws at you and knocks you down, it does not
>> immediately
>> leave. I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has passed.
>> What
>> they do instead is paw your back and jump up and down on you while
>> you are
>> lying there crying like a little girl and covering your head.
>>
>> I finally managed to crawl under the truck and the deer went away.
>>
>> So now I know why, when people go deer hunting they bring a rifle
>> with a
>> scope so that they can be somewhat equal to the Prey...
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| | Big Sky Gun Control | | | Wednesday, September 2, 2009 (9:10 PM)
(I'm feeling optimistic) | |
BUTTE, MONTANA
Shotgun preteen
vs. Illegal alien
Home Invaders:
Butte , Montana
Two illegal
aliens, Raphael
Resindez, 23, and
Enrico Garza, 26,
probably believed
they would easily
overpower
home-alone 11 year
old Patricia
Harrington after
her father had
left their
two-story home.
It seems the two
crooks never
learned two
things: they were
in Montana and
Patricia had been
a clay shooting
champion since she
was nine.
Patricia was in
her upstairs room
when the two men
broke through the
front door of the
house.. She
quickly ran to her
father's room and
grabbed his 12
gauge Mossberg 500
shotgun.
Resindez was the
first to get up to
the second floor
only to be the
first to catch a
near point blank
blast of buckshot
from the
11-year-old's knee
crouch aim. He
suffered fatal
wounds to his
abdomen and
genitals.
When Garza ran to
the foot of the
stairs, he took a
blast to the left
shoulder and
staggered out into
the street where
he bled to death
before medical
help could arrive.
It was found out
later that
Resindez was armed
with a stolen 45
caliber handgun he
took from another
home invasion
robbery. That
victim,
50-year-old David
0'Burien, was not
so lucky. He died
from stab wounds
to the chest.
Ever wonder why
good stuff never
makes NBC, CBS,
PBS, MSNBC, CNN,
or ABC
news.........an 11
year old girl,
properly trained,
defended her home,
and
herself......against two murderous,
illegal
immigrants......and
she wins,
She is still
alive.
Now that is Gun
Control !
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| | Obey The Law | | | Tuesday, August 25, 2009 (10:24 PM)
(I'm feeling okay) | |
A cop was
patrolling late at
night in a
well-known spot.
He sees a couple
in a
car, with the
interior light
brightly glowing.
The cop carefully
approaches the car
to get a
closer look. Then
he sees a young
man behind the
wheel, reading a
computer
magazine.
He immediately
notices a young
woman in the rear
seat, filing her
fingernails.
Puzzled by
this surprising
situation, the cop
walks to the car
and gently raps on
the
driver's window.
The young man
lowers his window.
"Uh, yes,
Officer?"
The cop says:
"What are you
doing?"
The young man
says: "Well,
Officer, I'm
reading a
magazine..."
Pointing towards
the young woman in
the back seat the
cop says: "And
her,
what is she
doing?"
The young man
shrugs: "Sir, I
believe she's
filing her
fingernails."
Now, the cop is
totally confused.
A young couple,
alone, in a car,
at night
in a lover's lane
...
and nothing
obscene is
happening!
The cop asks:
"'What's your age,
young man?"
The young man
says: "I'm 22,
sir."
The cop asks:
"And her ...
what's her age?"
The young man
looks at his watch
and replies:
"She'll be 18 in
11 minutes."
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| | Female Empowerment in Action | | | Tuesday, August 18, 2009 (9:12 PM)
(I'm feeling grateful) | | A TRUE STORY FROM...
"THE HOUSTON HERALD NEWSPAPER"
IN HOUSTON , TEXAS
MARCH 5th, 2009
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Last Thursday Night Around Midnight,
A Woman From Houston , Texas Was Arrested,
Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter
For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back
As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.
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The Following Monday Morning,
The Woman Was Called In Front Of The
Arraignment Judge, Sworn In,
And Asked To Explain Her Actions.
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The Woman Replied,
"I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop
For About 15 Minutes, Waiting For The
Bus To Take Me Home After Work.
I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe...
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I Was There Alone,
So I Had My Right Hand On My Pistol,
That Was In My Purse, That Was Hung
Over My Left Shoulder.
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All Of A Sudden I Was Being
Spun Around Hard To My Left.
As I Caught My Balance, I Saw A Man
Running Away From Me With My Purse.
~
I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I Saw
That My Fingers Were Wrapped Tightly
Around My Pistol.
The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud,
"No Way Punk! Your Not Stealing My
Pay Check And Tips."
~
I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol
At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse,
And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!
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When Asked By The Arraignment Judge,
"Why Did You Shoot The Man 6 Times?
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The Woman Replied Under Oath,
"Because, When I Pulled The Trigger Of
My Pistol The 7th Time, It Only Went Click.."
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The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges.
And She Was Back At Work,
At The Cafe, The Next Day!
Now that's Gun Control....
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