Its been a year since the last Halloween.  Who's the guy with the calendar, oh yeah it's me.  Anyways I think it would be a good exercise for everyone to get some of the rust off.  It wouldn't be prudent to just answer the door and fiddle around and give the wrong treats out or scare the youngsters off by opening the door too abruptly.  No, no, we wouldn't want that.

So it would be best to shake those cobwebs off and use them as decor.  While you get the best practice, and I mean practice little Allen Iverson, the internets have to offer.  Just click the magic linky and hit play the toon and you will receive all the trick-or-treaters your heart desires.  Move your mouse to the doorknob to answer and decide which treat will be appropriate for all your guests.  Hope you have fun. Happy Halloween!

   Here's footage of an elderly couple being harassed by a couple of girls or one drunk girl, one cross-dresser. I have to say I was pretty impressed with the old lady.  Even though she sustained a bloody nose she held her own while the Wilford Brimley guy must of been overcome by his diabetes. He should don a dress like the other guy with those fightin' skills or lack thereof.  

A woman climbed a high voltage tower and refused to come down. While she was arguing during the negotiation period, her hand accidentally touched a wire sending a bolt of energy right into her face.

She eventually would recover and it still took some time to negotiate her to come down after they got all the power off. Shocking footage to say the least, but also amazing someone could survive this.

From the twisted mind of Cousin Sal on The Jimmy Kimmel Live show, we have bobbing for applesauce.  Its sure to be the biggest craze this Halloween fo sho'.

I'm personally thinking about putting pork chops in applesauce to give the poor kids something to find before they go back to working on their bikes.

Here's a religious themed public access show that takes live call-ins. I know, I know, it seems like comedy gold already, but there's more.

You see the name of the show is "In through the out door" which opens up all kinds of creative possibilities. Top that with the fact the host has absolutely no knowledge of how to use a phone and we have a sure fire Nielsen's blockbuster on our hands.

So here's hoping one of the big networks latches on to this gem.

Some say this guy is just a homeless man who doesn't know how to use a toilet.  I personally think he just wants to bring forth a more lush, leafy plant to beautify this place he's in.

I must say one thing though about this guy.  He has to be the quickest crapper around.  Perhaps he's on the Juan Pablo Montoya diet or at least the one Bob Griese says he's on. www.youtube.com/watch

This young Islamic child, let's call him Clarissa, explains why listening to music and singing are forbidden in Islam.

As young Clarissa explains it when a melody accompanies any words, even lyrics that mention God & his messenger, it is forbidden, with one exception. The use of the tambourine among women.

Could this mean that John Phillips had it right? After all he incorporated women with tambourines into his music with the Mamas and the Papas, then alledgedly had sex with his daughter.

Hopefully Mr. Sa'id and little Clarissa aren't following his ways. Now it's time to wind up your body like a tambourina!!!

Here ya go ladies.  The man of your dreams is probably walking around your local zoo.  Just look at the style this guy has.  Make no mistake about it you just can't bag a great catch like this everyday.

On a side note, you may want to start buying lots of potpourri if you do engage in a relation with this gentleman. 

A tribute to the '89 NL Eastern Division Champs with the music of Freiheit.

      The object of this contest on a Japanese game show is to get an olive out of a block of ice. Not just an ordinary block of ice mind you, but one shaped like a...umm..uh... well an icicle.  I know I've spent many a day on the beach yearning for some olives and the damn sun just wasn't hot enough to melt the icicle they came in.  So as you maybe can tell, I'm very intrigued to watch any methods of getting the olive out that these young ladies may offer up. 

      I must give it up to the Japanese for having shows that do exactly what they are intended to do.  Here in the U.S. we have shows like Jeopardy! Where I can learn how dumb I really am or Wheel of Fortune where we learn about 1/5 of the alphabet is completely useless. Not to mention the more obnoxious you are the better chance a rigged wheel will stop for you and allow you to accumulate lots of dough only to blow it on vowels. Geesh! In this economy you wanna buy vowels!!!

      You see, all these shows do is aggravate me. I mean the terms "game" and "show" would imply something that is fun and entertaining, not educational and depressing. We need more olives in icicles and morning explosive wake-up shows over here. Thank goodness for the Heene family for bringing young Falcon to our world. He did exactly what we all wanted to do on morning TV, he blew chunks and we absolutely loved every splendid second of it.