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| | Funny But RUDE lol! | | | Tuesday, June 10, 2008 (2:23 AM)
(I'm feeling amused) | | Hi Guys,
Hope your all well. I received the following e-mail(I think it's doing the rounds here in OZ)and I thought I'll share it will you, I think it's quite funny but a little rude lol!
It's a bit long, but it's a good read. I hope you enjoy it, I had a good laugh!
Take care and keep smiling,
Hugs,
Kylie XX
This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with(phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same
three questions correctly, they both win the prize. The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate
Match'?'
Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold
Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.'
Contestant: 'Brian.'
DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'
Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only
please.'
Brian: 'Sara.'
DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'
Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'
DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'
Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'
Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'
DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'
Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'
Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice
DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning!
Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'
DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'
Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks..
DJ: 'Uh huh..
Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'
DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it.Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.You listen to this.'
[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?'
(Touchtones.....ringing....)
Clerk: 'Kinkos.'
DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'
Clerk: 'This is she.'
DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'
DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose.Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'
Sarah: 'No.'
DJ: 'Good!'
Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to....
Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'
DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'
DJ: 'What time?'
Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'
DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'
Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'
DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'
Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
DJ: 'Where did you have it?'
Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'
Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'
DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Well...'
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'
They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going
to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing. Apperently there
was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this
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| | Hate Videos | | | Wednesday, May 21, 2008 (5:58 AM)
(I'm feeling amused) | | Hi Guys, I do hope your all well, This is just a blog entry about some of my thoughts.
If you feel the need to make a hate video about someone because they have pissed you off, why put the person down about their looks, colour, weight, their state of mind, nasty name calling etc. IMO you are only showing people in your videos that your a nasty piece of work and are just as bad if not worst then the person your having problems with.
If you are having problems with people from different video sharing sites, such as YouTube why bring the drama over here to LiveVideo? leave the drama at YouTube or stickem(or what ever that site is called)
If I am subscribed to you and you make 'Hate videos' I will not watch them. I'm here to enjoy some wonderful creative videos from some excellent members. There is enought real life drama going on(in my life and the world)and I come here to chill so to speak!
I just wanted to get that of my chest and I hope I have not upset anyone as that was not my intension.
Thanks for reading!
Take Care and Keep Smiling
(((hugs)))
Kylie(billieprd)XX
AND REMEMBER:
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| | Boycotta China! | | | Tuesday, May 20, 2008 (12:22 AM)
(I'm feeling angry) | |
please watch the video,
http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=fur_farm&Player=wm
WARNING: This video is VERY DISTRESSING and shows animals being killed. If your like me you will be outraged by this video. FUCK CHINA AND THE OLYMPICS!!!!!(sorry for foul language)
Please beware, this video is graphic!!
Pledge to go fur-free at PETA.org.
Undercover investigators from Swiss Animals Protection East/International spent the past year investigating fur farms in China’s Hebei Province and found that many animals, including dogs and foxes, are still alive and struggling desperately when workers flip them onto their backs or hang them up by their legs or tails to skin them. When workers on these farms begin to cut the skin and fur from an animal’s leg, the free limbs kick and writhe. Workers stomp on the necks and heads of animals who, fighting for their lives, struggle too hard to allow for a clean cut. When the fur is finally peeled off over the animals’ heads, their naked, bloody bodies are thrown onto a pile of those who have gone before them. Some are still alive, breathing in ragged gasps and blinking slowly. Some of the animals’ hearts are still beating five to 10 minutes after they are skinned. One investigator recorded a skinned raccoon dog on the heap of carcasses who had enough strength to lift his bloodied head and stare into the camera, with only his eyelashes still intact.
Before they are skinned alive, animals are pulled from their cages and slammed against the ground; workers bludgeon them with metal rods, causing broken bones and convulsions but not always immediate death. Animals watch helplessly as workers make their way down the row.
Some animals killed in the Chinese fur trade were once loving companions. Millions of dogs and cats—some still wearing collars—are transported without food, shelter, or water, shoved into tiny metal crates, and stacked on trucks—as many as 8,000 animals to a truck. When they arrive for slaughter, workers toss the crates of crying, terrified, and dying animals to the ground, a drop from as high as 10 feet that causes the animals’ limbs to shatter as they crash to the ground. After they are killed and skinned, their fur is often deliberately mislabeled as fur from other species and exported to the U.S. to be sold to unsuspecting customers.
China supplies more than half of the finished fur garments imported for sale in the United States. Because a fur’s origin can’t be traced, anyone who wears any fur at all may actually be wearing the coat of a dog or cat and therefore shares the blame for the horrific conditions on Chinese fur farms. The only way to prevent such unimaginable cruelty is never to wear any fur.
peta.com
Take Care,
Kylie(billieprd) | | | | 128 Views | 2 Thumbs Up | 1 Comment | |
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| | Strange, But Fascinating | | | Wednesday, May 7, 2008 (1:57 AM)
(I'm feeling amused) | | One of my friends sent me this email the other day ,it is really strange but fascinating so I thought I would share it with you see what you make of it .
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Intresting!!!
Hoped you liked it!
Thanks for reading!
Take Care and Keep Smiling,
(((hugs)))
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| | I Hate.... | | | | Monday, May 5, 2008 (5:00 AM) | | When people do vlogs and admire(love)themself on camera!!!
I feel better now I've got that of my chest! | | | | 155 Views | 6 Thumbs Up | 4 Comments | |
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| | More porn on the front page.... | | | Sunday, April 20, 2008 (8:06 AM)
(I'm feeling Pissed Off!) | | I think LiveVideo is going to the dogs.
This was on the front page,
If this continues I'm out of here!
Have a great week,
(((hugs)))
Kylie XX | | | | 160 Views | 6 Thumbs Up | 3 Comments | |
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| | Organ Donation-Myths and Facts! | | | Thursday, April 17, 2008 (7:11 AM)
(I'm feeling content) | | Consent Process
Ticking the box on your license ensures you will become an organ and tissue donor.
Although in some states in Australia you can still tick a box on your license, this process does not ensure you will become an organ and/or tissue donor. To ensure your wishes are carried out, it's important you talk to your family about your decision and register on the Australian Organ Donor Register. To join the register call 1800 777 203, log onto www.medicareaustralia.gov.au or visit your local Medicare or Centrelink office.
Family and next-of-kin will override your decision to donate your organ and tissue donation.
Even if you have registered 'yes' with the Australian Organ Donor Register, your family or next-of-kin will be consulted in the organ and tissue donation process. It is rare for a donation not to go ahead because the family or next-of-kin do not agree with their loved one's decision. Most families or next-of-kin will carry out a loved one's wish if they know what it is.
On the other hand, if they don't know your decision, their decision is made much harder, and it is possible donation will not go ahead. Talking to your partner, family and friends about donation is crucial.
Dead or alive
If I agree to donate my organs, my doctor or the emergency room staff won't work as hard to save my life. They'll remove my organs as soon as possible to save somebody else.
When you go to the hospital for treatment, doctors focus on saving your life — not somebody else's. You'll be seen by a doctor whose specialty most closely matches your particular emergency. You will not be treated by a transplant physician, who works solely with transplant candidates and recipients. The doctor assigned to your case has nothing to do with transplantation.
Maybe I won't really be dead when they sign my death certificate. It'll be too late for me if they've taken my organs for transplantation. I might have otherwise recovered.
Although a very common myth, in reality, people never "recover" after they are declared brain dead. In fact, people who have agreed to organ donation are given more tests to determine that they are truly dead than are those who haven't agreed to organ donation.
In Australia all organ and tissues are only removed from people who have been diagnosed clinically and legally dead. In order to donate organs and tissues, a person must first be declared dead according to strict criteria, which are outlined in legislation.
What will happen to the body?
I want my loved one to have an open casket funeral. That can't happen if their organs or tissues have been donated.
Organ and tissue donation doesn't interfere with having an open casket funeral. If organs are taken, the body is sutured as if the person were alive and had undergone surgery. The body is clothed for burial, so the stitches aren't visible.
The body will be disfigured and mutilated.
Organs and tissues are removed by highly trained surgeons, in an operating theatre, like any other surgical procedure. The person is treated with the utmost respect and dignity. At the end of the operation there will be one surgical incision, which is sutured closed and covered with a dressing as in all operations.
With tissue donation such as skin, a very thin layer of skin similar to a sunburn peel is taken from the donor's back and thighs. For corneal donation, a thin layer slightly larger than a contact lens is taken from around the iris and replaced by a clear plastic lens. Most people would not notice any difference in appearance.
If I become an organ donor, my organs will be used for medical research.
Separate and specific permission is required for donated organs and tissues to be used for research. Donated tissues and organs will be not be used for medical research unless explicit written permission is granted.
My loved one has suffered so much because of his/her illness. I don't want him/her to suffer any more.
Your loved one is dead at the time of donation and cannot feel pain. Even after death, your loved one's body is treated with the same degree of respect as is given a living patient.
Who would want my organs?
I'm too old to donate. Nobody would want my organs.
Anyone from the age of 12 months up to the age of 90 can potentially become an organ and tissue donor. Many people rule themselves out of organ and tissue donation because they think they are too old - but contrary to common brief even when you're 90 you could still potentially improve the life of someone else.
The decision to use your organs is based on medical criteria, not age. Don't disqualify yourself prematurely. Let the doctors decide at your time of death whether your organs and tissues are suitable for transplantation.
I'm not in the greatest health, and my eyesight is poor. Nobody would want my organs or tissues.
Very few medical conditions or 'bad habits' automatically disqualify you from donating organs. The decision to use an organ is based on strict medical criteria. It may turn out that certain organs are not viable for transplantation, but other organs and tissues may be fine. Don't disqualify yourself prematurely. Only medical professionals at the time of your death can determine whether your organs and tissues are suitable for transplantation.
Others
Each year in Australia there are thousands of people who become organ donors after they die.
Each year there are only approximately 200 organ donors across Australia. This figure equates to Australia having one of the lowest organ donor rates in the developed world and around 100 people dying each year while waiting for an organ transplant.
Although less than one per cent of deaths occur in such a way that organ donation is possible, the organ donation rate could be dramatically improved if more people discussed their wishes with their partner, family and friends and registered their decision on the Australian Organ Donor Registry.
My family will be charged for donating.
The organ donor's family is never charged for donating. Your family may be charged for the cost of all final efforts to save your loved one's life (depending on the hospital) and those costs are sometimes misinterpreted as costs related to organ donation. Government meets the costs for organ removal. If you receive a bill for what you believe are costs related to organ donation, talk to your organ donor coordinator. Funeral expenses are still the responsibility of the donor's family.
Organ donation is against my religion.
Organ donation is not in conflict with the beliefs of all larger religious denominations in Australia. This includes Catholicism, Protestantism, Muslim and most branches of Judaism. If you're unsure of or uncomfortable with your faith's position on donation, ask a member of your clergy.
I thought this was very intresting! I had a Kidney Transplant in 2006, donated by my brother! He is my hero as he saved my life. I have seen people die waiting for a organ. Please if you decide to donate your organs, discuss it with your family and make your wishes know!
Don't take your organs to heaven, God knows we need them here!
Thanks for taking the time to read these myths and facts. These are Australian statistics!
Take care, (((hugs))) Kylie XX
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| | dzspeaksagain...... | | | Sunday, March 23, 2008 (1:17 AM)
(I'm feeling amused) | | If this site is full of 'pathetic losers' why are you here? Just saying....
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| | Adelaide's Heatwave... | | | Wednesday, March 12, 2008 (10:11 PM)
(I'm feeling hot) | |
Bring on winter lol! | | | | 141 Views | 0 Thumbs Up | 0 Comments | |
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