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| | Installing+LOVE | | | Monday, March 16, 2009 (7:44 AM)
(I'm feeling loved) | | installing + love
Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer : Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love . Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer : Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your heart?
Customer : Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer : Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem , Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer : I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. "Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased."
Customer : Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer : Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components."... What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer : So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files:Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer : Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer : Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer : Thank you, God.
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| | Is Swimming Good !!! | | | Monday, February 2, 2009 (12:47 AM)
(I'm feeling good) | | Q: Is swimming good 4 ur figure???
A: If swimming is good 4 ur figure, explain "WHALES" 2 me !!!
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| | Have Some??? | | | Tuesday, December 9, 2008 (11:29 PM)
(I'm feeling happy) | | Who wanna have *Grilled Chicken* ??
Hey!!! It's me,I need it. hehe!!!
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| | ~::~ Facts Of Life ~::~ | | | Thursday, November 20, 2008 (2:52 AM)
(I'm feeling good) | | ...This is Facts Of Life...
1. At least 5 ppls in this world, love you so much , they would die for you.
2. At least 15 ppls in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be like you.
4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night,SOMEONE think about you before they go to sleep.
6. " U " mean the world to someone.
7. Without " U " someone may not be living.
8. You are special 'n unique, in your own way.
9. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.
13. Always remember compliments you recieved, forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them, you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they're great.
~::~ THIS WILL BRIGHTEN UP SOMEONE'S DAY AND MIGHT CHANGE THEIR PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE FOR THE BETTER ~::~ | | | | 76 Views | 2 Thumbs Up | 4 Comments | |
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| | will u marry me??? | | | Friday, September 12, 2008 (4:32 AM)
(I'm feeling happy) | |
Before Marriage - - -
He : Yes! At last. Waiting was so hard.
She : Do you want me to leave?
He : NO! Don't even think about it.
She : Do you love me?
He : Of course! Over and over!
She : Have you ever cheated on me?
He : NO! Why are you even asking?
She : Will you kiss me?
He : Every chance I get!
She : Will you hit me?
He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She : Can I trust you?
He : Yes.
She : Darling!
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top | | | | 150 Views | 10 Thumbs Up | 8 Comments | |
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| | Me & I * myself * | | | Saturday, August 16, 2008 (6:08 PM)
(I'm feeling happy) | |
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| | How do you heal a broken heart | | | Thursday, August 14, 2008 (9:54 PM)
(I'm feeling happy) | |
I can't believe what i just heard
Could it be true
Are you the girl I thought I knew
The one who promised me her love
Where did it go
Does anybody ever know
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How do you heal a broken heart
That feels like it will never beat this much again
Oh no
I just can't let go
How do you heal a broken heart
That feels like it will never love this much again
Oh no
Tonight I'll hold what could be right
Tomorrow I'll pretend to let you go
And were you ever what you seemed
Or was I a fool who fell in love
With his own dream
And now you say you want to leave
Start a new life today
Those words I thought you'd never say
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Tonight I'll hold what could be right
Tomorrow I'll pretend to
Wake and put it all behind me
And find that I have finally found
A new life
In my soul
And find that I know how to let you go
You go
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Tonight I'll hold what could be right
Tomorrow i'll pretend to
Wake and put it all behind me
And find that I know how to let you go
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| | All over again | | | Thursday, August 14, 2008 (10:37 PM)
(I'm feeling good) | |
(Ronan Keating)
Turn Down the light, Turn up the radio.
There's a fire in your eyes, and its keeping me warm
Hold on to me like it was yesterday,
When we both felt our spirits collide
(Kelly Chen)
I remember the moment, being struck down by lightning
Since the first time I saw your face, and you smiled
Come and lay down with me
Fill the space that's between us
Feel the magic that keeps love alive
This time, can be like the first time
Close your eyes and soon you'll be there
No man could ever guess what you're feeling
Turn a spark to a flame,
Make a wish, close your eyes, won't you start all over again.
(Ronan Keating)
Just like the first time you touched my skin,
All over again
I tasted heaven take be deaf again,
All over again
Your smile
Your touch,
Your taste,
It turns me on and on and on,
That I fall in love with you,
All over again
(Kelly Chen)
Come and step through the stars,
Take a ride though the universe.
As long as we're here, lets take this whole thing in
(Ronan Keating)
What I'm trying to say,
Is that you are so beautiful
Let me say it, all over again.
Coz this time can be like the first time,
Close your eyes, but you'll soon will be there
No man could ever guess what he's feeling,
Turn a spark to a flame,
Make a wish, close your eyes, won't you start all over again.
Just like the first time you touched my skin,
All over again
I tasted heaven take me there again,
All over again
Your smile,
Your touch,
Your taste,
It turns me on and on and on.
That I fall in love with you,
I keep falling in love, with you.
All over again
All over again
All over again
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