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| | new cam pics and my new FREE fan club! | | | | Thursday, July 24, 2008 (10:27 AM) | | Finally blonde!
And this one is for funnys!
Check out my new fan club (slave application info is available here as well as other goodies for EVERYONE!)
http://undressjess.ning.com
And of course you can still see the nudity on my main site:
http://www.undressjess.com | | | 6 Views | 0  Thumbs Up | 0 Comments |  |
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| | buy this blonde bitch some new clothes! | | | | Thursday, July 17, 2008 (4:01 PM) | |
Buy me clothes NOW:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/GMVN06KRJDXJ
Put me through School NOW:
http://clubmix1996.chipin.com/back-to-beauty-school
Listen to my ramble voice blog:
http://www.snapvine.com/undressjess/blog
Add me: www.myspace.com/clubmix1996
If you are lucky, when I receive the clothing that you buy in them mail I will send you a pass for my site, the better the gift the longer the pass;) email me at undressjess@gmail.com to tell me what you have sent and tell me your prefered user name and password for me to grant you access! | | | | 12 Views | 0 Thumbs Up | 0 Comments | |
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| | forced | | | | Monday, June 30, 2008 (3:57 AM) | | I can’t ever sleep anymore and not yet have I discovered if it’s on the account of the drugs or my deafening inpatients from the not knowing.
The tv is getting it daily exercise. Turn off. Turn on. Always on mute. The moving light keeps me company while I soak in the semi silence of most uneventful nights.
My carpet is looking fucking horrible, I’ll hope you have the decency to rent a carpet cleaner with your first check and help clean up this mess you made.
I scrubbed for hours but the cuts just get deeper and I keep wondering what it is I used to put them there in the first place. Oh yeah…
Finally I am realizing that living in a “My Name is Earl” world isn’t so bad. It fact it’s pretty much a dream come true. I am pretty proud of some things that have been pumped out of this little area lately. It means more to make something out of nothing anyways.
I don’t type at a 4/4 beat and I never danced in complete sentences.
Come to think of it, I’m probably not playing with a full deck. | | | | 27 Views | 2 Thumbs Up | 1 Comment | |
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| | new cam pics and contest time | | | | Monday, June 23, 2008 (5:05 PM) | |
Go vote for me (contestant #2) in this zombie/gore modeling contest for this up and coming alt/fetish site:
Just manually type in:
headsickpinups.com
Once you enter the site there is a banner advertising the contest in the top right hand corner.
Click that!
They are using a comment system to tally up the votes and this bitch is about to start gaining on me and I am WAY to prideful to loose this contest so gooooooooo VOTE!
All you have to do is enter in a comment ONCE A DAY, EVERYDAY up until July the 4th.
Wouldn’t that be a hell of an Independence Day surprise for me?
If (and when, hehe) I win I will receive an all expense paid trip out to the HeadSick headquarters in Southern California to shoot several shoots for them, for which I get paid for in addition to having the whole trip itself paid for in full, so this won’t only be awesome for my PR but it will also provide a damn vacation that I have been needing for like a damn year.
Please post a bulletin on your myspace or a blog entry to ask your to help vote for me. | | | | 21 Views | 0 Thumbs Up | 0 Comments | |
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| | win or lose? | | | Sunday, June 22, 2008 (3:41 PM)
(I'm feeling accomplished) | | Yo dudes and dudettes. I haven’t written in awhile. This week and the past say ummmm yeah this whole year has been incredibly emotionally trying for me. My heart has been touched, smashed, caressed, fucked, pissed on, pounded in and now it’s just a cracked and empty shell.
Anymore these days I really just can’t expect people to be REAL. I mean, they say one thing to your face but then do something completely different when you aren’t around. You say this is who you are to me and your actions prove otherwise and it makes me so angry I could fucking stab someone. Why can’t everyone just be real? Maybe they are being real and maybe there are just alternative realities? I sincerely give up on everyone from this day forward.
By the way, I am in this neat little modeling contest for this up and coming zombie/gore alt porn/fetish site. Please go vote for me (contestant #2): http://www.headsickpinups.com/news/?p=146#comments
Click in that link or if it doesn’t work just manually type in:
headsickpinups.com
Once you enter the site there is a banner advertising the contest in the top right hand corner. Click that if you aren’t on the voting page already.
They are using a comment system to tally up the votes and this bitch is about to start gaining on me and I am WAY to prideful to loose an internet popularity contest so gooooooooo VOTE!
All you have to do is enter in a comment ONCE A DAY, EVERYDAY up until July the 4th. So PLEASE bookmark!
Wouldn’t that be a hell of an Independence Day surprise for me?
If (and when, hehe) I win I will receive an all expense paid trip out to the HeadSick headquarters in Southern California to shoot several shoots for them, for which I get paid for in addition to having the whole trip itself paid for in full, so this won’t only be awesome for my PR but it will also provide a damn vacation that I have been needing for like a damn year.
Also, if possible please post a bulletin, blog entry or ask you friends in other ways to help me round up more votes. That would make me a very happy little lamb chop.
Also I wanted to remind everyone that my Sunday member chat is tonight at 10pm CST so make sure you are there in the cam show are of my site at that time so you don’t miss out! www.undressjess.com | | | | 24 Views | 0 Thumbs Up | 0 Comments | |
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| | damn the lists | | | | Wednesday, June 4, 2008 (3:37 PM) | | When I put the cat’s separate food dishes out my kitten always pushes my adult cat out of the way to eat her adult food and my adult cat likes to eat the kitten food. Does anyone know if this will hurt either of them in the long run? I don’t really know what to do about it unless I try to feed them at separate times in the day or something which is kind of a bitch. I like to get them eating out of the way ASAP during the day because the whole time they are eating my crazy dog tries to steal their food because he like cat and kitten food better than dog food. Suggestions?
I just saw a commercial for a lego Indiana Jones VIDIO GAME. Has America’s youth go so fucking lazy that they can’t even sit on their asses ad use their brains and hands to build legos in REALITY anymore?
That’s really a god damned shame. I mean, it’s not like I can’t say much since I am sitting on my ass and watching cartoon network while also typing a blog entry on one of my laptops. We are a technological nation in an ever advancing world.
I think honestly our whole ADD and ADHD epidemic in America is based on how attached we our to our fast paced technology. I mean honestly do kids even use library’s for research and such anymore? I never even crack open a book unless it’s for pleasure. I do most of my learning and research using the internet. Kids are so used to the instant gratification of computers, TV’s, movies, cell phones (which I have pretty much never had), and more. The most I had when I was a kid was one of those awesome Casio Magic Diaries they used to make.
Does anyone remember those? They were pretty much electronic organizers and I fucking loved them. I even collected them. I had like 8 maybe. I had all the major children’s releases with all the games and shit on them as well as some adult pocket organizers. I think those have pretty much given way to palm pilots and other lame shit like that now. A few years ago I found a few of my old Casio diary things and replaced their batteries to disappointedly find that they no longer worked. I have even searched for them on eBay. Man if I could find one even one of the shitty Tiger electronic ones I would be so stoked. I kept all my numbers, lists and shit in them. I even had one that would turn on TVs and VCRs so when I sat in class in elementary school I would always turn on the shit in the middle of class and confuse the hell out of substitute teachers.
Substitute teacher had to think I was insane back them. I mean anytime we had one I would have a field day. Remember those teddy bear backpacks that were in style to carry around like 1995-97? Well I had a shit ton of those too and I would always carry one as a purse. ( I have searched to find these online as well to no avail.) When we had a sub, I would always insist that my purse bear had to have a desk to sit in like the rest of the kids and if they got in my way I would say that they were discriminating against them since they were a bear and not a human. I would raise all kinds of hell until I could get them a desk and seat.
Then when the teachers would ask questions of the class I would raise my hand and say that my bear wanted to answer the question then I would ask the bear what they wanted to say to the class, and wait with no response and tell them to speak up and not to be shy… Basically having a whole conversation with my bear bag and taking up precious class time. Also one thing I remember telling a sub in History class is that god punished white people out of Africa and made them white because god hated them. Hahahhahahaha! I would fucking have to go to the bathroom to crack up at the shit I would do to these assholes. No wonder everyone thought I was a freak and I never had many friends.
So I restarted my Chip-In page for my fundraiser to go back to beauty school. I have already gotten some donations and I am sooooooo thankful to everyone that has contributed so far. If you want to help me please don’t hesitate to do so!
You can go to this page to do so:
http://clubmix1996.chipin.com/back-to-beauty-school
If you want I can offer custom videos for donations over 100 dollars worth, or picture sets if that’s what you prefer. Just suggest to me what you want to do and we’ll discuss itJ
By the way I have a long ass list of things to do today, so I’ll share what my plan are.
1. Sign up for the rest of the domme top sites
2. Sign up for more forums
3. Set up my page to sell my clips and movies individually so if people want to just buy those instead of subscribing for a month to my site they can do so!
4. Update my profiles and photos on my online modeling resume
5. Put my new free streaming cam up on my Free Cam page on my site. (www.Justin.tv/undressjess)
6. Redo my Facebook profile since my last one was deleted.
7. Post a sexy UndressJess Teaser on adult video sites and my Vlog on regular video sites.
I’ll have to do all of this while sitting in public at a damn coffee shop around loser assholes that try to talk to me about whatever they see me doing on the computer. Bah!
I’m watch Archie Bunker. I love him. He reminds me of a white version of my late granddad who I liked to call “PawPaw.” He called ugly fat women “water buffalo’s” and he would scream at people that didn’t know how to drive and called them “shit for brains”. That’s just pure class.
It’s so fucking hot today I am sitting here with the box air conditioner on me on 70 and still sweating my ass off. I am now watching the movie Beloved about that ex slave woman that attempted to kill her two little girls when the slave master came to the north where she had fled to escape him. He was coming to reclaim the children as his property and she would rather see them dead then back in his hands. Well later on down the road like 20 years The mother is still survived with one of the daughter but one died during the attempt, well the dead child comes back from the grave as an adult that has the mind set of a little baby and only knows her name as “beloved” as that was what is etched into her grave.
There is a lot more that goes on other than that but that’s kind of the main happening. This movie used to scare the royal shit out of me when I was little even though I loved it.
I just sewed the ribbons on my new pointe shoes. I don’t know really what I plan to do with them since I don’t have any hard wood floors and not really any room to practice but fuck it I’m going to, I want my ballet calves back. I miss dancing so much in general it’s painful to even think about.
This movie makes me remember how lucky I was to know my great grandparents. My great grandmother was born in 1919 and he name was Mildred Winfrie Pointer. I don’t remember her maiden name but she was the best woman I have ever known. | | | | 40 Views | 0 Thumbs Up | 0 Comments | |
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| | live music and dance! | | | | Saturday, April 19, 2008 (12:12 AM) | | Tomorrow night at 8pm in Evansville IN (@ 1123 first ave.) a really talented and beautiful ensemble of Belly dancers are performing exotically moving routines to LIVE improvisational music at 1123 First Ave. This is an ALL AGES event so if you bring hooch make sure to leave it in your car ;)
I am really excited to be ale to help promote this show as I know the dancers and musician personally and know they are very skilled and excited to putting on this event. Please help by reposting this notice if you are in the Evansville IN area!
Some of the performing musicians are:
Brett Siler, Steve Auten and Jesse Galamore (if I spelled any of their names wrong PLZ let me know!)
It's only 5 bucks to get in to see an evening of unparalleled dance performance along with some kick as music, how much better could it get? Plus, I'll be there dude if you want to chill with the queen b. Ha!
I hope to see you there!
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| | an offer for yoooou! | | | | Thursday, April 17, 2008 (11:04 PM) | |
I have been having a crappy week so I have a special I want to offer you to cheer us both upJ
As you know in the past I have offered month subscriptions to my site (www.undressjess.com) for gifts sent to me from my wish lists:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/KFFVFHVIYSG8/002-8568215-1748819
You can find my other organized lists on the left hand side of the main list! This time around however I am also offering a week membership to www.camwhores.com in addition to the month subscription to MY site, this way you get to see lots of other hot models get down and dirty for FREE!
If you get more than gift or a wish list item that is particularly pricy I of course will give you a subscription for longer than the month to my site but you will still only receive a week to camwhores.com
Now get busy cheering your favorite little lady in the world!
Email me (undressjess@gmail.com) and let me know what item/s you are sending me and also your preferred user and password for my site and as soon as the gift arrives your membership will be set up!
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| | TV and Vegas | | | Tuesday, March 25, 2008 (6:46 PM)
(I'm feeling awake) | | Does anyone else watch that show Journey Man? I flipping love it. I accidentally started watching it when I ran out of Heroes episodes to watch online and now I am addicted. Speaking of Heroes are they going to come back and let us know what happened to Nikki/Jessica or just fucking leave us hanging until next season? I am fucking pissed about the writers strike fucking up my second season of Heroes.
So I Haven’t been writing in awhile. I am a total scatterbrain right now. I can’t stay on task or figure out what I am doing at all. As a matter of fact I might get up in the middle of writing this blog and go for a walk and grab a Ski from the machine down the street. Yeah NOT ON TASK! OFF TASK!
I have a long list of things I need to be doing for myself, my site and well whatever but I can’t seem to get anything on it done. I need assistants or something, I’m too much of a ADD drunk to figure out schedules and lists. Who wants to volunteer?
As if you didn’t know yet I have a 24/7 live cam now available to anyone… It’s free and it’s also on my site of course but you won’t see me naked on this one so don’t even ask. It’s a streaming cam and has sound… www.justin.tv/undressjess
Check it and wreck it.
OH YEAH. I am going to Vegas on Thursday, I will probably be there for a week… If anyone ants to collaborate, photograph me, or just meet email me about it and let’s do it! Undressjess@gmail.com
Also I know this is the most interesting thing ever but I organized my wish list into different sections. You can see the different sections on the left. Go buy me stuff, I find it very entertaining to receive loads of gifts in the mail every day. It’s refreshingJ
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/KFFVFHVIYSG8
Alright I am off to join some more freaking top sites and get ready for the trip by cleaning my house and shit.
1. Girls, do you wear the same basic make-up everyday or do you switch it up? What’s your MUST HAVE products?
2. Men, would you date a girl that has my job. Why or why not?
3. What’s your favorite pop flavor? I am about to run and get a yummy diet Ski. | | | | 57 Views | 0 Thumbs Up | 0 Comments | |
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