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| | LIST OF UNUSUAL HOLIDAYS - August - December >: ) | | | | Sunday, December 6, 2009 (12:27 PM) | | LIST OF UNUSUAL HOLIDAYS - part 2
August
August is National Catfish Month, National Golf Month, National Eye Exam Month, National Water Quality Month, Romance Awareness Month, Peach Month, and Foot Health Month.
1.Friendship Day, National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
2.National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
3.National Watermelon Day
4.Twins Day Festival
5.National Mustard Day
6.Wiggle Your Toes Day
7.Sea Serpent Day
8.Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
9.National Polka Festival
10.Lazy Day
11.Presidential Joke Day
12.Middle Child's Day
13.Blame Someone Else Day
14.National Creamsicle Day
15.National Relaxation Day, National Failures Day
16.Bratwurst Festival
17.National Thriftshop Day
18.Bad Poetry Day
19.Potato Day
20.National Radio Day
21.National Spumoni Day
22.Be An Angel Day
23.National Spongecake Day
24.Knife Day
25.Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
26.National Cherry Popsicle Day
27.Petroleum Day
28.World Sauntering Day
29.More Herbs, Less Salt Day
30.National Toasted Marshmallow Day
31.National Trail Mix Day
September
September is Self-Improvement Month, Be Kind to Editors and Writers Month, International Square Dance Month, Cable TV Month, National Bed Check Month, National Chicken Month, National Courtesy Month, National Honey Month, National Mind Mapping Month, National Piano Month, National Rice Month, National Papaya Month, and Classical Music Month? Whew! If that isn't enough here are some other things you can celebrate in September if your family is looking for something to do when they're bored (I didn't make these up!):
1.Emma M. Nuitt Day
2.National Beheading Day
3.Skyscraper Day
4.Newspaper Carrier Day
5.Be Late for Something Day
6.Fight Procrastination Day
7.Neither Rain nor Snow Day
8.National Date Nut Bread Day, National Pardon Day
9.Teddy Bear Day
10.Swap Ideas Day
11.No News is Good News Day
12.National Pet Memorial Day, National Chocolate Milkshake Day
13.Defy Superstition Day
14.National Cream-filled Doughnut Day
15.Felt Hat Day
16.Stay away from Seattle Day, Collect Rocks Day
17.National Apple Dumpling Day
18.National Play-doh Day
19.National Butterscotch Pudding Day
20.National Punch Day
21.World Gratitude Day
22.Hobbit Day, Dear Diary Day
23.Checkers Day, Dogs in Politics Day
24.National Comic Book Day
25.National Good Neighbor Day, National Pancake Day
26.Crush a Can Day
27.Ask a Stupid Question Day
28.Poisoned Blackberries Day
29.National Mud Pack Day
October
October is Adopt-A-Dog Month, Computer Learning Month, National Apple Jack Month, National Car Care Month, National Clock Month, National Cosmetology Month, National Dessert Month, National Pickled Pepper Month, National Popcorn Poppin' Month, National Pretzel Month, National Sarcastics Month, National Seafood Month, National Kitchen and Bath Month, and Vegetarian Awareness Month.
1.World Vegetarian Day, Magic Circles Day
2.Name Your Car Day
3.Virus Appreciation Day
4.National Golf Day
5.National Storytelling Festival
6.German-American Day, Come Take It Day
7.National Frappe Day
8.American Tag Day
9.Moldy Cheese Day
10.National Angel Food Cake Day
11.It's My Party Day
12.International Moment of Frustration Scream Day
13.National Peanut Butter Festival
14.Be Bald and Free Day, National Dessert Day
15.White Cane Safety Day
16.Dictionary Day
17.Gaudy Day
18.No Beard Day
19.Evaluate Your Life Day
20.National Brandied Fruit Day
21.Babbling Day
22.National Nut Day
23.National Mole Day
24.National Bologna Day
25.Punk for a Day Day
26.Mule Day
27.Sylvia Plath Day
28.Plush Animal Lover's Day, National Chocolate Day
29.Hermit Day
30.National Candy Corn Day
31.National Magic Day, Increase Your Psychic Powers Day
November
November is International Drum Month, Peanut Butter Lover's Month, and Slaughter Month.
1.Plan Your Epitaph Day
2.National Deviled Egg Day
3.Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
4.Waiting For The Barbarians Day
5.Gunpowder Day
6.Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
7.National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
8.Dunce Day
9.Chaos Never Dies Day
10.Forget-Me-Not Day
11.Air Day
12.National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
13.National Indian Pudding Day
14.Operation Room Nurse Day
15.National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
16.Button Day
17.Take A Hike Day
18.Occult Day
19.Have A Bad Day Day
20.Absurdity Day
21.World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
22.Start Your Own Country Day
23.National Cashew Day
24.Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
25.National Parfait Day
26.Shopping Reminder Day
27.Pins And Needles Day
28.Make Your Own Head Day
29.Square Dance Day
30.Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
December
December is Hi Neighbor Month, National Stress Free Family Holiday Month, Bingo's Birthday Month, and Read A New Book Month.
1.National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
2.National Fritters Day
3.National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
4.Wear Brown Shoes Day
5.National Sacher Torte Day
6.National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
7.National Cotton Candy Day
8.Take It In The Ear Day
9.National Pastry Day
10.Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
11.National Noodle Ring Day
12.National Ding-A-Ling Day
13.Ice Cream and Violins Day
14.National Bouillabaisse Day
15.National Lemon Cupcake Day
16.National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
17.Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
18.National Roast Suckling Pig Day
19.Oatmeal Muffin Day
20.Games Day
21.Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
22.National Date-Nut Bread Day
23.Roots Day
24.National Egg Nog Day
25.National Pumpkin Pie Day
26.National Whiners Day
27.National Fruitcake Day
28.Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
29.Pepper Pot Day
30.Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
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| | as promised - here's the LIST OF UNUSUAL HOLIDAYS - January - July | | | | Sunday, December 6, 2009 (12:24 PM) | |
...also - THE REDNECK MOVIE is uploaded - and encoding now. >: ) We'll be sure and let you know when it's ready fer y'all to view....
LIST OF UNUSUAL HOLIDAYS
January
January is National Careers in Cosmetology Month, National Eye Health Care Month, National Fiber Focus Month, National Hobby Month, National Soup Month, Hot Tea Month, Oatmeal Month, Prune Breakfast Month
1.First Foot Day and Z Day (Z Day is a holiday that can be celebrated by letting all those poor unfortunate people with names that start with Z be first in line.)
2.Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
3.Festival of Sleep Day
4.Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
5.Bird Day
6.Bean Day
7.Old Rock Day
8.National Joy Germ Day and Man Watcher's Day
9.Play God Day
10.Peculiar People Day
11.National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
12.Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
13.Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
14.National Dress Up Your Pet Day
15.Hat Day
16.Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
17.Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
18.Winnie the Pooh Day
19.National Popcorn Day
20.National Butter crunch Day
21.National Hugging Day
22.National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day
23.National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
24.Eskimo Pie Patent Day
25.Opposite Day
26.Australia Day
27.Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day (This holiday commemorates Mr. Thomas Crapper, the man who--as the name may suggest--invented the flush toilet.)
28.National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day
29.National Corn chip Day
30.Escape Day
31.National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day
February
February is National Blah Buster Month, National Embroidery Month, National Grapefruit Month, National Snack Food Month, National Weddings Month, Responsible Pet Owner Month, Return Carts to the Supermarket Month, Creative Romance Month, International Twit Award Month, Canned Food Month.
1.Serpent Day
2.Purification Day
3.Cordova Ice Worm Day
4.Create A Vacuum Day
5.Disaster Day
6.Lame Duck Day
7.Charles Dickens Day
8.Kite Flying Day
9.Toothache Day
10.Umbrella Day
11.White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
12.National Plum Pudding Day
13.Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
14.Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
15.National Gum Drop Day
16.Do A Grouch A Favor Day
17.Champion Crab Races Day
18.National Battery Day
19.National Chocolate Mint Day
20.Hoodie Hoo Day (At high noon everyone yells "Hoodie-Hoo" to chase away winter and make way for spring.)
21.Card Reading Day
22.Be Humble Day
23.International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
24.National Tortilla Chip Day
25.Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
26.National Pistachio Day
27.International Polar Bear Day
28.Public Sleeping Day
29.National Surf and Turf Day
March
March is Foot Health Month, Humorists Are Artist Month, National Furniture Refinishing Month, National Frozen Food Month, National Noodle Month, and National Peanut Month
1.National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
2.Old Stuff Day
3.I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day (Today President Hoover signed a bill making the Star Spangled Banner our national anthem. Celebrate by singing as much as you can remember with some friends.)
4.Holy Experiment Day
5.Multiple Personalities Day
6.National Frozen Food Day
7.National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
8.Be Nasty Day
9.Panic Day
10.Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
11.Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
12.Alfred Hitchcock Day, Plant a Flower Day
13.Jewel Day
14.National Potato Chip Day
15.Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
16.Everything You Do Is Right Day
17.Submarine Day
18.Supreme Sacrifice Day
19.Poultry Day
20.Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
21.Fragrance Day
22.National Goof-off Day
23.National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
24.National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
25.Pecan Day and Waffle Day
26.Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
27.National "Joe" Day (Do you hate your name? Everyone who hates their name has a right on this day to have everyone they know call them Joe.)
28.Something On A Stick Day
29.Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
30.I Am In Control Day
31.Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day
April
April is International Guitar Month, Keep America Beautiful Month, National Anxiety Month, National Humor Month, National Welding Month, National Garden Month, and Uh-Huh Month .
1.One Cent Day
2.National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
3.Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
4.Tell-A-Lie Day
5.Go For Broke Day
6.Sorry Charlie Day (Sorry Charlie Day honors those who have been rejected and lived through it.)
7.No Housework Day
8.All Is Ours Day
9.Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
10.Golfers Day
11.Eight-Track Tape Day
12.Look Up At The Sky Day
13.Blame Somebody Else Day
14.National Pecan Day
15.Rubber Eraser Day
16.National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
17.National Cheeseball Day
18.International Jugglers Day
19.Garlic Day
20.Look Alike Day
21.Kindergarten Day
22.National Jelly Bean Day
23.Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
24.National Pigs In A Blanket Day
25.National Zucchini Bread Day
26.Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
27.Tell A Story Day
28.Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
29.National Shrimp Scampi Day
30.National Honesty Day
May
May is Better Sleep Month, National Good Car Care Month, National Photo Month, National Salad Month, National Egg Month, National Barbecue Month, Revise Your Work Schedule Month, Date Your Mate Month, National Hamburger Month, and Fungal Infection Awareness Month
1.Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
2.Fire Day
3.Lumpy Rug Day
4.National Candied Orange Peel Day
5.National Hoagie Day
6.National Beverage Day
7.International Tuba Day, Pate Up Day, National Roast Leg of Lamb Day
8.No Socks Day, Have a Coke Day
9.Lost Sock Memorial Day
10.Clean Up Your Room Day
11.Eat what You Want Day, Twilight Zone Day
12.Limerick Day
13.Leprechaun Day
14.National Dance Like a Chicken Day (Do chickens dance??)
15.National Chocolate Chip Day
16.Wear Purple for Peace Day
17.Pack Rat Day
18.International Museum Day, Visit Your Relatives Day
19.Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
20.Eliza Doolittle Day
21.National Memo Day, National Waitress/Waiters Day
22.Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
23.Penny Day
24.National Escargot Day
25.National Tap Dance Day
26.Grey Day
27.Body Painting Arts Festival
28.National Hamburger Day
29.End of the Middle Ages Day
30.My Bucket's Got A Hole Day
31.National Macroon Day
June
June is Adopt-A-Shelter-Cat Month, American Rivers Month, Cancer In The Sun Month, Dairy Month, Turkey Lover's Month, National Accordian Awareness Month, National Fresh Fruit and Vegetable Month, National Ice Tea Month, National Papaya Month, National Pest Control Month, National Rose Month, Fight The Filthy Fly Month, and Zoo and Aquarium Month.
1.Dare Day
2.National Rocky Road Day
3.Repeat Day
4.Old Maid's Day
5.Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
6.Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
7.National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
8.Name Your Poison Day
9.Donald Duck Day
10.National Yo-Yo Day
11.National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
12.Machine Day
13.National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
14.Pop Goes The Weasel Day
15.Smile Power Day
16.National Hollerin' Contest Day
17.Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
18.International Panic Day
19.World Sauntering Day
20.Ice Cream Soda Day
21.Cuckoo Warning Day (BEWARE! It will be a wet summer if the sound of the cuckoo is heard today)
22.National Chocolate Eclair Day
23.National Pink Day
24.Museum Comes To Life Day
25.Log Cabin Day
26.National Chocolate Pudding Day
27.National Columnists Day
28.Paul Bunyan Day
29.Camera Day
30.Meteor Day
July
July is National Baked Beams Month, National Ice Cream Month, National Tennis Month, Read an Almanac Month, Anti-Boredom Month, and Hitchhiking Month.
1.Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day, Build a Scarecrow Day
2.Visitation of the Virgin Mary Day
3.Stay out of the Sun Day, Compliment your Mirror Day
4.National Country Music Day, Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day
5.Workaholics Day
6.National Fried Chicken Day
7.National Strawberry Sunday Day
8.Video Games Day
9.National Sugar Cookie Day
10.Clerihew Day
11.National Cheer Up the Lonely Day
12.National Pecan Pie Day
13.Fool's Paradise Day
14.National Nude Day
15.National Tapioca Pudding Day, Respect Canada Day
16.International Juggling Day
17.National Peach Ice Cream Day
18.National Ice Cream Day, National Caviar Day
19.Flitch Day (An old custom from yesteryear developed into the holiday of Flitch Day. Bacon was given to any married couple who could prove they had lived in harmony and fidelity for one year. Very few "took home the bacon.")
20.Ugly Truck Contest Day
21.National Tug-of-War Tournament Day
22.Rat catcher's Day
23.National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
24.Amelia Earhart Day
25.Threading the Needle Day
26.All or Nothing Day
27.Take your Pants for a Walk Day
28.National Milk Chocolate Day
29.Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
30.National Cheesecake Day
31.Parent's Day
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| | SOMETHING YOU MAY NOT HAVE HEARD YET..... ( so it's time you did !!! ) | | | | Tuesday, December 1, 2009 (12:35 PM) | | !!! - THIS SATURDAY NIGHT THE ASYLUM UNLOCKS THE VAULT - !!!
- With all that we do to prepare segments, information and games - sometimes the shows run a little long and we are forced to shelve some of the segment ideas, slideshows, gameshows and bits for "another time" - WELL THAT TIME IS NOW - and that day HAS COME !!!
- Join MrVoice and Synful for a journey into the ASYLUM VAULT as we bring out some of the material we prepared especially for YOU but simply ran short of time during our broadcast - We have spent several hours going thru each show folder and have found HIDDEN TREASURES that are just too good to stay buried - everything from games to trivia and info segments that are coming out of THE VAULT and finally getting their day in the sun !!! - PLUS - WE HAVE ALL NEW CONTENT you're not going to want to miss - take a look....
- JUST A PEEK AT WHAT WE HAVE PLANNED FOR YOU THIS SATURDAY NIGHT : =====================================================================
- MOST RIDICULOUS HOLIDAYS
That's right - You are NEVER going to BELIEVE what people actually celebrate on a regular basis - not to mention the rituals behind the gatherings of madness....
- FUNNY LAWS (PART 2)
One of our favorite segments that was cut short due to hysterical drunk laughter - I think we made it through about 5 states... we still have 45 left to go !!!
- WOODSTOCK SCRAMBLE
We have mixed up the names of some of the greatest artists of the 60's and 70's and challenge you to be the fastest to unscramble their names for bragging rights and win a custom Asylum Graphic Banner !!!
- ASYLUM NEWS NETWORK
Synful returns with an Asylum favorite after a few hours of sipping on the finest grape-juice ever made - and we run her through some of the silliest, wackiest, and most ridiculous REAL news stories in the headlines today!!!
- THATS JUST WRONG
MrVoices 26th collection of everything WRONG in the world of Internet pictures and funniest graphics ever to be posted to various websites everywhere - along with commentary and laughter!!!
- VIRAL VIDEO OF THE WEEK
Sometimes you find videos you just GOTTA share with your friends - Synful is busy scouring the world wide web for those "special videos" that are SURE to make your FAVORITES list !!!
- LEFTOVER RECIPES BEST / WORST
It's only fitting during a LEFTOVERS show that we bring you some of the worlds finest and most foul left-over food creations ever !!!
- REDNECK MOVIE
Hyuck Hyuck Harr Harr Herr Haw Haw... y'all dun gest fer shore own thes wun... we iz fixin tah be wachin a reel NEE-SLAPER of a moovin peekchur own tha COM-pyooter... y'all gown lye-kit sumfin FEERSE !!!
- THE TOS GAMESHOW
Let's see if our contestants can tell the difference between an OPINION, a FACT, and a LIE in an all-new exciting competition of common sense -versus- absolute horse-doody !!! >: )
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ALL THAT AND MORE PLANNED FOR THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AT 10pm EST IN THE ASYLUM'S "VAULT UNLOCKED" SPECTACULAR - SO GET YOUR STRAIT-JACKETS ON AND GET READY FOR ALL THE INSANITY THAT AWAITS YOU !!!!
( ...but MrVoice, what about all of "those we don't speak of" and thier plans to "destroy" your show??? )
....OH, You mean these guys...
Yeah - I'm SHIVERING in absolute terror I tell ya... Look at me shaking...
((quake quake gasp pant huff gasp)) - nuff said !
LOVE TO ALL THE ASYLUM INMATES and our extended ONLINE FAMILY !!!
We will see you all this SATURDAY NIGHT for the IDIOT-FREE CELEBRATION - in The ASYLUM !!!
( ...we're too busy having FUN - to waste time talking smack!!! )
~MrVoice and Synful~
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| | Let's clear up a few things about the word "PARODY" for the sake of argument... | | | | Sunday, November 29, 2009 (10:35 AM) | |
Look you will be hard pressed to find a bigger fan and supporter of parody than Me - I subscribed to MAD and CRACKED magazines since I was in Elementary School - I'm a HUGE SNL fan for decades, I subscribe to Sirius Radio for Howard Stern, I was a morning show intern for WSHE fm, I'm a 15 yr Dr. Demento addict -and- I've gone to 3 Weird Al Concerts... (lmao)
...but there is a HUGE difference between PARODY and posting false police documentation - giving out private information such as peoples phone numbers, legal names, addresses, work numbers, and making constant harassing phone calls while airing them without permission along with a laundry list of ACTUAL OFFENSES commited by the people who were banned - and EVERYONE knows it - including them...
Do you think Howard Stern plays any of those crank phone calls without permission..??? - Because I know for a fact that he doesn't...
Do you think that SNL could give out a persons home phone number during a public tv sketch..??? - Because they can't...
Do you think that MAD Magazine could print someones true home address in a cartoon that openly and falsley accused someone of crimes like pedophilia..?? - Because they can't....
Do you think Weird Al just write a song filled with hateful slanderous lies about a person he portrays in a song and put it out on records and videos without getting sued... Because he can't...
Don't for ONE SECOND let the crying minority of angry biased rule-breaking and documented offenders come running to you and try and get you to buy the word PARODY as an excuse - because what they have done to BobbyT, EAJayman, as well as Myself and Cindy and MANY others on this website is a criminal offense - NOT PARODY - and it only goes to further illustrate that they do not and can not understand ANYTHING of which they are selling to the people of this website as an excuse to behave like a lawless immature piece of shit...
Before you go buying tainted speeches and excuses laced with misdirection and cries of foul ball - take a minute to think for yourself and review ALL THE INFORMATION about what has been done rather than reacting to a moment of tirade by an angry and undisciplined overgrown child whose sole purpose in a community such as this is to further spread hate, misery, dissention, aggravation, problems, lies, deception, and preach bull$hit with every word they speak....
Don't feel sorry or defend people who brought ALL OF THESE problems on THEMSELVES with their actions which are well documented...
and DON'T try and sell us this kind of direct and offensive criminal activity under the flag of "parody" - because it couldn't be further from the truth... anyone who pays attention to whats been put out there can see that plain as day on SEVERAL occasions...
THESE are not rumors - they are FACTS - my information made the rounds as well, people have called my house as recently as last night with harassment and horse$hit that has NOTHING to do with me... so PLEASE don't try and sell me a defense like "PARODY" when THE TRUTH and REALITY is so readily available.
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| | SOMETHING FUNNY FOR YOU..... ha ha ha ha | | | | Saturday, November 28, 2009 (5:42 AM) | | 25 SIGNS THAT YOU'RE GETTING OLDER
- see ya tonight at the party... IN THE ASYLUM !!!
10pmEST - 7pmPST
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| | AWW WHY NOT... IT ARE MAH BERFDAY.... >: ) GOOD MORNING FRIENDS !!! | | | | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 (7:02 AM) | |
IT'S MAH BERFDAY - and THANK YOU all so much for the gifts, words, emails, and bulletins !! - What a wonderful thing to wake -up to !!
We will be online for some of the day (from work - lol) - but tonight we will be dining together in one of our favorite local Italian places to celebrate our evening.
Don't forget - Buckfoy and The Dunk Tank Clowns are OFF tonight for the holidays as well but will return next week...
AND JUST INCASE we dont catch all of you before tomorrow - EVERYONE have a very Happy and Loving Thanksgiving Day, as my buddy REID said - Take some time off line and enjoy your friends and family !!
WE JUST WANT TO TELL YOU that THIS WEEKEND'S ASYLUM SHOW is going to be an off-the-chain BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION party for ADULTS ONLY as we go 18+ this week with a special show for MrVoice and several LV FRIENDS that you don't want to miss!!!
GOOFY STUFF, COMEDY, GAMES, MUSIC and MADNESS in pure ASYLUM style fun with good friends, great conversation, and non-stop laughs !!!
We'd also like to welcome back Greg Lions to LiveVideo, glad to see things have been worked out. Love him or hate him - people just can't stop talking about him - and this place just wouldn't be the same without him.
Enjoy the rest of your day my friends!!
Much Love,
~MrVoice & Synful~
Hatchetman Donation Video
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| | THE CHOICE IS YOURS LIVEVIDEO - WE'LL FIND OUT TOMORROW NIGHT.... | | | | Saturday, November 21, 2009 (4:43 AM) | | !!! - TOMORROW NIGHT - GIBLET LIVES OR DIES BY YOUR VOTE - !!!
YOU MUST TUNE INTO THE SHARK SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT AND CAST YOUR VOTE TO SEND GIBLET TO THE CHOPPING BLOCK !!!
ALSO JOIN THE SHARK FOR A LOOK THROUGH HIS THANKSGIVING FAMILY PHOTO ALBUM...
AND THE ASYLUM BRINGS YOU OVER 40 NEW "SPECIAL" LIVEVIDEO GIFTS THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS...
THE DAWNIE SHOW @ 6pmEST
THE SHARK SHOW @ 7pmEST
THE LOU BAWLZ SHOW @ 8pmEST
THE ASYLUM - "THANKSGIVING EXPOSED" SPECIAL @ 10pmEST
4 MUST SEE SHOWS - BACK TO BACK FOR OVER 7 HOURS OF MUSIC, LAUGHS, AND ENTERTAINMENT....
!!! THE WEEKEND ALLIANCE RADIO - ALL OF THE FUN - NONE OF THE BULLSHEET !!!
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| | !! This IMPORTANT INFORMATION may very well SAVE YOUR HOLIDAY - read more !! | | | | Thursday, November 19, 2009 (1:03 PM) | | !!! - THE TOP 11 REASONS NEVER TO INVITE A SHARK FOR THANKSGIVING - !!!
(by MrVoice)
NOW -I know your saying to yourself - "BUT VOICE, didn't you JUST invite a SHARK over for a DISNEY WORLD road trip???"
...and Yes I did, however there were PLENTY of exits located all around the park - AND I always surrounded myself with plenty of people incase I had to throw someone in his path at any given moment...
THANKSGIVING DINNER is another beast all together my friends...
HERE ARE JUST A FEW REASONS why you should NEVER invite a SHARK over for a Thanksgiving feast with your family... (please take notes - there will be a test) >: )
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1) YOU JUST KNOW HE'S GOING TO PARK THAT RIDICULOUS VEHICLE IN CLEAR VIEW OF YOUR NEIGHBORS...
I'm not sure how much he bought that thing for from Fred Sandford -but now it stinks of suntan lotion and beer and the tail-pipe is ALWAYS leaking blood....
2) THAT BREATH.....!!!!
Ughh, every single syllable that eminates it's way across the dinner table carries with it the foul stench of dried sardines, octopus feet, scuba diver entrails, and tuna...... WOOF!! (plugs nose)
3) EVERYTIME HE TRIES TO DRINK FROM THE TOILET HE FALLS IN.....
It never fails after a short trip to the bathroom - 15 mins later we hear the muffled and garbled cries of.. " HELbblgbgblee.... HEGGLEPbble...." only to find Sharky with his head halway out of our POO-SEAT !!!
4) HE'S GOING TO TELL US ALL ABOUT THE FAILED COMIC BOOK DEAL WITH MARVEL.... AGAIN......
...and how he had the BEST idea for a comic villain named "The Shark" who could terrorize the population with EXPLOSIVE FLATULENT GAS - but they stole his idea and screwed him out of his fortune....
5) EVERYTIME HE GETS NEAR THE WOMEN, THE SUSHI JOKES NEVER EVER STOP.....
...it's a non-stop barrage of underwater pick-up lines about "Oh I'd love to eat you with Wasabi" and "I don't even need rice for your Sashimi baby"....
6) HE NEVER LEAVES ANY SEAL FOR ANYONE ELSE AT THE TABLE....
Yes he does have social skills folks, but when the seal hits the table - the manners go out the window....
7) HE WILL INSIST THE WHOLE FAMILY RE-ENACT THE FINALE OF "GREASE"....
Strange traditions continue and never die out with Shark, and IF WE DONT do the Grease number (complete with costumes) after coffee is served - he always threatens to eat the family cat....
8) THE OLD GIRLFRIEND STORY.... (you know, the one who lives in Atlantis...)
When the Pina Coladas start adding up, we all have to sit through the "I wonder what she's doing right now" stories of the EX-Gillfriend named "Jenna Tail" and how Sharkey goes searching through his pockets for her number - only to find this picture....
9) HE ALWAYS JUMPS IN THE AQUARIUM AND THINKS ITS FUNNY....
Yep, like clockwork he sees the fish light come on at feeding time and always tries to get a quick laugh by jumping in the tank untill all the squid INK themselves and you can't see through the glass anymore...
10) THE SAYING OF GRACE ALWAYS BECOMES ABOUT KING NEPTUNE.....
Even if we pick someone else to say grace before the meal - Sharkey likes to ADD his version of the 30 minute fable about the Great King of Atlantis and the story of how Thanksgiving marks the begining of the "Journey of the Christmas Snail"...
11) THE ARGUMENT ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT HE WAS THE WINNER OF THE TOUR DE FRANCE IN 1994.....
If someone so much as MENTIONS a sport...OUT COMES the old argument from 15 years ago - and the play by play of how he was ahead of the pack by at LEAST 25 minutes... then he takes out a picture of Lance Armstrong and pees on it in front of Grandma....
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YES MY FRIENDS -there you have it... just a FEW reasons why it's tough to have a SHARK in the family....
(but ya know what...?)
Having family - is a reason in itself to be thankful... and Cindy and I are happy to have made SO MANY new friends here on LiveVideo - and look forward to another incredible year filled with laughs and memories to talk about for years to come...
AS FOR SHARKEY.... he has been with us through thick and thin, our ups and downs, good times and bad, and we wouldn't trade him in for ANYTHING THE WORLD!!!
Friends like Shark, DAWNIE and Lou Bawlz - as well as dozens of other friends we have known and loved since doing our online show for the past 2 years - are a true blessing in our lives - and part of what makes them "so crazy" is the what makes them such a perfect match to us as family... LOVE TO YOU ALL !!!
This THANKSGIVING - WE ARE THANKFUL to know you all and be a part of your lives...
See ya all Saturday night - IN THE ASYLUM !!! (where "CRAZY" runs in our family!!!)
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