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| | 101 Ways to Die | | | Thursday, November 19, 2009 (6:16 AM)
(I'm feeling mischievous) | | Here ya go check it out 101 ways to die..........
1) Getting shot in the head
2) Drowning in a puddle
3) Getting your head cut off while watching the movie Seven
4) Being swallowed up by fire
5) Being swallowed up by your Algebra II Teacher
6) Car wreck with an ambulance
7) Car wreck with a parked car
8) Getting stabbed in a shoot-out
9) Electrocuted while listening to Cher
10) Long, rusty nail being driven into your skull
11) Long, rusty nail being driven into your ass
12) Syrup being poured all over you and then ants suddenly appearing out of nowhere and eating you alive
13) Unsuccessful lobodomy via the anal cavity
14) As an AOL user, then again you're probably better off!
15) Being run over by a bulldozer that's clearing the wreckage from the demolished building you were trapped in.
16) Being run over by a bulldozer after surviving a fall off a bridge above a construction site.
17) Young
18) Stupid
19) With your pants down
20) Old
21) With your boots on.
22) With your boots off
23) Being killed by bees with a taste for blood
24) In a fire in a fire station
25) A million paper cuts in a salt mine
26) In a country run by Bill Clinton
27) At that time right after you get out of bed that you just get fully awake. Right then.
28) Slowly
29) From starvation
30) Listening to polka
31) Listening to country
32) Being buried alive, and then, ya know, dying
33) Before you have your first orgasm
34) Accidental mummification
35) Someone cutting you in half with a really dull knife
36) One word: Ebola
37) Getting sat on by some fat lady
38) Getting kicked in the balls, really hard!
39) With amnesia
40) Eyestrain
41) Being electrocuted
42) Being shot . . . with a BB
43) Food poisoning
44) Laughing so hard you just EXPLODE
45) Sweating to death
46) Reading the 101 Worst Ways To Die till your eyes bleed
47) Drug overdose
48) Milk overdose
49) Going for the world's record longest fingernails then right before they get long enough, being stabbed with them
50) One word: Aliens
51) Two words: Government cover-up
52) Getting shredded by a malfunctioning shredder
53) Dying from a heart attack after looking at a picture of Janet Reno in a bathing suit. Again, probably better off...
54) In fear
55) Having a piano dropped on your head
56) Drive-by
57) Being eaten alive by rabbits
58) Mad Cow Disease
59) As a slave
60) As an Angelfire member and not a Geocities member
61) With no one to carry on your name
62) The voices inside your head make you kill yourself
63) Die of rabies after having the option of casteration
64) Not being able to find your car keys
65) Losing homeostasis
66) You know that spot on your back that you JUST can't reach?
67) Being around when the sun goes Nova
68) Lightning
69) Nuclear meltdown
70) Hiroshima
71) Severe depression
72) Being eaten alive by an American Bald Eagle
73) Chronic lack of sleep
74) On the moon
75) Stuck in a bag of syrofoam
76) Kidney failure
77) Getting Play-Doh stuck in your windpipe
78) During the middle of the season finale of Friends
79) Being ripped to shreds by your floppy drive
80) Two words: Flying Cows
81) Falling into a Volcano
82) Getting your little toe chopped off and then bleeding to death
83) Right when you're born
84) Catching on fire after staying out in sun too long
85) Not rematerializing correctly after being "beamed up"
86) Falling down stairs from 3 billion steps up
87) Having a tree fall on you
88) At about 5000 feet when you realize your parachute is stuck
89) Really tight jeans
90) Jell-O
91) Not being able to find Waldo
92) Being thrown off a roller coaster
93) Being thrown in front of a roller coaster
94) Swallowing a pillow while asleep
95) WWII
96) Freak bicycling accident
97) Falling off a cliff
98) Getting hit by the laser from your brand new CD Player
99) Right after you're married
100) Unsuccessful wisdom teeth removal
101) After miscalculating the needed length for the bungee cord you're about to use | | | 22 Views | 0  Thumbs Up | 1 Comment |  |
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| | There is Such a Thing as too much Coincidence | | | Monday, July 13, 2009 (4:57 AM)
(I'm feeling annoyed) | | Have a history teacher explain this...if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights .
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson,
who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. | | | | 42 Views | 2 Thumbs Up | 1 Comment | |
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| | Lady Char | | | | Saturday, March 7, 2009 (1:26 PM) | | Lady Char was one of the best friends I had on another website not so long ago that so many wonderful people were a part. I miss Live Digital and many of the friends I made there. Charmaine passed away on Saturday February 28, 2009. I will miss her tremendously.
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| | Hell isn't enough Fury | | | | Wednesday, February 4, 2009 (6:04 PM) | |
EDITED: I will state this post in a concise way; less radical, angry, and bias in tone.
I hope whoever is responsible for this little girl's death pay's the ultimate price! | | | | 31 Views | 0 Thumbs Up | 0 Comments | |
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| | President | | | Wednesday, November 5, 2008 (5:23 AM)
(I'm feeling ecstatic) | | CONGRADUALATIONS BARACK OBAMA!!! AWESOME!
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| | An Essay | | | Saturday, September 6, 2008 (1:56 PM)
(I'm feeling complacent) | | This is possibly one of the best essay's I have read in awhile. Hope a few kick back and read it.
"What the crowd requires is mediocrity of the highest order."
Auguste Pr™ault
Essay: "What the crowd requires is mediocrity of the highest order."
Mediocrity - the word conjures up images of the ordinary and the average. It is often associated with the lowest common denominator; it is the level at which all may safely attain. Pr™ault also believes that it is what the crowd demands from its members. But believing in Pr™ault's adage is a dangerous thing to do; it denies humans can attain anything higher than themselves, and it allows one to always maintain society's status quo.
To believe people expect the average, even to the point of punishing those who exceed beyond it, is to ignore half of the story. If this were true, then music, poetry, painting and sculpture would never have been developed. Advances in science and mathematics, as well as the progression of thought in philosophic disciplines would never have occurred. These represent the highest that human beings can attain. They certainly do not represent the mediocrity of the masses.
For example, if the masses did demand the ordinary, then how does one account for the grace of a performance of "Swan Lake," or the soul wrenching sounds of Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata," or the music in the words of a poem by William Wordsworth. Dante's words of passion for Beatrice were not mediocre; neither are the swirled strokes of Van Gough's "Starry Night." All the beauty that these people and their works represent is anything but mediocre; instead, they are symbols of the highest human intellect can attain.
One may say, however, that these were extraordinary people, whose talents transcended the crowds. They were beyond the reach of the masses. In fact, they were regarded as strangers to the society of man - Beethoven's company was shunned, Van Gough had a reputation for being an exceedingly nasty man, and Wordsworth was regarded as if a leper in polite society. Therefore, it would seem as if the masses, in retaliation for the sin of breaking their code of mediocrity, punished the wrongdoers by excluding them.
Yet these very same crowds read their words, listened to their music, absorbed their paintings. The very act of enjoying that which defies mediocrity allows one to transcend it as well. Also, not all who went beyond the ordinary were punished for their crimes - Victor Hugo was so beloved by the French people for his novels and essays that they crowded the streets around his apartment when he died, and refused to leave for four days. He certainly did not represent the average - one need only to pick up a copy of Les Mis™rables to understand that.
To put faith in Pr™ault's adage is to ignore those who represent something higher. It is an act which denies a human being the recognition of something higher than itself. It also allows one to preserve the status quo of society. Totalitarian rulers play on the notion of mediocrity when they force their citizens to come down to the lowest common denominator. To believe that they are merely enforcing the crowd's requirement of mediocrity is to belie the notions of justice and humanity. Humans, by their very definition, are beyond mediocrity. We can reason, we can feel, we can experience beauty. All of these actions are not mediocre - they are extraordinary. The artists, poets and thinkers we love only represent the highest of what we are all capable of attaining. And that proves Pr™ault's doctrine false - humans can never be mediocre.
©Harry C. Case
Scholarship Essay
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| | Candy Sex | | | Tuesday, August 26, 2008 (2:32 PM)
(I'm feeling amused) | |
One bright and glorious day in the Shire, Ms. Hersheybar strolled.
Behold yon Squire lurking about to spy the succulent Sue.
“Come hither,” motions Ms. Hershey, and in a hurry he glides.
“Something to show me?” grin’s Mr. Henry Goodbar with a hopeful smirk.
“Right over here,” she smiles “within the powerhouse you’ll be the first.”
Away goes the binds of packaging…their cares to the wind
Manhood in hand a real butterfinger.
Ms. Hershey smiled and o’er she did bend.
Her milkshake quivered and his butterfinger roared.
Spawn a baby named Ruth, they both adored.
The legend reads simple and is ironic at that
Ruth’s first word’s were Oh Henry, well how about that!
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| | Marijuana: The Real Story | | | Saturday, August 23, 2008 (4:04 PM)
(I'm feeling okay) | | | I think it is ridiculous that this country spends billions to eradicate a plant that has huge potential possibilities to make this world a better place rather than the toxic oil pit being created. Need more info concerning marijuana? Look no further Anslinger and Mellon Connection | | | | 135 Views | 0 Thumbs Up | 0 Comments | |
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| | Rememberance | | | Tuesday, August 19, 2008 (12:31 PM)
(I'm feeling nostalgic) | | Just a short blog. I woke up December 9th, 2004 and found the news that Darrell Abbott had been shot to death while playing guitar. I remember thinking about it unable to explain the why's and no concern or the motivation because I knew it was undeserved. The guy just was not that way. I remember basically meeting him with an eye-contact "hello" and a nod as he thundered on stage. He waved and slapped my hand at the end of the show. He was doing what he loved and died doing it.
This reminded me of another that died doing what he loved to do. He made a memory of the number 3.
The point is rememberance and Darrell Dimebag Abbott definitely created a memorable individual. I miss him, the days of Pantera and another time...A FAWKENIN' GREAT TIME!
Victims and Soldiers, stars and musicians, renowned and respected are all welcome here.
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| | Apathy.com | | | Thursday, August 14, 2008 (1:07 PM)
(I'm feeling aggravated) | | In 2008 I am angry. At a President. At the American people. At company policy.
Seems I have been angry since the attack on the World Trade Center towers in
September of 2001.
Actually, I sit now and ponder that event and realize the
signal for change to come happened even before September 11th. When Dale
Earnhardt was killed at the Daytona 500 in February it seemed to click in my head
right then that 2001 was going to be a year of tragedy and how right that turned
out to be. Spread before us in the news was now the death of a legend, the
dedication of a memorial and museum for Oklahoma City the emergence of deathly
disease in the UK. All of this all at once as reminders of the past, the current, and
the rising tide of malicious affliction in future faced us all and it was only February.
Manufacturing seemed to be taking a slow negative plunged as 2001 marched into
the limelight of September 11th. Job's were becoming an extremely difficult thing
to find within the U.S. while terrorism within the country and illegal’s on every street
corner dominated the news. The poor were becoming poorer and no one was looking.
By 2004 the unemployment rate in Indiana was 4.5% percent as of on the national average.
2006 saw a small decline at roughly 5.0% and jumped to a staggering 13.0% by mid
(June) year of 2007. 13,000 manufacturing jobs were lost in the State in just one
month (May). By July there has been more lay-offs, plant closings, and employer
inability to hire than 2 or 3 states combined in many instances. Help for the needy
within the country as a whole is disgraceful and a vast misconception of the care
and concern on the government and private organizations generated toward helping
those in need.
According to the welfare department in Xxxxx County Indiana if you
work and make roughly 600 dollars in net earnings supporting 2 with one being an
infant and pay 500 dollars a month for just rent. You can survive on 100 dollars a
month and are allotted 400+ dollars in food stamps. You do not, however, qualify for
TANF, ADC, or any other social welfare benefits. They will provide health care through
Hoosier Healthwise to the child but neither of the parents and advice said parents to
acquire additional health care through employment or other private sector's due to
Hoosier Healthwise not covering certain health care concerns. I was also recommended
by the welfare department that the applicant seeks other means of help and support
through friends and family as well as other charitable organizations such as your local
church.
That is just absurd and sounds a bit like passing the buck to me. Sounds a lot like the
continuing chaos in New Orleans. Sounds a bit like the WTC victims (if it is in fact even
the family members remains) being sent home in "wooden" urns! The government did
not even have the decency to pay a bit extra and give those victims a more appropriate
"burial" with brass or another more empathetic contribution to their sacrifice they did
not sign up to partake in.
This country has again and again flipped its nose to the poor.
The disheartened.
The lost and the victimized.
The fallen and the fighting.
End the war!
End the Apathy of a presidential administration that can only be looked upon as tragic
and criminal.
Stop the madness.
Rip™ ©2008
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