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| | JAWS | | | | Friday, July 25, 2008 (4:06 AM) | | | | | 253 Views | 7  Thumbs Up | 4 Comments |  |
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| | HEHE | | | | Friday, July 25, 2008 (4:07 AM) | | | | | | 209 Views | 0 Thumbs Up | 0 Comments | |
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| | WORKOUT | | | | Friday, July 25, 2008 (4:05 AM) | | | | | | 192 Views | 1 Thumb Up | 1 Comment | |
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| | CHINESE PROVERBS | | | Thursday, July 24, 2008 (3:54 AM)
(I'm feeling mischievous) | | CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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| | IRON MAN | | | | Thursday, July 24, 2008 (3:47 AM) | | | | | | 196 Views | 0 Thumbs Up | 0 Comments | |
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| | SQUIRREL | | | | Thursday, July 24, 2008 (3:46 AM) | | | | | | 186 Views | 4 Thumbs Up | 2 Comments | |
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| | SKILL | | | | Thursday, July 24, 2008 (3:45 AM) | | | | | | 233 Views | 0 Thumbs Up | 1 Comment | |
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| | WHALE | | | | Thursday, July 24, 2008 (3:44 AM) | | | | | | 206 Views | 0 Thumbs Up | 0 Comments | |
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| | WOLF | | | | Thursday, July 24, 2008 (3:41 AM) | | | | | | 198 Views | 1 Thumb Up | 1 Comment | |
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| | NOSE | | | | Thursday, July 24, 2008 (3:40 AM) | | | | | | 207 Views | 0 Thumbs Up | 0 Comments | |
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