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| | Brian Wilson Dead? | | | Friday, February 15, 2008 (4:41 PM)
(I'm feeling amused) | | Did anyone see this corpse perform "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" on The View???? I Tivo that damn show so my hatred of Star Jones can grow, and I was in utter disbelief watching him sing, sorry Lip-sync (badly).
He was sitting behind a piano that he didn't once touch and he looked as though riggermortis had set in. His arms were literally like two stiff extended poles on either side of his torso. Madame (of Wayland Flowers & Madame) has more gusto and she's a fucking puppet!!!
The bridge of the song took a turn for the worst when it suddenly turned into a Beach Boys desperate plea for a reunion crazy ass surf MESS.
To top it off, when the song was over, one of three things happened... 1. He was doing a really Bad Elvis top lip twitch impression, 2. His nose had a severe itch and he couldn't bend his paralyzed arms up to scratch it, or 3. He had some sort of seizure or stroke during his nap in front of the piano...
The real mystery was when Meredith Vierra came out to thank him and go to commercial she said, “Now I know It’s Really You, our thanks to Brian Wilson, Blah, blah, blah….” What the fuck did that mean????
That was one of the strangest fucking performances I've seen since Liza Minnelli performed NY NY completely shit faced on illegal substances or even the completely incoherent Bob Dillon Grammy performance when that naked guy ran across the stage.. If you could only hear my impressions of these memorable hiccups in history you would be as amused as I was and still am...
Well at least he didn't do a ho down at the end of the tape, sorry performance...
Sorry folks I had to rant!!! | | | 76 Views | 0  Thumbs Up | 0 Comments |  |
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