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| | SlickJimmy is NOT GAY! | | | | Friday, March 20, 2009 (9:19 AM) | | (I was actually going to name this entry "I Am The Bitch Of LiveVideo," but know what? That sounds not very friendly. "Prevailing unfriendly bitch" is not something to which I aspire. Instead, what I am getting at, is that I am the internet's bitch. As in, the internet has made me its bitch. Like in prison. And this concludes my paragraph analyzing a five-word title, guess who was an English major and hasn't had her lunch yet, THANK YOU.)
But, anyway. Oh, hello! HI THERE! So, did I up and disappear? AGAIN? Am I a major pain in the ass to everyone? The answer, quite obviously, is yes. Yes, yes, resoundingly yes, in particular to the last question. I am totally a pain in everyone's ass! I am a pain in your ass! I am causing grief and aggravation to asses all over the place, that is just what I do.
On second thought, maybe I am the bitch of the internet. At the very least, I’m kind of a tease. I am really sorry about that. And, once again, I am really sorry if anyone thought something bad had happened, beyond my usual Life o’ Privilege and Manufactured Crisis. It did not. In fact, everything is fine, with the exception of the massive amounts of laundry piled in the hall, and one small other thing, which is that, once again, I have found myself asking: Why is some component of LiveVideo always, always broken, seriously, why, God? Did I piss someone off? Was it Mod04? Or Al Gore? Did I piss Al Gore off? Because, Al Gore, I will heartily apologize, if you will please leave me alone. I will recycle! Just for you! I will cart all of my groceries around in eco-friendly bags! I will weave them from hemp! Whatever the heck you want!
At any rate, it has finally been determined that all the problems associated with my channel hearkens back to the fact that the version of Windows I was using is both obsolete and incredibly vulnerable to attacks. So, people attack me (AL GORE) and then the whole thing goes crazy and shuts me out, and opens up private videos, and crashes servers and creates digital mayhem. So, there's that, but now in addition, THIS time an entirely different branch of my stupidity emerged, and nearly resulted in me losing the internet altogether. Yes! That is just how good I am. I can't log on, but I can still cause serious damage. Fear me! For I can create destruction by proxy.
And, with that, I will stop talking about this forever, because seriously, this is turning out to be the most boring entry of all time. I mean, you don't even have to lie to me, I know it is. It's all, look at Kat, bitching about her computer issues, again, only this time she's mixing it up by moaning about how LiveVideo had the gall to delete her last video, O THE NERVE YOU DIGITAL JUDAS, and none of this is even remotely entertaining. So, to sum up, once again, I sincerely apologize. And I sincerely move on from this hideously boring topic. And I sincerely hope that installing Vista will not cause this whole dang thing to happen all over again, or else, I seriously will eat my own eyeballs. Or possibly Al Gore's. Because I bet they are just scrumptious. And if that's not a way to end these paragraphs, then I just don't know what is.
Um, not that you'll actually see this because by the time I hit 'post', LiveVideo will probably be broken again. By rain. Or a freak snowstorm in Atlanta. Or by SlickJimmy just making sure that, y'know, he's NOT GAY and trolling the internet.
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