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| | Origins of the "Swine Flu" finally revealed | | | Saturday, May 2, 2009 (12:06 AM)
(I'm feeling porky) | | Well it seems that researchers have finally found where the swine flu originated. In some breaking news, it has been revealed that the flu's genesis was at the farm of this man.
Known simply as Old McDonald, it is with an oink, oink here and an oink, oink there, here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink, oink. I present to you the footage revealing the makings of the near pandemic virus. Warning! This footage is very sad and graphic!
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| | Presto Magic Illusion time | | | Sunday, April 19, 2009 (2:10 AM)
(I'm feeling choppy choppy) | | Magic with chainsaws is amazing.
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| | Jan Brady abduction a hoax???? | | | Monday, April 6, 2009 (1:07 AM)
(I'm feeling suspicious) | | In this week's eSkeptic, the behind the scenes workings of the UFO hoax that captured headlines earlier this year were revealed. People in and around the Morristown, New Jersey area saw unidentified flying objects, with many of them naturally assuming that these UFOs represented extraterrestrial space craft. In fact, they were helium balloons with flares attached to them, lofted into the sky by Chris Russo and Joe Rudy, in their social experiment on how to create your own media event surrounding UFO sightings.
When Russo was asked why he did it, he stated that "I wanted to see how much attention would ooze out over the spectacle". I don't know if these two men had anything to do with Jan Brady's abduction, but I'm a bit suspicious.
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| | Jan Brady abducted!!! | | | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 (12:59 AM)
(I'm feeling groovy) | | I heard some disturbing news today involving American tv icon "Jan Brady".
According to reports, she has been abducted by aliens. Witnesses claim they could hear the sound of a large object landing in their neighborhood, apparently right on a big piece of astro-turf.
Neighbors also reported hearing loud cries from a female voice uttering "martians, martians, martians" over and over again.
A search committee headed by the honorable Dr.'s Smith and Spock, has been assigned to explore the galaxy and bring Ms. Brady back to her somewhat oblivious life.
Here's hoping for a safe return of Marcia's sister.
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