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| | Investments | | | Tuesday, October 21, 2008 (8:23 PM)
(I'm feeling amused) | | | If you had purchased $1,000 in shares of Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 in shares of AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 in shares of Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American! | | | 130 Views | 0  Thumbs Up | 0 Comments |  |
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