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A 95 year old man went to the doctor and asked him "Do you think I could have some of those little pills? Niagra I think they are".

"Do you mean   more...Viagra?" asked the doctor, "you're in your nineties, why would you need them?"

"Well", said the old man, "My wife died 36 years ago and I thought it was time to sign up to a dating agency while I'm still able to move around. The only problem is, there was a mix up with the computer system and they've hooked me up with a 19 year old nymphomaniac and I'm not sure that when the time comes, I'll be able to.... you know...".

"Okay", replied the doctor "just take one of these about half an hour before you think something will happen and that should do the trick".

The next day, the elderly man was back in the doctor's office. "Those little blue pills worked wonders", he told the doctor, "seventeen times in one night - that never happened when my wife was alive".

"I suppose you need something for a strained back now then" said the doctor.

"No doctor - my wrist, she didn't show up".  less