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 |  |  | I Sometimes Think 00:58 I sometimes think I'd rather crow And be a rooster than to roost And be a crow. But I dunno.
A rooster he can roost also, Which don't seem fair more...when crows can't crow. Which may help some. Still I dunno.
Crows should be glad of one thing, though ; Nobody thinks of eating crow, While roosters they are good enough For anyone unless they're tough.
There are lots of tough old roosters, though, And anyway a crow can't crow, So mebby roosters stand more show. It looks that way. But I dunno. less Added: Mar 12, 09 Views: 15 Category: Arts & Animation |
|  | The New Colossus 01:29  The New Colossus by Emma Lazarus Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land ; Here at our sea-washed, more...sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame. "Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp !" cries she With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door !" less Added: Nov 30, 08 Views: 7 Category: Arts & Animation |
|  |  | W.H. Auden's "O Where are you Going ?" 01:45 O Where are you Going ? WYSTAN HUGH AUDEN (1907-1973)
"O where are you going ?" said reader to rider, "That valley is fatal when furnaces burn,
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Yonder's the midden where odours will madden, That gap is the grave where the tall return."
"O do you imagine," said fearer to farer, "That dusk will delay on your path to the pass, Your diligent looking discover the lacking Your footsteps feel from granite to grass ?"
"O what was that bird," said horror to hearer, "Did you see that shape in the twisted trees ? Behind you swiftly the figure comes softly, The spot on your skin is a shocking disease."
"Out of this house" - said rider to reader, "Yours never will" - said farer to fearer, "They're looking for you" - said hearer to horror, As he left them there, as he left them there. less Added: Aug 10, 08 Views: 28 Category: Arts & Animation |
|  | The Tropic of Capricorn (Chips) 00:29 My entry for the Doritos Ad' Competition and a test to see how clearly this divx mov, that tries to adhere to the recommended upload format, plays back.
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The Tortilla Flotilla's a Larder Armada Where Corn Chips have borne ships There's no plain sailing 'f it's flavour you favour, a saucer of Salsa Will float your boat better than balsa wood could
It's Doritos The Fleet knows Can keep them on their toes In our dream the Sour Cream jives with the Chives Watch the Dorsal endorse all and force ev'ry morsel To slip and skip into the Dip
Mark your barque with an erudite BITE !
less Added: Apr 15, 08 Views: 15 Category: Arts & Animation |
|  | |  | Happy Presidents' Day 00:41 Black and White at The White House, these Heads of State (and the United States) show a shared nose for (follow my ?) leadership.
How quickly can you more...recognise -->
George Washington John Adams Thomas Jefferson James Madison James Monroe John Quincy Adams Andrew Jackson Martin Van Buren William Henry Harrison John Tyler James K. Polk Zachary Taylor Millard Filmore Franklin Pierce James Buchanan Abraham Lincoln Andrew Johnson Ulysses S. Grant Rutherford B. Hayes James A. Garfield Chester A. Arthur Grover Cleveland Benjamin Harrison Grover Cleveland William McKinley Theodore Roosevelt William Howard Taft Woodrow Wilson Warren G. Harding Calvin Coolidge Herbert Hoover Franklin D. Roosevelt Harry S. Truman Dwight D. Eisenhower John F. Kennedy Lyndon B. Johnson Richard M. Nixon Gerald R. Ford Jimmy Carter Ronald Reagan George H. W. Bush William J. Clinton George W. Bush
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|  | | |  |  | The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !) 00:59 Do (k)not be(e)friend the trend To spend what udders lend And then pretend ~ Ewe-Ooo-Oooo ~ Did (k)not LET you ! GET chew ! DEBT you...
...can't more...re-pay In(n) any way - Without delay ; Or(e) leans on loans From firms with terms That consolidate But can't console
Control from such a crutch Is not worth much To those who'd rather RUN Their own affairs With Bulls and Bears Than borrow from To-morrow : Sorrow And a duller dollar dolour Edit Credit and learn to earn "A penny for your thoughts," WON 5 and a pair of noughts
Arrange exchange SAVE Yourself
And BANK the MONKEY !
---------------------------- This is a film I put together for a competition run by a British financial web site requesting responses, of no more than a minute, to the topic : "What Would Your Money Say to You ?"
It references £500 (a "monkey", in slang) because that was the prize. There are logo-ed screens for "Pounds", "Shillings" and "Pence" on the gold PSP and special ghost .... um special GUEST (dis)appearances from James Watt, Sir John Houblon, The Leaning Tower of Pisa and a Sopwith CAMEL.
(Thread)NEEDLE(ss) to say, with 13 (unlucky for some) views, I was never in the running to further my funds on the twELFth of the tWEALTH... less Added: Dec 1, 07 Views: 24 Category: Arts & Animation |
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