Battered. Beaten and Torn. It's no wonder that after all these years a handful of toast crusaders are finally speaking out and "spreading" some light over an issue close to their middles. Countless toasts everywhere are fighting back against being torn apart by cold, hard stick butter! Listen to the crumbly woes of Caroline Corn Muffin, Bobby Biscuit, Miss Melba Toast, Erma Bagel, and King Edward of English Muffin.