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I'm a homing pigeon. I always come back to the stinking coop, no matter how late it is. I'd been out peeking under old Sunday sections for a barber named Dominick whose wife wanted him back - I forget why. Only reason I took the job was because my bank account was trying to crawl under a duck.
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My Boss Has A Helicopter Jul 16, 08 (I'm feeling Blackhawk Down!) | | My boss owns a helicopter to take him around town or home or to meetings. It sets off every car alarm in the parking lot during take off and landing which is generally pretty funny as long as you aren't ... View More |  | OMFG Rickman Again...and again...and again...and again...and Jul 11, 08 (I'm feeling Glad Snape died) | He has to be stalking me. Why else is he at the same functions all the fucking time? Here, London...bet if I went to a function in Uzbekistan at the request of the CIA he would be the first person I see. ... View More |  | Spy vs Sci Jun 30, 08 (I'm feeling James Bond) | Your Mission: Spy vs Sci from LRonHu88ard on Vimeo.. ... View More |  | Proud to Die for your Shitty Gas Mileage Jun 30, 08 (I'm feeling Very 1st Amendment) | | Yeah so I'm exhausted. I stayed up all night on the attack. From 1 AM to 5AM we stuck cards in gas tanks of SUVs and Soccer Mom Vans thoughout the suburbs. The cards show pictures of local service men ... View More |  | Why I Still Love New York Jun 22, 08 (I'm feeling I Heart NY) | Well, it isn't home yet but I still love it after nearly five years. Why?
Gray's Papaya: A full meal for three bucks and change.
The Yankees: Still suck but I can make people here mad as hell when ... View More |  |
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