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General self abuse with a feather, staring contests in a mirror, mooing at Walmart greeters (yes, like a cow moo's) | My Tunes Gregorian Chant; Yodeling; Swiss Alpine Horns | My Movies Stop, Drop and Roll (the short film on being on fire); Duck and Cover; Puberty: my body and me; The Muppet Movie; Deep Throat | Love to Read Dick and Jane; Clifford the Big Red Dog; The best of Penthouse Forum | |
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| Status: | Taken | | Hometown: | N/A | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo |
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| Old, fluffy and angry at stupidity .... which means I'm pissed off most of the time. |
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