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I grew up in the Bronx NY where i was charged but never convicted on 8 separate counts of jaywalking. I was voted most likely to urinate in public and Spent 7 years in a Buddhist military school for incredibly sexy youth dealing with self esteem issues.
Likes-- Cookies and Cream pop-tarts, The art of Brazilian waxing, Donkey shows and the smell of a newborn panda
DisLikes-- The Dali Lama, Gold Teeth, Merry Go Rounds and ugly babies.
I once smacked the pope on his ass and said "good prayer". I more...currently hold a 6th degree Black Belt in Jeet-kune-do, Brown Belt in Thai Fighting and a pink belt in hair pulling. I recently had a penis reduction.
My interests include but are not limited to, competitive polka dancing, Yu-gi-oh, Karate chopping children in the throat,and trimming Bonsai trees. less |
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| Arse joke May 1, 08 | The Voodoo Penis
A business man was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something ... View More | | | Joke of the day May 1, 08 | Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?"
After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem is that the muscles around ... View More | | | Joke Apr 15, 08 | A drunk walks out of the bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my car" the ... View More | | | Why I hate port-a-potties Mar 23, 08 | I have been working for Habitat for Humanity doing construction for the past 10 months, and while I love my job, by far the worst part is dealing with port a potties.
Yesterday, I was at the worksite ... View More | | | Dropping kids off at achool Mar 23, 08 | You would think most of what I have to say would be self-evident behavior for the drop off line at school, but sadly, it seems not. What the hell are you people thinking?
First, of course,...people, ... View More | |
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A Brand New Truck
From: JimWayne
Sent: Mar 9, 2008 |
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