Just a reminder, folks:

I have a zero tolerance policy for porn on my channel. Anyone attempting to post porn on my channel, offer me porn, or associate me with it in any way will instantly be blocked from my channel and reported.

Thank you.

"Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them. The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us."-Voltaire

"The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire."-John N. Mitchell

"It is vain for the coward to flee; death follows close behind; it is only by defying it that the brave escape."-Voltaire

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."-Henry Ward Beecher
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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."-Ingrid Bergman

"Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies."-Aristotle

"A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down."-Arnold H. Glasow

"Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children."-Samuel Butler

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I."-Oscar Levant

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."-Rita Rudner

"I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist. I am willing to fight for peace. Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war."-Albert Einstein

"I put my inner child in time-out."-Elena Scoggin  less

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."-Abraham Lincoln

"All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible."-William Faulkner

"Common sense is not so common." -Voltaire

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."-Francis Bacon

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."-Voltaire

"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible."-Voltaire

"Fiction reveals truths   more...that reality obscures."-Jessamyn West  less

"Gir, your waffles have sickened me. Fetch me the bucket!!"-Invader Zim