| Status: | Taken | | Hometown: | Oxford, England | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio |
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A ray of rational sarcasm in a demon-haunted world. Giant killing, monster slaying, deity defying Englishman shipwrecked on the golden coast of the New Worlde. Happily humanist, aggressively atheist, perfectly pastafarian, amusingly alliterate and unapologetically unwilling to fake politeness towards right-wing lunatics, southern baptists, conspiracy theorists, homeopaths, sociopaths,Wyomingites, scientologists, trailer trash and general ignoramuses.
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General Christian-baiting, dating fucked-up women, high-stakes Canasta, half-hearted suicide attempts (I once tried to slash my wrists with a tomato), checking out bikini'd Asian girls on Santa Monica beach, sounding pretentious when speaking about literature or films. | My Tunes Billy Bragg, Laurie Anderson, The Decemberists, Talking Heads, Warren Zevon, Morrissey, The Smiths, Pulp, Shonen Knife, Robyn Hitchcock, The Soft Boys etc etc - although I reserve the right to renounce any of these acts, should they suddenly become horribly 'uncool'. | My Movies Too many to mention. Here, in true Nick Hornby fashion, is my top five - 1. Hana-Bi 2. Tokyo Monogatari 3. Ikiru 4. La Jetee 5. The Bride of Frankenstein
...but there are shitloads more that I truly love. | Love to Read Again, far too many to mention. I just finished The Rights of Man by Thomas Paine which was FUCKING AMAZING.... it's a crime that American kids aren't taught what a great man, and true hero, Paine was. It'll never happen though. Top five novels (in no order)... 1. The Good Soldier by Ford Madox Ford 2. more...Gargantua and Pantagruel by François Rabelais 3. Under The Frog by Tibor Fischer 4. Sputnik Sweetheart by Haruki Murakami 4. Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco less | |
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Guitar Hero: Now Available in Christian! Aug 29, 08 (I'm feeling amused) | Holy shit!
Quite literally, as it turns out.
Is this thing for real?
CLICKY!
Can God-botherers now rock out to Third Day?
Jam along with Stryper?
Get down and boogie with Crade of Filth?
Praise the ... View More |  | Dear Mister Obama... Aug 29, 08 (I'm feeling bitchy) |
I've got a great idea.
But it only works if America does what I hope to gods it doesn't and actually elects John McCain in November.
Barack Hussain Obama ('cos we mustn't forget his middle name, the ... View More |  | Alex Jones is a big, fat conspiracy theory loving cock. Aug 13, 08 (I'm feeling amused) | Arguing on the internet is like running in the Bejing Olympics - even if you win, the fireworks are still computer generated...
Apollo is an obvious hoax. I emailed my university ... View More |  | Bad Medicine Jul 20, 08 (I'm feeling angry) | I've noticed over the last couple of years that whacko conspiracy theories are on
the rise. I'm not sure if this has been happening even longer that I've been
aware, or we really are entering a new ... View More |  | Moore Watchmen. Jul 19, 08 (I'm feeling amused) |
Dirty Harry, "Make my day,"
Terminator, hit the north,
Alan Moore knows the score,
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
- Pop Will Eat Itself, 'Can U Dig it?' ... View More |  |
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