 | | "**** YOUTUBE!" | One night, hundreds of years ago, a carrot man appeared to me in a dream. He spaketh unto me: "You will henceforth go out and preach the goodness that is the carrot. If anyone disagrees, let me know about it, and I will smite them with many small pebbles...and rub corn flakes into their hair. He then promptly disappeared and left a small pile of carrot peelings on the floor that I swept up two weeks later because my girlfriend said she was "sick of seeing it", and "why don't I ever clean up the 'goddamned' house because I'm the only one making all of the mess, and why does she have to do everything around here."
The Book of Al 3:22-40
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| Hobbies: Sex with kittens. | | Movies: I like war movies. And movies about sex with kittens. | | Music: My favorite song is "Jingle Bells" by, a German Shepard I think. | | Books: The Bible and God and all that stuff. |
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