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| | Sunday, October 7, 2007 at 7:16 PM | | | |
| Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 8:05 AM | | I'm switching over to the Dennis Kucinich campaign to help him out.
Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,
Cal-el
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There's a story going around called "Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad."
http://www.inquisitr.com/11059/elizabeth-frisinger-lost-her-virginity-and-texted-her-dad/
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Whether or not this story is true, similar things do happen. Sometimes a player will hit send to the wrong number and their game is over. They try to lie their way out of it and say they meant something different, but they've been so stupid in their inconsistencies that the lie doesn't work. Perhaps they think everyone is stupid as they are?
You though you were clever
And you thought you had me fooled
You thought I didn't know
You thought your deciet ruled
But you told too many lies
That were transparent as glass
And that slip of a text message
Screwed your ass
You thought you sent to him
But the one you cliked was me
I just smirked and said
Wrong person there, honey
Then you finally knew that I
Had been onto your game
You really blew it this time
What a shame
Sometimes men are blinded
By their feelings of love
And you can get away with
Pretending your a dove
But I've been around you see
And knew the things you do
So you see the one who's screwed
Is you
Maybe now you'll learn that its
Not nice to play that game
Using promises of love
To gain fortune and fame
Though I really doubt it
You're just not all that smart
You're really just a lying
Little tart
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|  | Ode to Swine Flu (Original Song)
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Yeah, I had it and it was rough. It's still lingering a bit, but I'm feeling better.
Ode to Swine Flu (lyrics)
Swine Flu, Swine Flu
It's true that more...I had you
But I didn't die
I didn't cry
Although I wanted to
I'm glad we finally parted ways
Swine Flu
I know that I deserved it
I ate bacon, too
I ate pork roast
I ate pork chops
And even wild boar too
I even ate burritos
Made by Mexicans
So swine flu
Please know I understand
Now please, don't cry
Because I didn't die
I'm tougher than I, look you see
It's not that easy to kill me
Swine Flu, Swine Flu
What I say is true
Miss Piggy cried
When I didn't die
Swine Flu
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