IF IT HASN'T BEEN EVIDENT BY NOW, DUE TO "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES", I BLAME WHOLLY MYSELF FOR, I FOUND IT NECESSARY TO START UP A NEW CHANNEL!! DON'T BE ALARMED - DON'T BE "SUSPICIOUS" - IT IS STILL "ME", THE "LOVEABLE" LITTLE CHUBBY-CHEEKED DEWD YOU'VE LEARNED TO LOVE ... OR AT LEAST, TOLERATE!!! *grin* SO PLEASE BEFRIEND ME ON MY OTHER CHANNEL TOO!! "DOUBLE THE CYBRISTO - DOUBLE THE FUN" !!! *wide grin*

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST HAPPY FAIRYTALE

ONCE upon a time, there was a fellow who asked a lovely lady to mary him, to wit, she replied, NO!!!

AND the fellow went on to college, graduated with honors, secured a seven-figure income, bought a multi-level house and a

private beach, rode motorcyles, vacationed at the most exclusive resorts, drove the most expensive cars, went hunting, fishing,

skiing, golfing, anything he wanted:   more... drank scotch, beer, ate anything he wanted - CATERED - ; Left the toilet seat up, farted

AND "scratched" when and wherever he pleased .... and ..... LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER !!! ..........THE END  less